Saturday, December 18, 2010

Unleash the Power Queef





Best of Submariner
Betty White looked up from her foot-long; "First time with your Ben Wa's dear?"

Best of prince of leaves
Where will YOU be when your Goa'uld parasite's diarrhea kicks in?

Best of Dactyl
Reese Witherspoon's gynecologist has really cold hands.

Best of blue
"This is my sex face & you there ,Mr Duke, with your fancy car will never see it!"

Best of Oiao
As R. Lee Ermey (the Gunny) would say... LET ME SEE YOUR MEGAN McCAIN FACE!!!!! Maggot!!!!

Best of Kaptain Krude
ORA: Ned Flanders looked up from his raking of his yard. "My Goodness," he exclaimed. "That was the loudest obscenity I've ever heard!"

Best of sonicfrog
Something bad is going to come out... one end or the other!

27 comments:

Submariner said...

"Oooooooooooh, ffffffuuuuuuuuudddddggggge."
except I didn't say fudge....

Submariner said...

Next words are likely to be "...and the horse you rode in on."

Submariner said...

Riffing on the standard:

How close will you get before your sphincter releases?

Submariner said...

Betty White looked up from her foot-long; "First time with your Ben Wa's dear?"

Anonymous said...

Chin up Mate!

Rodney Dill said...

That O face would scare the horses.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

The F Face:
a- stubbed toes, banged knees;
b- dealing with terrible 2's or teens;
c- see the cop in the rear view mirror kick the lights & siren on;
d- can't find the wallet, keys, sunglasses;
or in Cindy's case...
e- in the restroom upon discovering there's no TP.

-OR-

Sally regrets ignoring the piercer's advice not to place the labial rings so close together... about 4 times a day.

Jack Reacher said...

"So why do you call your band The Chipmunks? Ah, right; never mind."

prince of leaves said...

Where will YOU be when your Goa'uld parasite's diarrhea kicks in?

Dactyl said...

Reese Witherspoon's gynecologist has really cold hands.

blue said...

"This is my sex face & you there ,Mr Duke, with your fancy car will never see it!"

Oiao said...

As R. Lee Ermey (the Gunny) would say... LET ME SEE YOUR MEGAN McCAIN FACE!!!!! Maggot!!!!

Submariner said...

If you think sex is a pain in the a$$, you're doing it wrong.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Once you go black... and your face freezes. Serves you right, round heels!

WordVerify: pronness - domain name automatically banned by 17 of the top nanny search engines

Achilles said...

Protia di Rossi never recovered from Ellen deGenerate's secret lesbian face-freeze-in-mid-orgasm trick.

Anonymous said...

Reese Withoutherspoon

Rodney Dill said...
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Oiao said...

Additional proof that Lepercons do produce offspring...

Oiao said...

Since this is the 'after' picture, I'd hate to see the 'before' picture.

Or...

Botox treatments gone wrong.

Anonymous said...

Crab infestation got you down.....?

dub said...

And when he sticks these two fingers back there, I make THIS face....

Kaptain Krude said...

ORA: Ned Flanders looked up from his raking of his yard. "My Goodness," he exclaimed. "That was the loudest obscenity I've ever heard!"

Dr. Doom said...

Ah... The I can't believe I really voted for Obama face. It is usually followed by a facepalm or in some extreme cases, a bullet to the temple...

sonicfrog said...

Something bad is going to come out... one end or the other!

Chronos the Wonder Pig said...

Reese tried & tried but she just could not do a good impersonation of Sarah Jessica Parker

GregMan said...

"There... Are... FOUR... Fingers!"

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Blonde Thawtbubble: What the hell does come after 5?!?

-OR-

Rules Change! From now on, Jeopardy contestants must phrase their answers following Hermagoras of Temnos' 7 question format... in Latin.