A Right-Wing Christian Second-Rate Pr0n Blog
That reminds me; anyone else want to go Christmas Carol-ing with me?
blah, blah, blah, cum all ye faithful, blah, blah, blah...
Is that mistletoe sewn onto her thong?
There must have been some magic in that old jimmy hat they found....
How to tell you have been very godo this year.
I know which present I will open first.
Christmas dinner, Bunny Ranch style: A blonde with a side of ass.
Dear Santa, I know we've been through this a few times... er, a couple dozen... okay, every freaking year since I sprouted pubic hair, but I really really really want one of these. Same deal as usual. Lifetime supply of milk and cookies for ya. PRETTY PLEASE! Sincerely, Carpe-OR-Sick Intercourse Fantasy ThursdayWhat a cute little blonde bunny wabbit! Just what I always wanted. I will name her Georgette... and I will hug her and pet her and squeeze her and rub her and caress her. WordVerify: gadar - Bawney Fwank gets his recalibrated every 3 months or 3000 smiles.
"Geez, you're supposed to stuff the stocking, not yourself, fatty!" Little dub's path was pretty much predetermined.
You can't fool me, there ain't no sanity clause.
Michelle yells success, and Oprah yells 'YES!'; A product of the new school lunch program no doubt!
Forgot to add (since I am 'new' here), does this skinny bitch meet Dub's approval?She offer not too much warmin on a cold winter mornin.
oiao, calling a magnificent example of evolution the "b" word is way too ghetto. There are 3 options for staying warm on cold winter mornings: a) smothered by sweaty rolls of fat because it insulates (Google blubber)b) a hot trim woman who can get your blood coursing like a whitewater kayak racec) falling asleep with a lit cigarette and setting your bed on fire.WordVerify: outin - what certain congressmen were afraid would happen if they didn't repeal don't ask don't tell.
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