Wednesday, December 22, 2010
Behold the Power
1. The final project design was a huge improvement on Dr. Evil's original "shark" idea.
2. For one episode, Bosom Buddies experimented with Scrubs-style fantasy cutaways. Tom Hanks spent millions to have every tape destroyed.
3. ... or, we could watch that Tron remake.
4. The really scary thing is that this is how Janet Napolitano sees herself.
5. Rejected Barbie Concept #327.
Best of Whacko
The only flaw in the design was that she had to stop and wait for the jiggling to quiet before they could be accurately aimed.
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
LIVE traffic signals reduced accidents by a whopping 73% at Amsterdam intersections. Unfortunately, gridlock soared as rubberneckers slowed to a crawl... even when the nips were green.
Best of Submariner
The new searchlights were bringing thousands more visitors to Nevada than Harry Reid ever did.
Best of dub
Pew Pew Pew!
Best of dadoctah
The latest update to the Columbia Pictures logo: no mountain, and looks nothing like Annette Bening.
Best of prince of leaves
ORA: Nuclear Asima and her basmati-powered laser battle-boobs were Pakistan's ultimate secret weapon against the dOvemaster.
Best of Matt the K
The irony of the circumstances of his blinding was not lost on Jordie LaForge.
Best of JohnS1959
She used to wear an 'My Eyes Are Up Here' T-shirt but this was waaaay more effective...
Best of Double the U
I used to have a fantasy like this... well minus the 70's theme bike, the lasers, the wrap around glasses and the latex pants.
Best of Artfldgr
When she lays on her back and i tickle her in time to Pink Floyd its like being at Haden planetarium!
Best of sonicfrog
The real reason Joss Whedon's Wonder Woman never made it to the big screen...
Best of Vinney
Mel Gibson defends calling her "laser tits."
Best of GregMan
Nice bike, cool styling. Like the sunglasses, too HOLY CRAP ARE THOSE LASERS SHOOTING OUT OF HER B00BS
Best of Kaptain Krude
Thank heavens for this photo! I thought this was just a private hallucination from the drugs!