Best of Submariner
Betty White looked up from her foot-long; "First time with your Ben Wa's dear?"
Best of prince of leaves
Where will YOU be when your Goa'uld parasite's diarrhea kicks in?
Best of Dactyl
Reese Witherspoon's gynecologist has really cold hands.
Best of blue
"This is my sex face & you there ,Mr Duke, with your fancy car will never see it!"
Best of Oiao
As R. Lee Ermey (the Gunny) would say... LET ME SEE YOUR MEGAN McCAIN FACE!!!!! Maggot!!!!
Best of Kaptain Krude
ORA: Ned Flanders looked up from his raking of his yard. "My Goodness," he exclaimed. "That was the loudest obscenity I've ever heard!"
Best of sonicfrog
Something bad is going to come out... one end or the other!
27 comments:
"Oooooooooooh, ffffffuuuuuuuuudddddggggge."
except I didn't say fudge....
Next words are likely to be "...and the horse you rode in on."
Riffing on the standard:
How close will you get before your sphincter releases?
Betty White looked up from her foot-long; "First time with your Ben Wa's dear?"
Chin up Mate!
That O face would scare the horses.
The F Face:
a- stubbed toes, banged knees;
b- dealing with terrible 2's or teens;
c- see the cop in the rear view mirror kick the lights & siren on;
d- can't find the wallet, keys, sunglasses;
or in Cindy's case...
e- in the restroom upon discovering there's no TP.
-OR-
Sally regrets ignoring the piercer's advice not to place the labial rings so close together... about 4 times a day.
"So why do you call your band The Chipmunks? Ah, right; never mind."
Where will YOU be when your Goa'uld parasite's diarrhea kicks in?
Reese Witherspoon's gynecologist has really cold hands.
"This is my sex face & you there ,Mr Duke, with your fancy car will never see it!"
As R. Lee Ermey (the Gunny) would say... LET ME SEE YOUR MEGAN McCAIN FACE!!!!! Maggot!!!!
If you think sex is a pain in the a$$, you're doing it wrong.
Once you go black... and your face freezes. Serves you right, round heels!
WordVerify: pronness - domain name automatically banned by 17 of the top nanny search engines
Protia di Rossi never recovered from Ellen deGenerate's secret lesbian face-freeze-in-mid-orgasm trick.
Reese Withoutherspoon
Additional proof that Lepercons do produce offspring...
Since this is the 'after' picture, I'd hate to see the 'before' picture.
Or...
Botox treatments gone wrong.
Crab infestation got you down.....?
And when he sticks these two fingers back there, I make THIS face....
ORA: Ned Flanders looked up from his raking of his yard. "My Goodness," he exclaimed. "That was the loudest obscenity I've ever heard!"
Ah... The I can't believe I really voted for Obama face. It is usually followed by a facepalm or in some extreme cases, a bullet to the temple...
Something bad is going to come out... one end or the other!
Reese tried & tried but she just could not do a good impersonation of Sarah Jessica Parker
"There... Are... FOUR... Fingers!"
Blonde Thawtbubble: What the hell does come after 5?!?
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Rules Change! From now on, Jeopardy contestants must phrase their answers following Hermagoras of Temnos' 7 question format... in Latin.
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