Tuesday, January 18, 2011

The Amok Time


1. Back in his Academy days, Will Riker used to take his holo-imager to Risa and film Vulcan Chicks Gone Illogical and sell the film to the Ferengi.

2. "Are you missing a tongue? Because I seem to have an extra one."

3. Om Nom Nom Nom Nom...

4. "How about some role-playing? I'll be the stern Romulan prison guard and you be the naughty Orion slave girl?"

5. "So, whatever happened to that inflatable Uhura doll you used to have?"

Best of Dr. Doom
Vulcan mind meld - ur doin' it rong - but please carry on...

Best of GregMan
Somehow, somewhere, a Star Trek geek is sitting in his mother's basement trying to figure out whether or not this is canon.

Best of Jack Reacher
ORA: Once Harry Mudd's wives numbered in the hundreds, they had to fill their time somehow.

Best of Army of Dad
Not all blue on blue incidents are bad things.

Best of dub
Wanna go back to my place so I can give you the Spocker?

Best of dadoctah
"Transporter malfunction my ass", grumbled Captain Archer under his breath.

Best of dadoctah
Dilithium-curious.

Best of Artfldgr
Oh bugger, looking at their uniform colors, i cant tell if the light blue one is a services personnel from 2270 to 2350, or science personnel... i mean really is it two scientists or inter department?

Best of Dactyl
Army of Mom's first holodeck program.

Best of Son Of The Godfather
"The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the one... Threesome?"

Best of Son Of The Godfather
First Contact, or Undiscovered Country?

Threadwinner: prince of leaves
While disgusting to the sensibilities of over three dozen sentient races, the holo program "Two Vulcans, One Cup of Earl Gray, Hot" nonetheless became a viral meme across the subspace infonets.

Best of Submariner
I remember this episode of Scrubs; twas good n hot until Turk shows up as Worf...

Best of Steve O
The holodeck in "Private Browsing" mode.

61 comments:

Double the U said...

Who says they are emotionless?

blue said...

"No, No, Nanette - Vulcans meld minds not tongues!"

Anonymous said...

Not another Captain Honor's film!

Vinney

Dr. Doom said...

Vulcan mind meld - ur doin' it rong - but please carry on...

GregMan said...

Stung by years of comments about how crappy the Star Trek movies have been, Paramount hires Academy-Award-winning director Ang Lee to film "Star Trek XII-The Undiscovered Fetish".

GregMan said...

Somehow I find this supremely logical.

GregMan said...

Somehow, somewhere, a Star Trek geek is sitting in his mother's basement trying to figure out whether or not this is canon.

Jack Reacher said...

"Nobody's ever touched my tribble like that before."

Jack Reacher said...

ORA: Once Harry Mudd's wives numbered in the hundreds, they had to fill their time somehow.

Chronos the Wonder Pig said...

"are you sure that sleeping with you will get me into the StarFleet Academy?"

molson said...

...and that's when Capt. James Tiberius Kirk's head exploded.

JohnS1959 said...

The after party at the Star Trek Convention was not nearly as geeky as most folks assumed it would be.

vw: sighin - what 20K trekkie dudes were doing after they saw this picture...

Dr. Doom said...

"What's that captain?", asked Ensign Spilik, "No sir, I was just inspecting Ensign Sparik's oral channel for... um... parasites and your suggestion regarding procreation is most illogical!"

Army of Dad said...

A Pon too Farr.

Army of Dad said...

Not all blue on blue incidents are bad things.

dub said...

Mmmmm....chalk faced Vulcans....

dub said...

Wanna go back to my place so I can give you the Spocker?

Anonymous said...

Soon they will be deep in the Poon Farr.

..............arf

Adriane said...

The exception to the rule 'It's always the ensign in the red shirt that gets it...'

Oiao said...

How 'furry' little Trebbles are made.

Oiao said...

Hot Vulcan on Vulcan Lesbo Action! Star Trek never ceases to amaze me.

dadoctah said...

You think this is hot, try Googling "hot bajoran babes".

dadoctah said...

"Transporter malfunction my ass", grumbled Captain Archer under his breath.

dadoctah said...

Dilithium-curious.

dadoctah said...

Though Starfleet had never enacted an official DADT policy, Ensign Sulu was simultaneously aroused and disgusted.

Spock said...

Illogical, but fascinating Capitan.

Artfldgr said...

Of course the geeks are disgusted they fell out of character so easily, everyone knows its not time for Pon Far...

Artfldgr said...

Oh bugger, looking at their uniform colors, i cant tell if the light blue one is a services personnel from 2270 to 2350, or science personnel... i mean really is it two scientists or inter department?

Dactyl said...

Conjoined twins face challenges in life that can be hard for others to fathom.

Dactyl said...

Army of Mom's first holodeck program.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Porn Far

Son Of The Godfather said...

"The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the one... Threesome?"

Son Of The Godfather said...

Live long and perspire.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Your thoughts to my thoughts... Your lips to my lips...

Son Of The Godfather said...

The little-known, rarely spoken of Vulcan nipple meld.

Son Of The Godfather said...

I just Spocked all over my computer screen.

Son Of The Godfather said...

First Contact, or Undiscovered Country?

Son Of The Godfather said...

Against almost astronomical odds, "bukake" means the same thing in Vulcan.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Open a channel.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Vulcan's sharing gum, or hot, lesbo, elven doctor interns?... you decide.

prince of leaves said...

While disgusting to the sensibilities of over three dozen sentient races, the holo program "Two Vulcans, One Cup of Earl Gray, Hot" nonetheless became a viral meme across the subspace infonets.

prince of leaves said...

"This is most illogical, Captain. Vulcan lesbians obviously belong on Hot Babe Thursdays, not Twink Tuesdays."

Carpe Phlogiston said...

I'll bet if Subby sees this photo his snorkle will surface.

-OR-

Yeah, yeah, trekkies might have done everything first, but they sure as hell didn't do it best.

Uchuck the Tuchuck said...

"Welcome to the Collective, 6 of 9."

Matt the K said...

As part of the sexual harassment suit settlement, Scotty was banned from posing the crew members during Transporter phase.

Matt the K said...

So THAT'S where the 'V' hand signal comes from...

Matt the K said...

All your lesbians are belong to us.

Matt the K said...

Logic Quiz:

Q. How do you separate the women from the girls aboard the Starship Enterprise?

A. You don't.

Mr. Hankey said...

Bones...your hypnosis serum is great!! Now make them show us their t*tt&es!!

Mr. Hankey said...

I'm betting that someone has gone there before, but not as boldly.

Rodney Dill said...

...and they're only attracted to basement dwellers.

Rodney Dill said...

So just what were the odds of finding two celestial bodies around Uranus.

Rodney Dill said...

Wait'll ya see their tramp tatooines.

Rodney Dill said...

Live long and grope her.

Submariner said...

I remember this episode of Scrubs; twas good n hot until Turk shows up as Worf...

Submariner said...

Uh, ladies? When I said "Energize!" I meant, well, just carry on and we'll discuss once I'm, er, I mean, YOU're finished...

Submariner said...

I like this version of "Who does #2 work for?" MUCH better than Austin Powers'...

Submariner said...

Science Officer's log; sttar date 6969.3...

Submariner said...

"...and THAT, Data, is how we Vulcan-ize your rubber."

Steve O said...

Proper use of the holodeck.

Steve O said...

The holodeck in "Private Browsing" mode.