Friday, December 24, 2010
I Saw Some MILF Kissing Santa Claus
1. A cougar offers Santa $1000 for the list of naughty boys.
2. "Would someone tell Mrs. Claus to lay off the Percocet?"
3. Ah, the two symbols of the Democrat Party: An old white guy who gives away billions of gifts he can't possibly afford and an old botoxed whore.
4. Santa signals to the sniper to take out Mrs. Claus with a quick, painless, spine-severing throat shot.
5. Yeah, now you see why he only comes once a year.
Best of embarrassed
With a twinkle in his eye, Santa points to her "chimney"
Best of Vinney
Oddly enough the toys she wanted required batteries.
Best of dadoctah
Has anyone even bothered to tell Betty White she's allowed to take a day off once in a while?
Best of Rodney Dill
"...and Santa, can you make my 'laser tits' stop shooting holes in the floor?"
Best of Submariner
Sorry Agitha, but Santa wanted MILK and cookies...
Best of Oiao
Santa points out where the pearl necklace will go, to match the earings.
Best of divine miss m
Mrs. Brady found innovative ways to avoid empty-nest syndrome.
Best of GregMan
"Did her!" says Santa proudly.