Monday, December 27, 2010

Obama Lingus

Al


1. "Ah, I see you have, um, 'met' Congressman Frank, already."

2. Children, the other, other, other white meat.

3. "Do not fear, little one. Your death will come quickly."

4. Only the knowledge that by Billy's 12th birthday, America would be completely bankrupted by his debt enabled Dear Reader to tolerate the white brat's insolence.

5. Chris Matthews seethed. "That bastard said I was the only one who got to tongue-kiss him!"

Best of Double the U
...and that you see is why I have to take half your Christmas presents and give them to someone who didn't get the same amount.

Threadwinner: dadoctah
Willie Tyler and Lester have really let themselves go.

Best of GregMan
"I like the red shirt, kid. It will hide the bloodstains WHEN I RIP THAT TONGUE OFF YOU DISRESPECTFUL LITTLE SH1T."

Best of Mr Hankey
Obama still doesn't remember why he was inspired to have KISS perform at the next White House party.

Best of Submariner
Handing the boy to an SS Special Agent; "It's father is making it politically aware; kill it."

Best of Submariner
"Just the right amount of fight in him; this one will do."

Picking out hors d'eouvres for Michelle is challenging at the best of times, following an "iPod of your best speeches" Christmas gift it was critical.

Best of Double the U
and little Billy was never heard from again.

Best of Vinney
Nah, nah, nah nah! I bet I have something you don't.
What's that son?
An American birth certificate.

Best of metalgarth
Bart never really respected Carl after he fired his father

27 comments:

dub said...

How many licks does it take to get to the center of the chocolate ones....

dub said...

Eww....tastes like arugula.

dub said...

Hey, how come he doesnt taste like syrup?

Double the U said...

...and that you see is why I have to take half your Christmas presents and give them to someone who didn't get the same amount.

JohnS1959 said...

Even five year old Jimmy could understand that the President's economic policies had doomed the country and he didn't like it - not one little bit...

dadoctah said...

Willie Tyler and Lester have really let themselves go.

wv: stick. Srsly, captcha?

Rodney Dill said...

"Bet I can throw ya 30 feet."
"Bethca can't"

GregMan said...

"That's right, that's just what Frank Marshall Davis used to like me to do."

GregMan said...

"I like the red shirt, kid. It will hide the bloodstains WHEN I RIP THAT TONGUE OFF YOU DISRESPECTFUL LITTLE SH1T."

blue said...

"How would you like to show Aunt M'Chel that tongue?"

jj said...

Sil's previously unknown younger brother prepares to show The One what happens when you tease lab experiments.

WV:tannono...what little boy said...tan? Oh no, I'm white...

Mr Hankey said...

Obama still doesn't remember why he was inspired to have KISS perform at the next White House party.

Mr Hankey said...

Obama doesn't prefer a brown nose in his cabinet...

Merovign said...

"Let me be clear, the failed policies of the previous... Rahm, you handed me the wrong kid for the photo shoot again."

Submariner said...
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Submariner said...

Obamessiah thawt bubble; "Why the hell do I have to visit red states again?"

Submariner said...

Handing the boy to an SS Special Agent; "It's father is making it politically aware; kill it."

Submariner said...

OK, now I'll show you mine...

Submariner said...

"Just the right amount of fight in him; this one will do."

Picking out hors d'eouvres for Michelle is challenging at the best of times, following an "iPod of your best speeches" Christmas gift it was critical.

Double the U said...

and little Billy was never heard from again.

dadoctah said...

Joe Biden learns to his regret that the age-regression ray isn't just a wacko Fox News rumor.

Anonymous said...

Nah, nah, nah nah! I bet I have something you don't.

What's that son?

An American birth certificate.

Vinney

molson said...

Keep it up and I will be on you like white on bread.

metalgarth said...

No. I'm almost positive your mother was a Gene Simmons groupite

metalgarth said...

...saved or created over 500,000 tongues

metalgarth said...

Bart never really respected Carl after he fired his father

Dactyl said...

I would'a wrote you a letter but I didn't know how to spell "pbthpbthpbhtpbht!"