Featuring Barney "I left my purse at home" Frank.
Jack Reacher sent me this.
1. "Hey, I better get to K-Mart. It says here that little boys' underwear is half-off."
2. "Hmmmm... 'Nubile Youth Seeks Mincing Pederast.' I'll have to circle that one."
3. "Let's check the WSJ and see if there's any other part of the American Economy I can destroy before mincing back to Provincetown for the ... excuse the expwession... 'holiday.'"
4. "Hugo Chavez, you magnificent bastard, you. Even though you people always smell like corn tortillas, I'd still let you take me."
5. Having laid in an abundant supply of black latex, Barney Frank waits for the party guests to arrive.
Best of Jack Reacher
A partying organ reads the party organ.
Best of Dr. Doom
Congressman Frank takes a break from ruining the country to peruse the crime against nature section of the police reports for Congressional Page candidates...
Best of GregMan
"I have just got to order that science kit for myself. It looks so, um, educational."
Best of Chronos the Wonder Pig
Barney looks over the Santa & Satan help wanted ads - thinking that his red suit works for both
Best of Oiao
Barney Frank; a man who thought that Benny Hill was one sexy hunk.......
Best of blue
"Hmm, if I change my name to Barney Frank-o-Furter maybe Tim Curry will go out with me"
Best of Submariner
Done him... done him... wanna do him... done him...
Best of JohnS1959
"Hmmm...", thought Congressman Frank, "I wonder where I can get a set of those snuggly yellow jammies?"
Best of dub
Sullivan's search for "big fat prick" yields the wrong results.
Best of Matt the K
NEA grant aside, Barney was nonplussed by the chair art installment that symbolized all the stools he'd pushed in.