Friday, December 17, 2010

Ripped from the Headlines

The National Organization of (Fugly) Women Is Suing Hooters. They claim it's "for the children" but I think if you put a picture of a Hooters waitress next to a picture of Andrea Dworkin, we can see what this is really about.

Proving once again Rush Limbaugh's truth of life #24 that "Feminism was established so as to allow unattractive women access to the mainstream of society."


BTW, when I did a Goodle search to try to find a different image to use, one of the first ones to pop up was, no kidding, one from Army of Mom.


1. "Nice balloons."

2. A young Julian Assange correctly calculates that becoming a traitorous leftist douchebag is his only hope of getting close to those things.

3. Hooters Girls: Joy bags. NOW Womyn: Doggy Bags.

4. "Those must be the sugar tits Mel Gibson was talking about," Billy thought.

5. Billy's mom looked on and reflected sadly that the days of clean sheets were over.

Best of Jack Reacher
"That reminds me. I want a puppy for Christmas. Or two."

Best of Silhouette
"Mom, suddenly I don't want to play soccer anymore."

Best of Jack Reacher
A young John Boehner feels tears of joy welling up. Other things welled up, too.

Best of Jack Reacher
"Stand up and make a wish, Timmy."
"Um, not now, Mom."

Best of Mr. Hankey
"Who got to inflate those ones?"

Best of sonicfrog
Well, Billy passed the "Not Gay" test.

Best of VInney
"Excuse me ma'am, do you serve milk shakes"?

Threadwinner: Kaptain Krude
Wow, I've never seen actual physical thought balloons before!

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Ernie's not only alive and kicking 20 years later, he's a photographer for Victoria's Secret... and the Make A Wish Foundation has since tightened their screening procedures.

Best of Dactyl
Ah, to be four months old again.

Best of jj
A young Mary Kay Letourneau, working as a summer intern at Hooters, silently wishes for school to start.


Best of Barney Frank
There's a girl in the picture?

23 comments:

Jack Reacher said...

"That reminds me. I want a puppy for Christmas. Or two."

Silhouette said...

"Mom, suddenly I don't want to play soccer anymore."

Jack Reacher said...

A young Mark Zuckerburg thinks "If I was rich, I could have all of those I wanted." And so it began.

Jack Reacher said...

A young John Boehner feels tears of joy welling up. Other things welled up, too.

Jack Reacher said...

"Stand up and make a wish, Timmy."
"Um, not now, Mom."

Mr. Hankey said...

"Who got to inflate those ones?"

sonicfrog said...

Well, Billy passed the "Not Gay" test.

sonicfrog said...

Unfazed by Jane's jedi mind tricks, young Anakin knew those were the balloons he was looking for!

Anonymous said...

"Mom, I know what I want for Christmas this year."

Vinney

David said...

http://img123.imageshack.us/img123/9822/hootersgirlscopymu5.jpg

Mr. Hankey said...

They look nice, but I prefer a big snake or butterfly tatooed over them.

Mr. Hankey said...

Julie was shocked to hear Kyle keep asking for 'breasts' - he usually ordered the 'wings' at Hooters.

Anonymous said...

"Excuse me ma'am, do you serve milk shakes"?

Vinney

Kaptain Krude said...

Wow, I've never seen actual physical thought balloons before!

Kaptain Krude said...

A young Ray Bradbury wonders if he could make a song about this experience.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Ernie's not only alive and kicking 20 years later, he's a photographer for Victoria's Secret... and the Make A Wish Foundation has since tightened their screening procedures.

-OR-

Franklin's hearing voices again... You could undo that bra in 2 seconds. Go ahead, ask her if she's got large or small aureolae. If you say you were a bottle baby she might let you hold them. Okay, your mom's not looking... Grab.Them.NOW!

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Men's eyes are like a good painting... they only appear to follow breasts around the room wherever they go.
Now try to convince your significant other that it's just an optical illusion.

Dactyl said...

Ah, to be four months old again.

Submariner said...

Billy just gave up on being a vegan...

dadoctah said...

I go to Hooters for the breasts.

What! I just happen to like chicken, okay?

Sheesh, some people's minds....

jj said...

A young Mary Kay Letourneau, working as a summer intern at Hooters, silently wishes for school to start.

blue said...

A young Bub Bundy researches his role on MwC

Anonymous said...

It's unanimous, the eye's have it!