Wednesday, December 29, 2010

It's Not Porn If You Can't See Their Faces

24 comments:

GregMan said...

This certainly gives new meaning to the phrase, "got wood".

GregMan said...

I see the Safe Schools Czar has released the new teaching aids for Sculpture Class.

Dactyl said...

The original storyboards for "Team America: World Police" are bringing nice prices at auction, I hear.

Chronos the Wonder Pig said...

the toy soldiers all stood at attention as the girl models went at it

Jack Reacher said...

Oh, another Al Gore sex story, I see.

dadoctah said...

ObPlayboyPartyJokeFromTheSixties:

Q: "What's the difference between a bolt, a nail, and a screw?"

Sweet Young Thing: "Gee, I've never been bolted!"

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Hot conservative pr0n.

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Metaphor for:
a) the vast rightwing conspiracy
b) any congress
c) bankers
"Get on top and screw anyone under you."

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Psychologists report that when they give any taxpayer the "where did he touch you" dolls, there's no foreplay and the Uncle Sam doll won't kiss or say thanks when the buggering is over.

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Top: Isn't one of us missing a stick?
Bottom: I think so, and the other is missing a place to stick it!

Spin said...

CATION:
Splinter Warning

Merovign said...

Ah, more federally-funded art.

Nose said...

If they cut down a California Redowwd, they can make a M'Chelle model.

dub said...

This is about the only way to get wood on the average Thurzday around here.

jj said...

The FDA attempts to classify termites as an STD.

WV: minit....I'll be done in a minit

dadoctah said...

How Candace Bergen's father explained the birds and the bees to her.

Anonymous said...

I'm confused. Who's the male, the female, are they gay? Do they have STDs, like oak blight?

Vinney

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Drat, I can finally fit my elbow in my ear and I got no ears to elbow!!
Very funny, Pinocchio. Do you see me smiling? Now, help me find my G Spot, you androgynous test dummy!! Geppetto's one cruel SOB.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Talk about having an itch you can't scratch!
Patience, Alice, this just might work... if I can find a matchstick and some superglue.

Spin said...

Slow down Woody, you'll start a fire.

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Submariner said...

Jamie was happy Buster got lucky tonight. After all; he was going to play catch with the Chicken Cannon on tomorrow's show...



PIMF

Submariner said...

Show of hands: who all used to leave Barbie and Ken like this in the store when they were adolescents?

Submariner said...

A proper Folsom Street Fair display requires intricate planning and choreography...

dadoctah said...

Answering the unasked question: "What would MacGyver do?"

Matt the K said...

"Huh...and all this time I thought Geppetto carved me."