1. Yeah, the guy from December 20, 2005 had a kid. Who knew?
2. "Hey! Number 44! Stop Undergoing Mitosis and Get Your Head in the Game!"
3. (Number 44 thawtbubble) "I hate playing against the remoras."
4. Number 44 thinks he may have overdone it on the Axe body spray.
5. "So, um, you wanna go get some breakfast or something."
Best of Oiao
Number 44 now understands the term 'laid up'!
Best of prince of leaves
The shot may have won the championship, but Coach Rivers' controversial use of a cziltang brone on the court would later be banned by the state athletic association.
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
#44 love of practical jokes hit a high note when he discovered there's no rule prohibiting a jersey custom made of 100% Velcro.
Best of Submariner
For Gaia's sake; if you tell Kobe you're open, and for some unknown reason he throws it to you, you sure as hell better CATCH the damn ball!
Best of Matt the K
These Hindu teams have such an unfair advantage.
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Number 44 now understands the term 'laid up'!
"I don't care if he is President... he doesn't get number 44."
The shot may have won the championship, but Coach Rivers' controversial use of a cziltang brone on the court would later be banned by the state athletic association.
Number 44 thought bubble: "Hey, whoa...there's no catcher in basketball!"
Proving once again that white men can't jump, Adam stands under the backboard, ineffectually trying to push the ball into the hoop while Tyler stands behind him trying to swat it away.
#44 love of practical jokes hit a high note when he discovered there's no rule prohibiting a jersey custom made of 100% Velcro.
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The siamese twins sued under Title IX and won the right to play basketball; however, scholarships to different schools exposed a flaw in the judge's decision.
"Hey, ref, this guy threw a four-arm!"
Thank you, I'll be here all week, try the veal.
Proof once more that basketball is ghey...Two men.. under a hole.. fighting for a ball...
Obligatory:
Raise your hands, raise your hands, if you're sure...
For Gaia's sake; if you tell Kobe you're open, and for some unknown reason he throws it to you, you sure as hell better CATCH the damn ball!
No, Frank, when shopping at Old Navy with Dawn, it's a five-finger discount that you take, not a four-hand.
Awright men, V the K's chosen Basketball as this Saturday's theme. We're up against ghey Tuesdays and girlie Thursdays so if you can't show me some really sick intercourse dribbling, hit the showers now!
"That's it, hands on the ball, not the balls!"
These Hindu teams have such an unfair advantage.
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