Tuesday, November 23, 2010
Yes, Akbar and Jeff References are ORA
1. "Hold on a minute. You're not my daughter. If you're stripping at the Shriner's Club, who did I send to the biker bar?"
2. "North and South Korea are shooting at each other. The president needs a crack team of diplomats immediately, and we're the best he's got!"
3. "No, Honey. That is not a proper 'Sailor Moon' outfit. Now, get your ass back home and change while I stall those Japanese businessmen a little longer."
4. "My goal of wearing every flower-pot in America on my head is nearing completion."
5. "Excuse me, have you heard the good news about Ron Paul? Or Rand Paul? Or Mrs. Paul's? Throw me a bone, here."
Best of Rodney Dill
The TSA recently booked Pippy Longstrokin' and Fezzy Twink to educate its employs on good vs. bad touching.
Best of Jack Reacher
"It's just for a little while, Dear, and afterward I wouldn't be surprised if she made you an Assistant Deputy Secretary of State. Now, go on and take one for the team."
Best of dadoctah
"Now you just stand there while I tell the desk clerk I'd like a room 'for myself and my wife of sixteen years'."
Best of curly
"Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus...He's right here, in my pants!"
Best of Artfldgr
Gepeto! a minute ago I was a marionette, now i am so confused... why do you have your hand down the back of my pants?
Best of Spin
I divorce you,I divorce you,I divorce you.
Threadiwnner: prince of leaves
1963: Commodore Hubbard welcomes aboard a new Sea Org recruit.
Best of Submariner
Pardon me, Miss; are you aware of any 7/11s that are for sale?