Tuesday, January 25, 2011

All the Eye Bleach In The World Will Not Sweeten This Image


1. The Fire Island Players recreate classic Life magazine covers. Be glad I didn't use their rendition of the Flag Raising on Iwo Jima. Be very glad.

2. The real reason gay teenagers commit suicide.

3. "Hey, why don't we go back to my place for some sick intercourse. Oh, wait, this is Massachusetts. Let's just have it right here."

4. "Nice concept but could we get some younger actors, like 14 or so," said an MTV producer who would later roast in hell for all eternity.

5. Not an Ang Lee remake, just some home videos from his last vacation.

Best of dadoctah
"...and then the corporate retreat got -- well -- out of hand."

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
And they're off! The San Francisco Bay ABC Gum Relay gets off to a sloppy start.

Best of Rodney Dill
The boys named Sioux.

Best of Rodney Dill
Screw you, we work for Mel Brooks.

Best of Vinney
A new Episcopalian bishop greets one of his flock.

Best of divine miss m
Semi-Naked Gayboy Wednesday proved as popular as Shirtless Fat Guy Tuesday.

Best of dadoctah
"Spritle and Chim-Chim! Just *what* do you think you're doing?!"

Best of Adriane
Few people knew that the history of gays in the tea party movement goes all the way back to ... well, the Tea Party...

Best of Kaptain Krude
"Hooray! We finally found an outfit that AoM *doesn't* have in her closet!"

23 comments:

Whacko said...

Trouble with this picture is that once seen it cannot be unseen.

blue said...

from the new movie "Justin Bieber - All Grown Up!"

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Might not sweeten the image, V, but the pain from copious amounts of eyebleach should help take your mind off the image.

dub said...

Seriously, I dont want the Klondike bar that bad.

jj said...

Auditions for the Barney Frank Traveling Dance Troupe were as expected.

sonicfrog said...

ORA: Well, at lest we know which one's a unich!

Ver Word: revert

dadoctah said...

"...and then the corporate retreat got -- well -- out of hand."

Carpe Phlogiston said...

And they're off! The San Francisco Bay ABC Gum Relay gets off to a sloppy start.

-OR-

Suddenly, the alawm wings... intewwupting one of Bawney Fwank's favowit fantasies and dwagging him back to weality.

Rodney Dill said...

I can never remember, is it heel-toe or toe-heel?

Rodney Dill said...

Looks like another Little Big Horn brewing.

Rodney Dill said...

The boys named Sioux.

Rodney Dill said...

Just one word -- Ug

Rodney Dill said...

Hmmmm.... So that's what Kemosabe means.

Rodney Dill said...

Screw you, we work for Mel Brooks.

Rodney Dill said...

What's black and white and red all over?

Rodney Dill said...

Shame-men

mega said...

Another Memorial bash? Who got shot this time?

OR

The University of Arizona's Holocost Remembrance Day is very popular with the students.

Dr. Doom said...

Bruce tickles Robbie's fancy (and a few other things)...

Anonymous said...

Looks like a new Episcopalian bishop greets one of his flock.

Vinney

divine miss m said...

Semi-Naked Gayboy Wednesday proved as popular as Shirtless Fat Guy Tuesday.

dadoctah said...

"Spritle and Chim-Chim! Just *what* do you think you're doing?!"

Adriane said...

Few people knew that the history of gays in the tea party movement goes all the way back to ... well, the Tea Party...

Kaptain Krude said...

"Hooray! We finally found an outfit that AoM *doesn't* have in her closet!"