Monday, December 20, 2010

Hot Girl-on-Girl Action

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1. "I love Satan, too. Sweetheart."

2. ORA: Even though it was a white man's religion, M'Chel was proud when Malia became a Bajoran Vedek.

3. "Back off, doughnut bumper! I get my kicks above the waistline."

4. "Mom! Stop trying to unhook my bra!"

5. "WTF, Mom? Getting my period is NOT that big a deal!"

Best of Jack Reacher
"You look great, Hon. Now get me that Whopper and fries I ordered."

Best of Double the U
Oh that is a cute outfit, what does KKK stand for?

Best of jj
"The next time you serve me ribs with that watered down sauce will be the last time you serve anything in this White House." M'chel straightens out the staff...

Best of dadoctah
Tryouts for "The Wiz" slowed to a crawl today after the star insisted on personally putting each prospective Munchkin through a full TSA-style patdown.

Best of Mr Hankey
Michelle really really really loves her Beef-A-Roni.

Best of jj
Korean cook's thought bubble, "Wait'll she tries to find Bo".

17 comments:

Jack Reacher said...

"You look great, Hon. Now get me that Whopper and fries I ordered."

Jack Reacher said...

"Just don't say anything rash in public, Dear, or it's under the bus with you like the rest of them."

Double the U said...

Oh that is a cute outfit, what does KKK stand for?

Anonymous said...

"I hid the donuts in the dresser's top drawer."

vinney

Chronos the Wonder Pig said...

"Dear, daddy being half white does not grant you automatic admission to that club."

jj said...

"The next time you serve me ribs with that watered down sauce will be the last time you serve anything in this White House." M'chel straightens out the staff...

WV: ashooz...what happened after M'chel ate that watered down sauce.

HLam said...

"There, there Yvette. Just because I banned the masses from using salt and butter in their recipes does not mean that you cannot use it here at the White House."

dadoctah said...

Tryouts for "The Wiz" slowed to a crawl today after the star insisted on personally putting each prospective Munchkin through a full TSA-style patdown.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Hon, if you ever serve me a plate of rabbit food with sprinkles of fake bacon again, I'll cut out your heart and eat it raw.

-OR-

There, there, I know you want to go back home where you can just stir fry vegetables, but your indentured servant contract calls for 2 more years... so get in there and cook me up some pigs feet and steak fries!

Dactyl said...

Ever the merry prankster, Michelle was graciousness itself during the chance meeting, then taped a 'tax me' sign to Willow Palin's back.

Mr Hankey said...

MSNBC's Dancing with the Elite almost didn't make the Spring schedule. But then they brought in a Palin...

Mr Hankey said...

Michelle really really really loves her Beef-A-Roni.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Don't Ask, Don't Tell...please!
Michelle gets goosed and fondled in the rectory by the first womynpriest and can't help noting this ironic twist to equal opportunity.

dadoctah said...

Consuelo becomes one of the undead in three, two, one....

wv: mater. Not even with *your* mating equipment.

Rodney Dill said...

Kid: "...but I'm not with Gordon Ramsey, my daddy is the Grand Wizard."
Michelle: "Mother Fu....."

jj said...

Korean cook's thought bubble, "Wait'll she tries to find Bo".

Oiao said...

The Whitehouse Chef Corps. Michell's Socialist Nanystate Storm Troopers of the 21st Century.