1. "Hold on a minute. You're not my daughter. If you're stripping at the Shriner's Club, who did I send to the biker bar?"
2. "North and South Korea are shooting at each other. The president needs a crack team of diplomats immediately, and we're the best he's got!"
3. "No, Honey. That is not a proper 'Sailor Moon' outfit. Now, get your ass back home and change while I stall those Japanese businessmen a little longer."
4. "My goal of wearing every flower-pot in America on my head is nearing completion."
5. "Excuse me, have you heard the good news about Ron Paul? Or Rand Paul? Or Mrs. Paul's? Throw me a bone, here."
Best of Rodney Dill
The TSA recently booked Pippy Longstrokin' and Fezzy Twink to educate its employs on good vs. bad touching.
Best of Jack Reacher
"It's just for a little while, Dear, and afterward I wouldn't be surprised if she made you an Assistant Deputy Secretary of State. Now, go on and take one for the team."
Best of dadoctah
"Now you just stand there while I tell the desk clerk I'd like a room 'for myself and my wife of sixteen years'."
Best of curly
"Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus...He's right here, in my pants!"
Best of Artfldgr
Gepeto! a minute ago I was a marionette, now i am so confused... why do you have your hand down the back of my pants?
Best of Spin
I divorce you,I divorce you,I divorce you.
Allah Achbar
Threadiwnner: prince of leaves
1963: Commodore Hubbard welcomes aboard a new Sea Org recruit.
Best of Submariner
Pardon me, Miss; are you aware of any 7/11s that are for sale?
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The TSA recently booked Pippy Longstrokin' and Fezzy Twink to educate its employs on good vs. bad touching.
they promised that if we wait here Obama would bring the pizza
"What's that, Grandpa Flounder? A Pppledge Pppin???!!!"
"It's just for a little while, Dear, and afterward I wouldn't be surprised if she made you an Assistant Deputy Secretary of State. Now, go on and take one for the team."
In a glorious sign of inter-agency cooperation, it appears the CIA and FBI are working together closely.
"So, tell me again, what is quantitative easing?"
"Now you just stand there while I tell the desk clerk I'd like a room 'for myself and my wife of sixteen years'."
"Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus...He's right here, in my pants!"
Hi there! you look like an Obama supporter...
Gepeto! a minute ago I was a marionette, now i am so confused... why do you have your hand down the back of my pants?
ORA
Looks like Ang Lee's next big remake is going to be "Secret Squirrel."
I divorce you,I divorce you,I divorce you.
Allah Achbar
WV - mobuffie (that slays me)
1963: Commodore Hubbard welcomes aboard a new Sea Org recruit.
Spray'n Wash. You'll be needing quite a lot of that shortly.
Pardon me, Miss; are you aware of any 7/11s that are for sale?
That 70's Show has officially run out of ideas.
So; see a car swarm, ever you have?
So we will pay you 30 thousand petro-bucks to lay down in front of the Zionist destruction machinery and save our Pali homes. They would NEVER consider hurting a sweet child like you, Saint Pancake...
Joining the litany of GEICO spokescharacters alongside the Cavemen, the gecko, the wad of bills with googly eyes, and Mrs Butterworth, we have two new candidates: a stoop-shouldered Richard Benjamin in a fez, or the illegitimate daughter of Popeye and Pippi Longstocking.
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