Saturday, December 18, 2010
Come Sit on Satan's Lap
1. Unsurprisingly, Cindy grew up to be a renowned ACLU lawyer and Democrat activist.
2. "You think that pathetic drawing will satisfy the Dark Lord?" Pelosi screeched. "Now, get back on that altar right now!"
3. "Hillary was such a sweet little girl," reflected grandma Rodham.
4. "BTW, if there's not a pony under the tree, my Dark Satanic Master will fry your souls."
5. "You see, Anti-Christmas is way cooler. And the ACLU has never sued to have a Satanic Altar and Pentagram taken off public property."
Best of Submariner
The church lady was pretty cute when she was little, wasn't she?
Best of prince of leaves
He knows if you've been naughty or nice...and puts lumps of still-wriggling human flesh in your stockings if you been *too* nice this year.
Best of Vinney
Yes Christine O'Donnell was young at the time.
Best of Oiao
Rare old photo found of a young, and yet to be tatooed, Ozzy Osborne.
Best of blue
Little Suzie's teacher made her stand in the corner for misspelling "Obama"
Best of Snowdog
"I told you not to let little Amy watch Woodland Critter Christmas."