Tuesday, December 21, 2010

For me?


1. "Aunt Nina, can I have another slice of the ... pardon the expression... fruitcake."

2. 'Ow to speak San Franciscan: "Lingerie."

3. "I don't know what it is, but it can't possibly be better than the full body condom the Safe School Czar gave me."

4. "Well, if Bruce got the hammer, this must be the sickle."

5. "Mom and Aunt Butch, your vagina-shaped Hallmark ornament is the coolest ever!"

Best of Chronos the Wonder Pig
"Oh Boy!!! An autographed picture of Barney Frank!!"

Best of blue
"Na, Na, Na, Na, I got the only present under the tree!!!"

Best of dadoctah
In the secret subterranean complex deep beneath the Rocky Mountains, the latest Jerry Lewis clone celebrates the holidays in its own way.

Best of Vinney
"If this a satin Justin Bieber pillow case, I'll just die."

Best of racerboy
What, is it "Buff Tuesday" on www.twinksntrees.com???

Best of Submariner
OhBoyOhBoyOhBoy!
It's the inflatable Sarah Jessica Parker doll I wanted!

Threadwinner: Mr Hankey
Men of the Armed Forces Calendar 2015

20 comments:

Chronos the Wonder Pig said...

"Oh Boy!!! An autographed picture of Barney Frank!!"

blue said...

"Na, Na, Na, Na, I got the only present under the tree!!!"

blue said...

"....and Santa said that if I was a good boy, he would come down my chimney!!"

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Mr. Pingborn says the sad part about this recent xmas photo is that it will be a constant reminder that his son Greg is a 26-year old with a doctorate in liberal arts who will always live at home because he's paying off a $107k student loan working at a McDonald's... part-time.

-OR-

Roberta's father, an ex-Marine, would stare at this picture for years mumbling over and over...
"I should have known. I should have known. Who the hell sits like that??"

dadoctah said...

In the secret subterranean complex deep beneath the Rocky Mountains, the latest Jerry Lewis clone celebrates the holidays in its own way.

Anonymous said...

"If this a satin Justin Bieber pillow case, I'll just die."

Vinney

Anonymous said...

"You mean now I can serve my country. This is the best Christmas gift ever. Thank you Santa Claus."

Vinney

racerboy said...

What, is it "Buff Tuesday" on www.twinksntrees.com???

Jack Reacher said...

"It's a turd? Well, at least it has a pretty bow!"
25 years later, as a senator, he voted for the new START treaty.

Submariner said...

In 1963, Al Franken found his first "lost vote" in the last Christmas present.

Submariner said...

That's the wast gift; I guess it's time to unwhap me, Bawhney.

Submariner said...

OhBoyOhBoyOhBoy!
It's the inflatable Sarah Jessica Parker doll I wanted!

Submariner said...

Mark the date on your calendars, Monors. I'm betting AoM WON'T post that she has this outfit...

AoM said...

I have that outfit

Dr. Doom said...

"Oh goody goody goody", said Bruce gleefully, "Please let it be the ProbeMaster 3000 I asked Santa for".

Mr Hankey said...

Men of the Armed Forces Calendar 2015

Mr. Hankey said...

..and there are those that even if they don't tell, we don't even have to ask.

Matt the K said...

"Well the color is close, but I specifically asked for a Twink-IE under the tree," sniffed a put-out Roseanne.

Submariner said...

What Mrs. Buttons would have awakened to on Christmas morning when she was 67 had he not left...

Submariner said...

A Pokemon set! A Pokemon set. PPPPLLLLEEEEEEAASE let it be a Pokemon set!