1. Being the biggest slut in professional soccer enabled Ronaldo to move way beyond ping pong balls.
2. "Heh. Heh. Heh-Heh. Your shirt says 'Siemens.' Heh-heh. Heh-heh."
3. "Wow, your suction power is amazing. Yes, I will go leather dancing with you."
4. Butt-Pong is a much more entertaining sport than soccer, IMHO.
5. And with Nigel out, the Butt-Boys are one step closer to elimination from the World Dodgeball Tournament.
Best of blue
"yea, well even if that ball fits up your arse, the pope will find it at the security checkpoint!"
Best of dub
Worst.Roids.Ever.
Threadwinner: Rodney Dill
In the new 'Prisoner', Rover made number 6 his own personal bitch.
Best of dadoctah
Ouch! Right in the vuvuzela!
Best of molson
Balls on ass. Soccer why do you vex me with your vapid predicability?
Best of Mr Hankey
Heck of a dingleberry you got there Kyle...
Best of metalgarth
The Lil' Death Star is orbiting Uranus
Best of Submariner
Any truth to the rumor that Nike renamed their logo the "Swish" for sponsoring the World Cup?
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"Smell my thumb!"
"yea, well even if that ball fits up your arse, the pope will find it at the security checkpoint!"
I really should learn to love soccer...
Signed: Barney Frank
Nike begins to reconsider the "just do it" slogan.
Worst.Roids.Ever.
Dude! Its just a Klondike bar for gods sake!!
"You knew there would be consequences when you swallowed your bubblegum."
Big deal! I saw the same trick done with a vacuum cleaner and a ping pong ball.
Vinney
Armando once heard a fan for the other team yell, "blow it out your ass!" and thus a new passing technique was born.
Judges are at a loss to red flag the play since no hands touch the ball... and I mean NO hands touch that ball.
C'mon Earl, teach me how to blow butt bubbles too.
In the new 'Prisoner', Rover made number 6 his own personal bitch.
"It might be a tumor."
"It's not a Tumah."
Yes dude, your ass is a magnet to balls, but not just that kind- That's why UR gey.
"Lets see that guy head the ball into our goal now", said Bob.
I'm sorry Bruce, the Siemens team is looking for a different type of ball handling skill", said Coach Bobby.
Ouch! Right in the vuvuzela!
Balls on ass. Soccer why do you vex me with your vapid predicability?
...blah, blah, soccer = gay, blah, blah, blah, not first ball in his ass, blah, blah, blah
Heck of a dingleberry you got there Kyle...
No, no - don't try to get that ball back out of the stands. I'll have another one for us in just a couple more seconds.
Braaap! Oh, excuse me.
That is without a doubt teh gheyest fanny-pack I've ever seen...
Adrew Sullivan mused; "That looks like a fanny pack. And THAT gives me a great idea..."
True, that is one thing you can do in a Prius.
The Lil' Death Star is orbiting Uranus
Any truth to the rumor that Nike renamed their logo the "Swish" for sponsoring the World Cup?
It's going to take a lot more than Preparation H to make *that* swelling go down.
wv: anjus. Must be how they spell it in the old country.
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