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If I thought Santa would bring me that, I would have two trees.
Tree? Oh, now I see it.
The only tree I see is the one in my pants...wv: sumpie Yes, please.
When the hell do "Scratch 'n Sniff Thursdays" begin?
THIS is why Santa can only work one day a year.wv: anisses
When Vixon is busy, one of Santa's little helpers gets it up for him.
BEST. CHRISTMAS. EVER.
I'm sure that's not the first time she's been surrounded by so many balls.
BEST. STOCKING STUFFER. EVER.
No wonder Santa's always smiling; he has a list of all the naughty girls.
Santa! You shouldn't have... No, really. Mrs. Submariner is a bit ticked off at my present...
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