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"What do you mean Santa already stuffed your stockings?", asked Bill.
"Hey, Babe; Santa has a package for you. Wait; where ya goin'?"
"I know how we can totally creep out the little gay kid by the tree."
"Santa knows you've been naughty. He reads the graffiti on the walls at school."
"I gave the excuse that I wanted to be a dentist; Santa would never have let me leave the workshop if he knew I was going to try out as a soap star."
It was only when she noticed Trevor's Iron Cross necklace that Lacey finally made the connection -- it wasn't a Santa hat he insisted on wearing year-round, but a poorly-starched KKK cap he'd mistakenly washed with a pair of red socks.
Tony foolishly asks if Nikki can shoot lazer-beams out of her boobies...
"And my stage name is C. Thomas Homo, ya like it?"
"Hey baby, wanna light my yule log?", asked Bob.
Yeah, I know how to whistle; I just pucker up and blow... uh, pucker up and... well, you get the idea.
"No Martha", replied Bob, "I only take my Santa hat off for two reasons and sex isn't one of them... not with girls anyway..."
Steve models his new birth control hat...
Let's not let a little yeast infection get in the way. Just think of it as eggnogin.
So then Senator Frank says to me; "Do you mind if I push in your stool?" And I says back...
Yes, I DID go to school on a short bus. Why?
What exactly do you mean when you ask "Did you know your buddy, Senator Frank, is gay?"
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