Saturday, December 18, 2010

Come Sit on Satan's Lap


1. Unsurprisingly, Cindy grew up to be a renowned ACLU lawyer and Democrat activist.

2. "You think that pathetic drawing will satisfy the Dark Lord?" Pelosi screeched. "Now, get back on that altar right now!"

3. "Hillary was such a sweet little girl," reflected grandma Rodham.

4. "BTW, if there's not a pony under the tree, my Dark Satanic Master will fry your souls."

5. "You see, Anti-Christmas is way cooler. And the ACLU has never sued to have a Satanic Altar and Pentagram taken off public property."


Best of Submariner
The church lady was pretty cute when she was little, wasn't she?

Best of prince of leaves
He knows if you've been naughty or nice...and puts lumps of still-wriggling human flesh in your stockings if you been *too* nice this year.

Best of Vinney
Yes Christine O'Donnell was young at the time.

Best of Oiao
Rare old photo found of a young, and yet to be tatooed, Ozzy Osborne.

Best of blue
Little Suzie's teacher made her stand in the corner for misspelling "Obama"

Best of Snowdog
"I told you not to let little Amy watch Woodland Critter Christmas."

15 comments:

Submariner said...

The church lady was pretty cute when she was little, wasn't she?

sixdegreesofblondness said...

Underneath the Satan hat is the non-pinky El Diablo Satanic Hand Sign.
(Um... "Loser"?)

prince of leaves said...

He knows if you've been naughty or nice...and puts lumps of still-wriggling human flesh in your stockings if you been *too* nice this year.

jj said...

....but why was mommy on her knees loving Santa even more???

Anonymous said...

Yes Christine O'Donnell was young at the time.

Vinney

dadoctah said...

Little Callista sees the truth that nobody else sees: the Jack in the Box guy is the incarnation of evil!

Jack Reacher said...

On the other side of the paper, young Nancy Pelosi had written "I want my own airplane!"

Oiao said...

Rare old photo found of a young, and yet to be tatooed, Ozzy Osborne.

Rodney Dill said...

Someone's gonna get her Beelzepuppies for Christmas

blue said...

Little Suzie's teacher made her stand in the corner for misspelling "Obama"

metalgarth said...

Slayer's grandkids had great holiday.. er, uh HELLiday spirit

metalgarth said...

The budgets for Iron Maiden videos keep dropping and dropping

Kaptain Krude said...

I saw Mommy worshipping Satan Clause.

JohnS1959 said...

The making of a successful liberal politician...

Snowdog said...

"I told you not to let little Amy watch Woodland Critter Christmas."