Thursday, December 16, 2010

It's beginning to look a lot like XXXMas

THoynes

14 comments:

kg said...

Mary Christmas.

Submariner said...

That reminds me; anyone else want to go Christmas Carol-ing with me?

Submariner said...

blah, blah, blah, cum all ye faithful, blah, blah, blah...

jj said...

Is that mistletoe sewn onto her thong?

Army of Dad said...

There must have been some magic in that old jimmy hat they found....

Army of Dad said...

How to tell you have been very godo this year.

Army of Dad said...

I know which present I will open first.

Army of Dad said...

Christmas dinner, Bunny Ranch style: A blonde with a side of ass.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Dear Santa, I know we've been through this a few times... er, a couple dozen... okay, every freaking year since I sprouted pubic hair, but I really really really want one of these. Same deal as usual. Lifetime supply of milk and cookies for ya. PRETTY PLEASE! Sincerely, Carpe

-OR-

Sick Intercourse Fantasy Thursday
What a cute little blonde bunny wabbit! Just what I always wanted. I will name her Georgette... and I will hug her and pet her and squeeze her and rub her and caress her.

WordVerify: gadar - Bawney Fwank gets his recalibrated every 3 months or 3000 smiles.

Kaptain Krude said...

"Geez, you're supposed to stuff the stocking, not yourself, fatty!" Little dub's path was pretty much predetermined.

Chico Marx said...

You can't fool me, there ain't no sanity clause.

Oiao said...

Michelle yells success, and Oprah yells 'YES!'; A product of the new school lunch program no doubt!

Oiao said...

Forgot to add (since I am 'new' here), does this skinny bitch meet Dub's approval?

She offer not too much warmin on a cold winter mornin.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

oiao, calling a magnificent example of evolution the "b" word is way too ghetto. There are 3 options for staying warm on cold winter mornings:
a) smothered by sweaty rolls of fat because it insulates (Google blubber)
b) a hot trim woman who can get your blood coursing like a whitewater kayak race
c) falling asleep with a lit cigarette and setting your bed on fire.

WordVerify: outin - what certain congressmen were afraid would happen if they didn't repeal don't ask don't tell.