Friday, December 17, 2010
The Stepford Gingrich
1. "Nipple clamps a little tight tonight, Mrs. Gingrich?"
2. Mrs. Gingrich is really straining to hold in that fart.
3. "Hey, Look. One of those smilin' retard kids in a crash helmet... oh wait, that's Mrs. Gingrich."
4. Newt. "Honey, you didn't just take one of Rush Limbaugh's 'Tic-Tacs' did you?"
5. Newt: "Honey, would you mind getting cancer so I can dump you and take a shot at Bristol Palin?"
Best of Jack Reacher
(Building on #3):
"Ding, fries are done!
Ding, fries are done!
I work at Burger King..."
Best of Double the U
I must kill Pahpshmir.
Mr. Hankey's ROLFCopter
...and then Newt activates the remote control vibrating sex bullet
Best of sonicfrog
ORA: Suddenly Jamie Summers heard the familiar ultra high pitch tone, the tell tale sign that Mrs. Gingrich was indeed a Fem-bot!
Best of Chronos the Wonder Pig
Callista Gingrich just could not believe that Newt was actually introducing her to Ray Bradbury...
Best of Rodney Dill
Pelosi - not as hard to replace as we thought.
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
All together now...
Where will YOU be when your laxatives kick in?
Best of molson
Looks like Newt's Christmas goose came a bit early this year.
Best of Submariner
Newt; "Well, she made the mistake of gooing to the restroom with the Sec of State. I just hope they'll come back to normal by the primaries or she'll be a liability to me."
Best of racerboy
I always wondered what a parrot on crack would look like...
Best of Dr. Doom
It is really sad when retired politicians stoop to making Enzyte commercials...
Best of Dactyl
Ha ha ha HA ha, ha ha ha HA ha, ha ha ha HA ha, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
(ORA?) Um... yes
Best of prince of leaves
The last thing the impertinent MSNBC reporter saw, before the twin polarized plasma beams incinerated him in a flash of indescribable pain.
Best of dadoctah
Newt put in a lot of effort to find the whitest woman possible. And except for the unblinking stare, the surgery to correct her pink bunny eyes was a raging success.
Best of Adriane
So Newt Gingrich is Draco Malfoy's uncle ... by marriage ...
Best of GregMan
Where will you be when your LSD flashback kicks in?