Metaphor for: a) the vast rightwing conspiracy b) any congress c) bankers "Get on top and screw anyone under you."
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Psychologists report that when they give any taxpayer the "where did he touch you" dolls, there's no foreplay and the Uncle Sam doll won't kiss or say thanks when the buggering is over.
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Top: Isn't one of us missing a stick? Bottom: I think so, and the other is missing a place to stick it!
Drat, I can finally fit my elbow in my ear and I got no ears to elbow!! Very funny, Pinocchio. Do you see me smiling? Now, help me find my G Spot, you androgynous test dummy!! Geppetto's one cruel SOB.
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This certainly gives new meaning to the phrase, "got wood".
I see the Safe Schools Czar has released the new teaching aids for Sculpture Class.
The original storyboards for "Team America: World Police" are bringing nice prices at auction, I hear.
the toy soldiers all stood at attention as the girl models went at it
Oh, another Al Gore sex story, I see.
ObPlayboyPartyJokeFromTheSixties:
Q: "What's the difference between a bolt, a nail, and a screw?"
Sweet Young Thing: "Gee, I've never been bolted!"
Hot conservative pr0n.
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Metaphor for:
a) the vast rightwing conspiracy
b) any congress
c) bankers
"Get on top and screw anyone under you."
-OR-
Psychologists report that when they give any taxpayer the "where did he touch you" dolls, there's no foreplay and the Uncle Sam doll won't kiss or say thanks when the buggering is over.
-OR-
Top: Isn't one of us missing a stick?
Bottom: I think so, and the other is missing a place to stick it!
CATION:
Splinter Warning
Ah, more federally-funded art.
If they cut down a California Redowwd, they can make a M'Chelle model.
This is about the only way to get wood on the average Thurzday around here.
The FDA attempts to classify termites as an STD.
WV: minit....I'll be done in a minit
How Candace Bergen's father explained the birds and the bees to her.
I'm confused. Who's the male, the female, are they gay? Do they have STDs, like oak blight?
Vinney
Drat, I can finally fit my elbow in my ear and I got no ears to elbow!!
Very funny, Pinocchio. Do you see me smiling? Now, help me find my G Spot, you androgynous test dummy!! Geppetto's one cruel SOB.
Talk about having an itch you can't scratch!
Patience, Alice, this just might work... if I can find a matchstick and some superglue.
Slow down Woody, you'll start a fire.
Jamie was happy Buster got lucky tonight. After all; he was going to play catch with the Chicken Cannon on tomorrow's show...
PIMF
Show of hands: who all used to leave Barbie and Ken like this in the store when they were adolescents?
A proper Folsom Street Fair display requires intricate planning and choreography...
Answering the unasked question: "What would MacGyver do?"
"Huh...and all this time I thought Geppetto carved me."
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