Tuesday, November 23, 2010

Yes, Akbar and Jeff References are ORA


1. "Hold on a minute. You're not my daughter. If you're stripping at the Shriner's Club, who did I send to the biker bar?"

2. "North and South Korea are shooting at each other. The president needs a crack team of diplomats immediately, and we're the best he's got!"

3. "No, Honey. That is not a proper 'Sailor Moon' outfit. Now, get your ass back home and change while I stall those Japanese businessmen a little longer."

4. "My goal of wearing every flower-pot in America on my head is nearing completion."

5. "Excuse me, have you heard the good news about Ron Paul? Or Rand Paul? Or Mrs. Paul's? Throw me a bone, here."

Best of Rodney Dill
The TSA recently booked Pippy Longstrokin' and Fezzy Twink to educate its employs on good vs. bad touching.

Best of Jack Reacher
"It's just for a little while, Dear, and afterward I wouldn't be surprised if she made you an Assistant Deputy Secretary of State. Now, go on and take one for the team."

Best of dadoctah
"Now you just stand there while I tell the desk clerk I'd like a room 'for myself and my wife of sixteen years'."

Best of curly
"Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus...He's right here, in my pants!"

Best of Artfldgr
Gepeto! a minute ago I was a marionette, now i am so confused... why do you have your hand down the back of my pants?

Best of Spin
I divorce you,I divorce you,I divorce you.

Allah Achbar

Threadiwnner: prince of leaves
1963: Commodore Hubbard welcomes aboard a new Sea Org recruit.

Best of Submariner
Pardon me, Miss; are you aware of any 7/11s that are for sale?

19 comments:

Rodney Dill said...

The TSA recently booked Pippy Longstrokin' and Fezzy Twink to educate its employs on good vs. bad touching.

blue said...

they promised that if we wait here Obama would bring the pizza

Matt the K said...

"What's that, Grandpa Flounder? A Pppledge Pppin???!!!"

Jack Reacher said...

"It's just for a little while, Dear, and afterward I wouldn't be surprised if she made you an Assistant Deputy Secretary of State. Now, go on and take one for the team."

Jack Reacher said...

In a glorious sign of inter-agency cooperation, it appears the CIA and FBI are working together closely.

Jack Reacher said...

"So, tell me again, what is quantitative easing?"

dadoctah said...

"Now you just stand there while I tell the desk clerk I'd like a room 'for myself and my wife of sixteen years'."

curly said...

"Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus...He's right here, in my pants!"

Artfldgr said...

Hi there! you look like an Obama supporter...

Artfldgr said...

Gepeto! a minute ago I was a marionette, now i am so confused... why do you have your hand down the back of my pants?

Submariner said...

ORA

Looks like Ang Lee's next big remake is going to be "Secret Squirrel."

Spin said...

I divorce you,I divorce you,I divorce you.

Allah Achbar


WV - mobuffie (that slays me)

prince of leaves said...

1963: Commodore Hubbard welcomes aboard a new Sea Org recruit.

molson said...

Spray'n Wash. You'll be needing quite a lot of that shortly.

Submariner said...

Pardon me, Miss; are you aware of any 7/11s that are for sale?

Submariner said...

That 70's Show has officially run out of ideas.

Submariner said...

So; see a car swarm, ever you have?

Submariner said...

So we will pay you 30 thousand petro-bucks to lay down in front of the Zionist destruction machinery and save our Pali homes. They would NEVER consider hurting a sweet child like you, Saint Pancake...

dadoctah said...

Joining the litany of GEICO spokescharacters alongside the Cavemen, the gecko, the wad of bills with googly eyes, and Mrs Butterworth, we have two new candidates: a stoop-shouldered Richard Benjamin in a fez, or the illegitimate daughter of Popeye and Pippi Longstocking.