Tuesday, December 28, 2010

Yeah, I'm So Going to Heck For This


1. "What's this sh-t? I asked for Justin Bieber."

2. "By the Holy Mother, his nipples are as big as pie plates!"

3. "I will call you... Panther-Man. You're black, you're beautiful. Come, let me see your claws."

4. "I dunno, you got anything in skintight yellow footie pajamas?"

5. ♪ "Hap-py birth-day... Ho-ly Fa-ther..." ♪

Best of Double the U
Timmy you have been doing this for me since you were six years old and it never gets boring!

Best of GregMan
Holy Father: "Tuesday already?"

Best of VInney
To weed out pedaphiles, the Vatican institutes gay testing and no one is exempt.

Best of dadoctah
"...darn it. And me all out of singles!"

Best of Silhouette
"Impressive yes, but we're not quite sure it counts as a miracle."

Threadwinner: Rodney Dill
"200 Quatloos on the African."

Best of molson
At least you will achieve a state of grace by the time we're done with you.

Best of Mr Hankey
The movie version of "The DiFranco Code" wasn't expected to have much involvement from Tom Hanks.

Best of Submariner
The Pope wasn't satisfied with the Vatican art collection and began staging live model's of great statues. Here we see him evaluating an applicant for "David."

Best of sonicfrog
"It's GOOD to be the Pope!!!"

19 comments:

Double the U said...

Timmy you have been doing this for me since you were six years old and it never gets boring!

GregMan said...

Holy Father: "Tuesday already?"

GregMan said...

Lance performs a scene from the Ang Lee remake of "The Shoes Of The Fisherman" for the Pope.

blue said...

Big Sis & the TSA hire the pope and the cardinals to operate the latest security checkpoints

dadoctah said...

Coming up, the cast of "Glee" stages their own musical tribute to "Mandingo".

Anonymous said...

To weed out pedaphiles, the Vatican institutes gay testing and no one is exempt.

Vinney.

dadoctah said...

"...darn it. And me all out of singles!"

Silhouette said...

"Impressive yes, but we're not quite sure it counts as a miracle."

Carpe Phlogiston said...

The Holy Chippendale Dancers were a big hit with the Pope and his merry band of bishops. Forget about encores, they signed a headliner contract for a month of Sundays.

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sorry if I've used this one before
Like holy books in motel rooms, the Acolytes Gone Wild I and II videos are fixtures in abbeys and rectories around the world.

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When it comes to waxed chests, a conflicted vatican waffles on adherence to the, "if god wanted men to fly, he'd have given them wings" axiom.

Rodney Dill said...

"200 Quatloos on the African."

molson said...

At least you will achieve a state of grace by the time we're done with you.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

After an awkward moment of silence where you could hear a pinheadful of angels drop, the Vatican Orchestra swung in action with some appropriate music.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Pope Thawtbubble: Ahhh, this is the part I lika best, the rubbing on of the holy oils. Eat your heart out, cardinal vincenzo.

Mr Hankey said...

The movie version of "The DiFranco Code" wasn't expected to have much involvement from Tom Hanks.

Submariner said...

The Pope wasn't satisfied with the Vatican art collection and began staging live model's of great statues. Here we see him evaluating an applicant for "David."

Submariner said...

Check that joooooo for gold teeth...

sonicfrog said...

"It's GOOD to be the Pope!!!"

Dr. Doom said...

See altar boys do have career options beyond the priesthood...

dadoctah said...

"Hey, wait just one second! That son of a bitch is *Jewish*!"