Monday, December 20, 2010

Mass Santa Action


1. Fellini's version of Santa Claus is Comin' to Town was way less disturbing than Ang Lee's.

2. The occasion marked the most times the word 'Ho' had been repeated since they canceled The Source Hip-Hop Awards.

3. OMG, they really do all look alike.

4. Sturgis has sort of lost its edge.

5. Owing to a cultural misconception, all of the ended up nailed to crosses.

Best of Vinney
In Korea you must tell Santa if you want a puppy as a pet or an entree.

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Thousands of intelligent little Korean kids left the parade route confused and disillusioned: Where was the famous sleigh? Eight tiny Yamahas? Did Santa join Weight Watchers? No bag, just a wire-frame basket? What's Santa's carbon footprint now? Are we observing Santa mitosis?

Best of dadoctah
If Brando had dropped acid before filming "Rebel Without A Cause".

Best of JohnS1959
The North Korean Special forces attack on Seoul was a stroke of genius - on paper. Unfortunately, due to delay after delay, history would remember the attack as the Easter Massacre...

Best of Silhouette
dadoctah, Wouldn't that be "Rebel Without A Claus?"

Best of Dr. Doom
If Francis Ford Coppola simultaneously remade A Miracle on 34th Street and Apocalypse Now, the dream sequence would look something like this...

Best of metalgarth
Palpatine put his clone army to good use every year at Christmas time.

14 comments:

dadoctah said...

Since when does Target sell mopeds?

dadoctah said...

Rankin and Bass have finally run out of ideas for new specials.

Anonymous said...

In Korea you must tell Santa if you want a puppy as a pet or an entree.

Vinney

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Send in the Clones

-OR-

Thousands of intelligent little Korean kids left the parade route confused and disillusioned: Where was the famous sleigh? Eight tiny Yamahas? Did Santa join Weight Watchers? No bag, just a wire-frame basket? What's Santa's carbon footprint now? Are we observing Santa mitosis?

-OR-

♩ ♫ "Grandma got run over by Suzukis" ♪ ♬ just don't sound right.

dadoctah said...

If Brando had dropped acid before filming "Rebel Without A Cause".

JohnS1959 said...

The North Korean Special forces attack on Seoul was a stroke of genius - on paper. Unfortunately, due to delay after delay, history would remember the attack as the Easter Massacre...

Silhouette said...

dadoctah, Wouldn't that be "Rebel Without A Claus?"

Dr. Doom said...

If Francis Ford Coppola simultaneously remade A Miracle on 34th Street and Apocalypse Now, the dream sequence would look something like this...

Rodney Dill said...

Ho-ho-Honda

(OK, so they're Korean and not Japanese)

dub said...

I rearry rike Santa Craus.

jj said...

After the ACLU announced that they would be opening a Seol office, the outcry was immediate and swift.

metalgarth said...

Palpatine put his clone army to good use every year at Christmas time.

Oiao said...

Under the New World Order international wealth redistribution plan, even Saint Nick was forced to outsource to Asia.

But the last laugh was with Saint Nick as he became a bizzilionare on Carbon Credit kickbacks by loosing those foul smelling carbon emmiting reindeer and opting into a world wide fleet of electric mopeds for his Asian outsourced operations.

Oiao said...

Hell's SantiClauds