Tuesday, December 21, 2010
1. "Aunt Nina, can I have another slice of the ... pardon the expression... fruitcake."
2. 'Ow to speak San Franciscan: "Lingerie."
3. "I don't know what it is, but it can't possibly be better than the full body condom the Safe School Czar gave me."
4. "Well, if Bruce got the hammer, this must be the sickle."
5. "Mom and Aunt Butch, your vagina-shaped Hallmark ornament is the coolest ever!"
Best of Chronos the Wonder Pig
"Oh Boy!!! An autographed picture of Barney Frank!!"
Best of blue
"Na, Na, Na, Na, I got the only present under the tree!!!"
Best of dadoctah
In the secret subterranean complex deep beneath the Rocky Mountains, the latest Jerry Lewis clone celebrates the holidays in its own way.
Best of Vinney
"If this a satin Justin Bieber pillow case, I'll just die."
Best of racerboy
What, is it "Buff Tuesday" on www.twinksntrees.com???
Best of Submariner
It's the inflatable Sarah Jessica Parker doll I wanted!
Threadwinner: Mr Hankey
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