Tuesday, December 28, 2010
1. Being the biggest slut in professional soccer enabled Ronaldo to move way beyond ping pong balls.
2. "Heh. Heh. Heh-Heh. Your shirt says 'Siemens.' Heh-heh. Heh-heh."
3. "Wow, your suction power is amazing. Yes, I will go leather dancing with you."
4. Butt-Pong is a much more entertaining sport than soccer, IMHO.
5. And with Nigel out, the Butt-Boys are one step closer to elimination from the World Dodgeball Tournament.
Best of blue
"yea, well even if that ball fits up your arse, the pope will find it at the security checkpoint!"
Best of dub
Threadwinner: Rodney Dill
In the new 'Prisoner', Rover made number 6 his own personal bitch.
Best of dadoctah
Ouch! Right in the vuvuzela!
Best of molson
Balls on ass. Soccer why do you vex me with your vapid predicability?
Best of Mr Hankey
Heck of a dingleberry you got there Kyle...
Best of metalgarth
The Lil' Death Star is orbiting Uranus
Best of Submariner
Any truth to the rumor that Nike renamed their logo the "Swish" for sponsoring the World Cup?