1. After the death star was destroyed, TK-421 finally was able to get the surgery he had always craved and become the woman of his dreams.
2.ORA: When Bea Arthur died, the Cantina in Mos Eisley was bought out by Darth Hefner. The first thing he did was replace the band.
3. As Madonna aged, she had to more creative in her perpetual reinvention. Truth is, under the mask, her face is pretty much Emperor Palpatine.
4. A storm trooper with Borg Implants... I love crossovers!
5. Since the Family Resource Council dropped out, CPAC has gotten a lot more laid back.
26 comments:
"Aren't you a little short to be a storm trooper? No, wait, not short...what *is* the word I'm thinking of?"
wv: shlailly. What a leprechaun with a cleft palate hits you with.
My new girlfriend is a real trooper.
I feel a great disturbance in my pants...
Jaba the Slut
I see two fully operational deathstars.
Gentlemen, I give you THE main reason our school should allow the Empire's ROTC program back on campus.
Obi Wan was arrested for using Jedi mind tricks to seduce young women... They're calling it "sex by Force".
My blaster's gonna need some time to recharge.
“I find your lack of scented body oils disturbing.”
“YAHOOOOO! You're all clear, kid. Now let's blow this thing and go home.”
ORA: "No, Chandler Bing, I am your father."
Bruce could finally come out of the barracks after the repeal of "Don't Ask, Don't Tell".
These are the boobs you're looking for....
Spermtroopers the Musical was an arousing success.
Trixie's Thawtbubble: But I don't wanna give the Emperor a lap dance! He's a lousy tipper.
-OR-
When Darth and the Emperor saw the new Stormtrooper uniform, they looked at each other and shared a silent thawtbubble... "Tell me again, why the hell didn't we let the corps go coed eons ago??"
-OR-
For years afterward, Hans would mumble into his beer, "It seemed like a perfect plan to infiltrate the Death Star... shave and wax Chewie, give him a hormone shot and stuff him into a Stormtrooper uniform. Who knew he'd end up wanting massive boobs and a sex change?"
OK... I take back my assertion that NOTHING can possibly save the Star Wars franchise!
Ver Word: Hootte
you have a bad case of 'teh ghey' if you even noticed the stormtrooper costume
'What happens in Mos Eisley, stays in Mos Eisley'
'A wretched hive of scum, villany and silicone'
Jango Fett had some unusual hobbies.
I wouldn't risk it. I hear she's dating a Wookiee.
"Have you been to Strippy's on Tatooine? They got this one dancer there who I swear could make Yoda talk forward.
Once the Don't Ask, Don't Tell policy was revoked on the Death Star things started getting too weird.
Once the Don't Ask, Don't Tell policy was revoked on the Death Star things started getting too weird.
Vinney
"And if you liked that, you'll love what's coming up next. M'chelle Obama performs a dance from her native planet Kashyyyk. Put your hands together and give a rousing Bootylicious welcome for the funky fresh rhythms of Wookiemania!!!" And with a panicked gasp, V the K awoke from his terrible nightmare, vowing to never again have Taco Hut's double spicy enchiladas for a late night snack.
You should see her sister-- R2-Double-D-2.
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