Tuesday, December 21, 2010

Perfectly Frank

Featuring Barney "I left my purse at home" Frank.

Jack Reacher sent me this.


1. "Hey, I better get to K-Mart. It says here that little boys' underwear is half-off."

2. "Hmmmm... 'Nubile Youth Seeks Mincing Pederast.' I'll have to circle that one."

3. "Let's check the WSJ and see if there's any other part of the American Economy I can destroy before mincing back to Provincetown for the ... excuse the expwession... 'holiday.'"

4. "Hugo Chavez, you magnificent bastard, you. Even though you people always smell like corn tortillas, I'd still let you take me."

5. Having laid in an abundant supply of black latex, Barney Frank waits for the party guests to arrive.

Best of Jack Reacher
A partying organ reads the party organ.

Best of Dr. Doom
Congressman Frank takes a break from ruining the country to peruse the crime against nature section of the police reports for Congressional Page candidates...

Best of GregMan
"I have just got to order that science kit for myself. It looks so, um, educational."

Best of Chronos the Wonder Pig
Barney looks over the Santa & Satan help wanted ads - thinking that his red suit works for both

Best of Oiao
Barney Frank; a man who thought that Benny Hill was one sexy hunk.......

Best of blue
"Hmm, if I change my name to Barney Frank-o-Furter maybe Tim Curry will go out with me"


Best of Submariner
Done him... done him... wanna do him... done him...

Best of JohnS1959
"Hmmm...", thought Congressman Frank, "I wonder where I can get a set of those snuggly yellow jammies?"


Best of dub
Sullivan's search for "big fat prick" yields the wrong results.

Best of Matt the K
NEA grant aside, Barney was nonplussed by the chair art installment that symbolized all the stools he'd pushed in.

26 comments:

blue said...

not me .... merry Christmas

blue said...

with the repeal of Don't Ask, Don't Tell, Barney ponders military recruiting ads

Jack Reacher said...

'twas I. And in the words of Barney, "They think it's my knee rustling the paper."

Jack Reacher said...

"Here it is; movie listings. What's that movie about the big guy driving around with a young man, wearing tights and masks?"

Jack Reacher said...

He's just checking the Politics section for pork futures.

Jack Reacher said...

"Ah, here's my ad: 'Oily older gent seeks young, nubile Bay Stater for Big Dig activities.'"

Jack Reacher said...

A partying organ reads the party organ.

Jack Reacher said...

There are always plenty of ads circled in the section titled "Rentals--Fire Island."

Dr. Doom said...

Congressman Frank takes a break from ruining the country to peruse the crime against nature section of the police reports for Congressional Page candidates...

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Bawney's Thawtbubble: I can bury the cost of replacing my lost dentures in an appropriations earmark, but on the plus side, my boyfriends really enjoy that toothless feeling.

-OR-

Bawney's Thawtbubble2: They better not blame me when Wikileaks reveals the depth and breadth of banking corruption and the shit hits the fan. It's not my fault. I may be chairman of HFSC charged with oversight of every facet of the financial services industry... but I delegate!

GregMan said...

"I got the kleenex, I got the hand lotion... now all I need to do is find that picture of all those hot, bearded asians in red suits."

GregMan said...

"I have just got to order that science kit for myself. It looks so, um, educational."

Chronos the Wonder Pig said...

Barney looks over the Santa & Satan help wanted ads - thinking that his red suit works for both

jj said...

If Kennedy and Dodd can have a waitress sandwich, then surely Craig and myself can find a busboy submarine...

WV: allycler...what Bwarneys roommate says when they're behind the dumpster

Rodney Dill said...

Former cock teaser from Roosterama

Anonymous said...

"A bran muffin and the Washington Post. If that doesn't make me regular, nothing will."

Vinney

Anonymous said...

Ball Licker

Oiao said...

Barney Frank; a man who thought that Benny Hill was one sexy hunk.......

blue said...

"Hmm, if I change my name to Barney Frank-o-Furter maybe Tim Curry will go out with me"

Submariner said...

Done him... done him... wanna do him... done him...

Chronos the Wonder Pig said...

"Hmm - Bill Clinton says that we are ready for a gay president - Hmm"

JohnS1959 said...

"Hmmm...", thought Congressman Frank, "I wonder where I can get a set of those snuggly yellow jammies?"

dub said...

More Chins than a Chinese Santa Claus parade.

dub said...

Sullivan's search for "big fat prick" yields the wrong results.

blue said...

Here's one Frank that Betty White won't eat.

Matt the K said...

NEA grant aside, Barney was nonplussed by the chair art installment that symbolized all the stools he'd pushed in.