1. "Nipple clamps a little tight tonight, Mrs. Gingrich?"
2. Mrs. Gingrich is really straining to hold in that fart.
3. "Hey, Look. One of those smilin' retard kids in a crash helmet... oh wait, that's Mrs. Gingrich."
4. Newt. "Honey, you didn't just take one of Rush Limbaugh's 'Tic-Tacs' did you?"
5. Newt: "Honey, would you mind getting cancer so I can dump you and take a shot at Bristol Palin?"
Best of Jack Reacher
(Building on #3):
"Ding, fries are done!
Ding, fries are done!
I work at Burger King..."
Best of Double the U
I must kill Pahpshmir.
Mr. Hankey's ROLFCopter
...and then Newt activates the remote control vibrating sex bullet
Best of sonicfrog
ORA: Suddenly Jamie Summers heard the familiar ultra high pitch tone, the tell tale sign that Mrs. Gingrich was indeed a Fem-bot!
Best of Chronos the Wonder Pig
Callista Gingrich just could not believe that Newt was actually introducing her to Ray Bradbury...
Best of Rodney Dill
Pelosi - not as hard to replace as we thought.
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
All together now...
Where will YOU be when your laxatives kick in?
Best of molson
Looks like Newt's Christmas goose came a bit early this year.
Best of Submariner
Newt; "Well, she made the mistake of gooing to the restroom with the Sec of State. I just hope they'll come back to normal by the primaries or she'll be a liability to me."
Best of racerboy
I always wondered what a parrot on crack would look like...
Best of Dr. Doom
It is really sad when retired politicians stoop to making Enzyte commercials...
Best of Dactyl
Ha ha ha HA ha, ha ha ha HA ha, ha ha ha HA ha, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
(ORA?) Um... yes
Best of prince of leaves
The last thing the impertinent MSNBC reporter saw, before the twin polarized plasma beams incinerated him in a flash of indescribable pain.
Best of dadoctah
Newt put in a lot of effort to find the whitest woman possible. And except for the unblinking stare, the surgery to correct her pink bunny eyes was a raging success.
Best of Adriane
So Newt Gingrich is Draco Malfoy's uncle ... by marriage ...
Best of GregMan
Where will you be when your LSD flashback kicks in?
30 comments:
"Excuse me...my husband said he's thinking of running for what?
"It's a defense mechanism. In the wild, freezing in place can confuse predators. Or just make it easy for the fat ones."
(Building on #3):
"Ding, fries are done!
Ding, fries are done!
I work at Burger King..."
ORA:Mrs Gingrich, service for two, please.
I must kill Pahpshmir.
...and then Newt activates the remote control vibating sex bullet
"What's this Newt??? I didn't know that you are half black!!"
ORA: Suddenly Jamie Summers heard the familiar ultra high pitch tone, the tell tale sign that Mrs. Gingrich was indeed a Fem-bot!
Ver Word: Prepl
"She wore a pearl necklace....until she got married..."
After an absence of more than a year, the "Caption This" Fem-Bots have finally returned... And in grand style too!!!
Callista Gingrich just could not believe that Newt was actually introducing her to Ray Bradbury...
Newt & Callisata watched in wonder as Betty White inhaled a 12 incher....
Callista does her spot on impression of the CBS eye.
Vinney
Pelosi - not as hard to replace as we thought.
I guess we know where Newt's thumb is.
Callista's wishing she hadn't had quite so much tea on the ride over as she tersely whispers, "I have to go NOW, Newt!"
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"Ahhhh, hell, nevermind."
-OR-
All together now...
Where will YOU be when your laxatives kick in?
Looks like Newt's Christmas goose came a bit early this year.
"Due Diligence thy name ain't NEWT"
Ignore the hecklers, dear. I didn't put much of your money in AEHI. Couple months tops, the public will forget how much I was fawning over that con artist, Gillispie.
Newt; "Well, she made the mistake of gooing to the restroom with the Sec of State. I just hope they'll come back to normal by the primaries or she'll be a liability to me."
No.time.To.Talk.We.Are.Late.For.Opening.Of.West.World.Dear.
I always wondered what a parrot on crack would look like...
It is really sad when retired politicians stoop to making Enzyte commercials...
Ha ha ha HA ha, ha ha ha HA ha, ha ha ha HA ha, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
(ORA?)
The last thing the impertinent MSNBC reporter saw, before the twin polarized plasma beams incinerated him in a flash of indescribable pain.
Cindy Lou Who all grown up.
Newt put in a lot of effort to find the whitest woman possible. And except for the unblinking stare, the surgery to correct her pink bunny eyes was a raging success.
With those eyes she can see Russia from her living room too
Guess who is about to get a visit from Mr Hankey??
Is it just me or does she look kind of like Hillary?
So Newt Gingrich is Draco Malfoy's uncle ... by marriage ...
Where will you be when your LSD flashback kicks in?
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