Wednesday, December 29, 2010

Young Doctors In Love


1. Larry Gelbert's M*A*S*H Babies; Li'l Mikey Farrell is still an insufferable liberal jackass.

2. "Yeah, I'm the new Doogie Howser... only not queer this time."

3. ORA: "Your liver, it's a large rectangular organ in your abdomen. May we have it?"

4. "Dad, we drew straws to see who got to discuss your BO problem and I lost..."

5. To save money under ObamaCare, children are now required to tend to their own births.

11 comments:

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Woody Harrelson portrays a NY Transit cop with a bad case of halitosis in a sci-fi comedy about aliens with one noticeable flaw... they're all "Close Talkers."

-OR-

This scene comes from the Hallmark movie "All I Did Was Offer Him ABC Gum" - a story about a young boy whose lips were ripped off by a president who didn't like his line of questioning.

Anonymous said...

"Dad, don't let me get back in that plane. I can't handle the smell on Korean Airlines."

Vinney

sonicfrog said...

...And, on the Hollywood front, Sony Films is almost ready to unveil the first trailers for the Ang Lee adaptation of TV's "Doogie Howser"...

blue said...

Doogie tells the selected one "ObamaCare has chosen you to be a organ donor - get down on your knees and thank him for this honor"

dadoctah said...

The school counselors were asked to have a word with little Jeffie Dahmer after he did an autopsy for show-and-tell.

dadoctah said...

How it *really* went down: 1966, Arlo Guthrie is sent to the Group W bench.

dadoctah said...

"As a matter of fact, Captain Oveur, I *have* been in a Turkish prison."

Dr. Doom said...

Even Make a Wish children on their way to Disneyland are subject to enhanced pat downs by the TSA...

Merovign said...

"Doctor! We have two men incoming with severe radiation burns!"

"I'm not a doctor I'm just an adorable kid with SARS."

"CUT! One of us is in the wrong damned movie!"

bad breath said...

When I notice a client has halitosis/bad breath or complains of post nasal drip and tonsil stones despite having healthy teeth & gums, my advice is they visit the site of Oraltech Labs. I can report clients return visits have undetectable Halitosis/bad breath. So if all else fails try them. USA & UK. Association of Dental Health

Matt the K said...

"Sorry, Mr. Harrelson, Mom says I'll get a 2nd-hand buzz if I breath around you."