Wednesday, December 22, 2010

Behold the Power



1. The final project design was a huge improvement on Dr. Evil's original "shark" idea.

2. For one episode, Bosom Buddies experimented with Scrubs-style fantasy cutaways. Tom Hanks spent millions to have every tape destroyed.

3. ... or, we could watch that Tron remake.

4. The really scary thing is that this is how Janet Napolitano sees herself.

5. Rejected Barbie Concept #327.

Best of Whacko
The only flaw in the design was that she had to stop and wait for the jiggling to quiet before they could be accurately aimed.

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
LIVE traffic signals reduced accidents by a whopping 73% at Amsterdam intersections. Unfortunately, gridlock soared as rubberneckers slowed to a crawl... even when the nips were green.

Best of Submariner
The new searchlights were bringing thousands more visitors to Nevada than Harry Reid ever did.

Best of dub
Pew Pew Pew!

Best of dadoctah
The latest update to the Columbia Pictures logo: no mountain, and looks nothing like Annette Bening.

Best of prince of leaves
ORA: Nuclear Asima and her basmati-powered laser battle-boobs were Pakistan's ultimate secret weapon against the dOvemaster.

Best of Matt the K
The irony of the circumstances of his blinding was not lost on Jordie LaForge.

Best of JohnS1959
She used to wear an 'My Eyes Are Up Here' T-shirt but this was waaaay more effective...

Best of Double the U
I used to have a fantasy like this... well minus the 70's theme bike, the lasers, the wrap around glasses and the latex pants.

Best of Artfldgr
When she lays on her back and i tickle her in time to Pink Floyd its like being at Haden planetarium!

Best of sonicfrog
The real reason Joss Whedon's Wonder Woman never made it to the big screen...

Best of Vinney
Mel Gibson defends calling her "laser tits."

Best of GregMan
Nice bike, cool styling. Like the sunglasses, too HOLY CRAP ARE THOSE LASERS SHOOTING OUT OF HER B00BS

Best of Kaptain Krude
Thank heavens for this photo! I thought this was just a private hallucination from the drugs!

66 comments:

Rodney Dill said...

Cougars with friggin laser tits

Whacko said...

The only flaw in the design was that she had to stop and wait for the jiggling to quiet before they could be accurately aimed.

Jack Reacher said...

"Don't stare directly into light source?" You have no idea how difficult that is.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Good News/Bad News
LIVE traffic signals reduced accidents by a whopping 73% at Amsterdam intersections. Unfortunately, gridlock soared as rubberneckers slowed to a crawl... even when the nips were green.

-OR-

999 out of 1000 Trekkies agree... Geordi La Forge's replacement in Star Trek 14, the Transexual Dimension, singlehandedly revived the series.

-OR-

Big City Mayors Take Note:
Hollywood cops rarely have a problem pulling over speeders.

Submariner said...

ORA:

Dr. Flexi only threatened to use the power pasties; Dale came through.

Submariner said...

I like the new Bat-cycle a lot better now. Where DOES he get all those great toys?

Submariner said...

The new searchlights were bringing thousands more visitors to Nevada than Harry Reid ever did.

Submariner said...

AoM? You forgot to show me this outfit when I visited...

Rodney Dill said...

On the other hand the UV setting was great for my oral hygiene

flyovercountry said...

Damn, the Geek Squad wired me wrong again, it's supposed to be right- tan, left-pink. I thought there was too much fondling for this simple job.

Anonymous said...

Is this why you're supposed to just glimpse at cleavage?

Vinney

Rodney Dill said...

I bet she's just a cocktaser.

dub said...

Pew Pew Pew!

dub said...

So you see kids, if you DONT pinch the nipples, lasers might shoot your eyes out.

prince of leaves said...

When he saw her profile picture on X-Match.com, Cyclops knew he'd found the perfect mate.

dadoctah said...

The latest update to the Columbia Pictures logo: no mountain, and looks nothing like Annette Bening.

Get off my lawn, you whippersnappers said...

Back in my day, we had agents with poison darts hidden in their nipples and we liked it!

prince of leaves said...

ORA: Nuclear Asima and her basmati-powered laser battle-boobs were Pakistan's ultimate secret weapon against the dOvemaster.

dadoctah said...

Finally, the World of the Future we were promised back in the sixties begins to take shape. Now, let's see what we can do about that jet pack....

dadoctah said...

Walt probably wouldn't have approved, but this is really going to bring people back to Disney On Ice.

jj said...

