1. Hygiene is never more important than when banging an unconscious hooker on New Year's Eve in a foreign country.
2. "I warned you that running in high heels was not the same as figure skating. Let me help you up, Mr. Weir."
3. The New Orleans take on the traditional Japanese Tea Ceremony.
4. The hooker woke up after having the strangest dream she was partying with R. Kelly.
5. Waking up in your underwear on city street after an all-night bender. A typical New Year's Eve, Mardis Gras or ... in the case of Lindsey Lohan ... Tuesday.
22 comments:
The New Years celebration at the Fallen Prostitutes Memorial always started with the ritual "Hookers Bath".
"Clean this one up & get her over to Oprah's house"
"Ucrainia non e bordello" translates to "Come & get it sailor".
It beats drinking out of a shoe, however the aftertaste can be toung numbing.
Once again, an Eastern European woman plays dead rather than talk to Penn and Teller.
Due to a quirk in the law, authorities were only able to charge her with loitering.
Streetwalker -- FAIL
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In the Ukraine, after hardworking street whores are stripped and mugged by self-righteous bedroom whores, cheating husbands are punished by dropping currency and pouring ceremonial champagne on the victim without actually touching her.
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Coincidentally, Charlie Sheen had her in his closet.
Lady Ga Ga has specific needs when preparing for a show.
"So, Igor, you're sure champagne completely masks DNA? I have a lot riding on this, Bro."
'ow to speak Ukranian--Mom?
Just a little acid to burn away that fat roll, and Dub will finally be hers.
Performance Art?
'Twas the Night before Christmas'
...The wine on the breast of the new-fallen ho
Gave the lustre of mid-day to cobblestones below.
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But ukranian protesters hurling insults and jeers.
On the next No Reservations- Anthony Bourdain selects an appropriate wine to go with a prostitute.
Vinney
What? Who threw away a perfectly good smelly pirate hooker?
The Festrunk brothers strike out again...
"No dude", shouted Grigory, "I said pour some wine into her - not onto her!"
A perfect metaphor for government stimulus programs.
Good Lord...who is Obama bowing to now?
In Soviet Ukraine, Johns roll hooker.
In Ukraine, wiktoria sikret is beauty slipp in strit, then wekkup in Putin Limo.
A day in the life of the French Secret Service.
"And that, son, is why they are called street 'crawlers' in Kiev."
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