1. Back in his Academy days, Will Riker used to take his holo-imager to Risa and film Vulcan Chicks Gone Illogical and sell the film to the Ferengi.
2. "Are you missing a tongue? Because I seem to have an extra one."
3. Om Nom Nom Nom Nom...
4. "How about some role-playing? I'll be the stern Romulan prison guard and you be the naughty Orion slave girl?"
5. "So, whatever happened to that inflatable Uhura doll you used to have?"
Best of Dr. Doom
Vulcan mind meld - ur doin' it rong - but please carry on...
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Somehow, somewhere, a Star Trek geek is sitting in his mother's basement trying to figure out whether or not this is canon.
Best of Jack Reacher
ORA: Once Harry Mudd's wives numbered in the hundreds, they had to fill their time somehow.
Best of Army of Dad
Not all blue on blue incidents are bad things.
Best of dub
Wanna go back to my place so I can give you the Spocker?
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"Transporter malfunction my ass", grumbled Captain Archer under his breath.
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Dilithium-curious.
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Oh bugger, looking at their uniform colors, i cant tell if the light blue one is a services personnel from 2270 to 2350, or science personnel... i mean really is it two scientists or inter department?
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Army of Mom's first holodeck program.
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"The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the one... Threesome?"
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First Contact, or Undiscovered Country?
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While disgusting to the sensibilities of over three dozen sentient races, the holo program "Two Vulcans, One Cup of Earl Gray, Hot" nonetheless became a viral meme across the subspace infonets.
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I remember this episode of Scrubs; twas good n hot until Turk shows up as Worf...
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The holodeck in "Private Browsing" mode.
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Who says they are emotionless?
"No, No, Nanette - Vulcans meld minds not tongues!"
Not another Captain Honor's film!
Vinney
Vulcan mind meld - ur doin' it rong - but please carry on...
Stung by years of comments about how crappy the Star Trek movies have been, Paramount hires Academy-Award-winning director Ang Lee to film "Star Trek XII-The Undiscovered Fetish".
Somehow I find this supremely logical.
Somehow, somewhere, a Star Trek geek is sitting in his mother's basement trying to figure out whether or not this is canon.
"Nobody's ever touched my tribble like that before."
ORA: Once Harry Mudd's wives numbered in the hundreds, they had to fill their time somehow.
"are you sure that sleeping with you will get me into the StarFleet Academy?"
...and that's when Capt. James Tiberius Kirk's head exploded.
The after party at the Star Trek Convention was not nearly as geeky as most folks assumed it would be.
vw: sighin - what 20K trekkie dudes were doing after they saw this picture...
"What's that captain?", asked Ensign Spilik, "No sir, I was just inspecting Ensign Sparik's oral channel for... um... parasites and your suggestion regarding procreation is most illogical!"
A Pon too Farr.
Not all blue on blue incidents are bad things.
Mmmmm....chalk faced Vulcans....
Wanna go back to my place so I can give you the Spocker?
Soon they will be deep in the Poon Farr.
..............arf
The exception to the rule 'It's always the ensign in the red shirt that gets it...'
How 'furry' little Trebbles are made.
Hot Vulcan on Vulcan Lesbo Action! Star Trek never ceases to amaze me.
You think this is hot, try Googling "hot bajoran babes".
"Transporter malfunction my ass", grumbled Captain Archer under his breath.
Dilithium-curious.
Though Starfleet had never enacted an official DADT policy, Ensign Sulu was simultaneously aroused and disgusted.
Illogical, but fascinating Capitan.
Of course the geeks are disgusted they fell out of character so easily, everyone knows its not time for Pon Far...
Oh bugger, looking at their uniform colors, i cant tell if the light blue one is a services personnel from 2270 to 2350, or science personnel... i mean really is it two scientists or inter department?
Conjoined twins face challenges in life that can be hard for others to fathom.
Army of Mom's first holodeck program.
Porn Far
"The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the one... Threesome?"
Live long and perspire.
Your thoughts to my thoughts... Your lips to my lips...
The little-known, rarely spoken of Vulcan nipple meld.
I just Spocked all over my computer screen.
First Contact, or Undiscovered Country?
Against almost astronomical odds, "bukake" means the same thing in Vulcan.
Open a channel.
Vulcan's sharing gum, or hot, lesbo, elven doctor interns?... you decide.
While disgusting to the sensibilities of over three dozen sentient races, the holo program "Two Vulcans, One Cup of Earl Gray, Hot" nonetheless became a viral meme across the subspace infonets.
"This is most illogical, Captain. Vulcan lesbians obviously belong on Hot Babe Thursdays, not Twink Tuesdays."
I'll bet if Subby sees this photo his snorkle will surface.
-OR-
Yeah, yeah, trekkies might have done everything first, but they sure as hell didn't do it best.
"Welcome to the Collective, 6 of 9."
As part of the sexual harassment suit settlement, Scotty was banned from posing the crew members during Transporter phase.
So THAT'S where the 'V' hand signal comes from...
All your lesbians are belong to us.
Logic Quiz:
Q. How do you separate the women from the girls aboard the Starship Enterprise?
A. You don't.
Bones...your hypnosis serum is great!! Now make them show us their t*tt&es!!
I'm betting that someone has gone there before, but not as boldly.
...and they're only attracted to basement dwellers.
So just what were the odds of finding two celestial bodies around Uranus.
Wait'll ya see their tramp tatooines.
Live long and grope her.
I remember this episode of Scrubs; twas good n hot until Turk shows up as Worf...
Uh, ladies? When I said "Energize!" I meant, well, just carry on and we'll discuss once I'm, er, I mean, YOU're finished...
I like this version of "Who does #2 work for?" MUCH better than Austin Powers'...
Science Officer's log; sttar date 6969.3...
"...and THAT, Data, is how we Vulcan-ize your rubber."
Proper use of the holodeck.
The holodeck in "Private Browsing" mode.
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