Just like Jimmy Witchert staring at the sun caused brain damage, one should not stare at the boob-lasers.

jj said...

Pinky Tuscadero does p0rn.....and again Happy Days jumps the shark...

sonicfrog said...

Yeah, Kelly LeBrock was so much more interesting back then....

Matt the K said...

The irony of the circumstances of his blinding was not lost on Jordie LaForge.

Matt the K said...

Wow, those European halogens do shine much brighter.

Mr. Hankey said...

Opening Day at the new Kroger was highly anticipated.

JohnS1959 said...

Where will you be when your energy drink kicks in?

JohnS1959 said...

She used to wear an 'My Eyes Are Up Here' T-shirt but this was waaaay more effective...

JohnS1959 said...

Boy X-Men superpowers are getting weirder and weirder...

Anonymous said...

Condom - Check!
KY - Check!
Saftey CAT-2 Laser Eye Protection - Check!

Double the U said...

I used to have a fantasy like this... well minus the 70's theme bike, the lasers, the wrap around glasses and the latex pants.

Mr. Hankey said...

Julie was determined not to grow up to have Torpedo T*ts.

Mr. Hankey said...

Remember when we were happy that they could cut glass?

Submariner said...

Don't tase me, bra...

Submariner said...

Jenny never again worried about speeding tickets.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Just when DOW's "buy plastic, not hemp" execs were confident the whole silicone implant class action debacle was over, they get a call from Karen Poglurm's attorney.

Robert said...

Behold bosom beam!

...and this is the second generation mobile injection unit for the Large Hardon Collider.

Steve O said...

Hey! My eyes are up HERE buddy!

Steve O said...

Bones and Chekov arrange something special for the captain's birthday party.

Matt the K said...

In the director's cut of 'Return of the Jedi', Luke convinces Vader to use his powers for 'Good' by developing a tractor beam that locates and destroy bad 80's boob jobs.

Matt the K said...

Empress Palpate-a-Teen

Dr. Doom said...

You should see what happened to her gynecologist...

Artfldgr said...

When she lays on her back and i tickle her in time to Pink Floyd its like being at Haden planetarium!

Artfldgr said...

Amazing archival discovery, now it can be told, the finding of the lost X-Men tapes.

Artfldgr said...

"Mawby's" Bar presents Flashdance, the remake...

Artfldgr said...

Rudolf with your tits so bright, wont you guide my sweet delight...

Artfldgr said...

The sales lady said i would be noticed...

Artfldgr said...

The diverse team did a great job, i can see the paint job by Hasbro, vehicle blueprints by Huffy, and the titties by Sandia National labs.

Artfldgr said...

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Artfldgr said...

Sledgematic my ass, wait till the audience sees these puppies...

Artfldgr said...

Sarah wondered if her performance art version of Lady Diana, candle in the wind would make it at Cannes...

Artfldgr said...

Henrietta USED to like to juggle, now she just stands around holding her stumps to her hips angry at her handicap...

Artfldgr said...

Jane figured out how to get on to the bike, but for the life of her, she couldn't figure out how to ride it without cutting the front end off...

sonicfrog said...

Why Joss Whedon's Wonder Woman never made it to the big screen...

Anonymous said...

Mel Gibson denies calling her "laser tits."

Vinney

Anonymous said...

TSA comes up with a more acceptable way for men to use airport body scanners. san Francisco and Key West are still an issue.

Vinney

GregMan said...

So this is why it makes you go blind...

GregMan said...

Nice bike, cool styling. Like the sunglasses, too HOLY CRAP ARE THOSE LASERS SHOOTING OUT OF HER B00BS

Oiao said...

Talk about some funky 'eye protection', or is that 'eye projection'?

racerboy said...

There's safety goggle nips, and then there welding goggle nips.

Kaptain Krude said...

Thank heavens for this photo! I thought this was just a private hallucination from the drugs!

Oiao said...

What Bruce Sprinsting meant when he sang 'Blinded by the Lights'.....

Submariner said...

When Doctor Evil allowed Scott to develop the dooms-day weapon, the eventual design was relatively predictable.

Rodney Dill said...

Too late, but...

"220, 221, whatever it takes."

Anonymous said...

Note to self, DO NOT add laser pointer to vibrator.

Anonymous said...

The complete failure of the associated targeting system while the assault vehicle was in motion over cobblestones devastated the crowd of press members observing from bleachers nearby.....but it looked awesome. "pew pew pew" sound of freedom baby!