Saturday, November 20, 2010

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Best of prince of leaves
The NYT theater critic called the play a deeply insightful meditation on everyday life outside the five boroughs.

Best of prince of leaves
After the 2010 GOP sweep, Log Cabin Republicans hold an eponymously-themed strategy retreat.

Best of blue
"...after we make fun of the guy in white lets go help Sarah drag that firewood in here..."

Best of Submariner
Whoa; Menudo has, well, you know... Yeah, I guess they're really about where everyone expected, aren't they?

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
AP: USO Thanksgiving Tour - Kandahar: Red Green's performance of YMCA received the same response as their homemade possum tofu-burgers with linseed oil mayo.

Best of curly
Wow! The Village People have really let themselves go!

Best of dadoctah
"Avengers assemble!"

Best of Artfldgr
Everyone told Rodger Daltry that his staring in a back story revival of Tommy featuring "Uncle Ernie at a lumberjack camp" was a mistake...

Best of Artfldgr
Let me be the first to notice that Canadian rock music has changed over the years, not necessarily for the better.

Best of Artfldgr
Awe hell, here we are all comfortable for the sex in the city marathon and I forgot the butter...







For the popcorn of course!

Best of Rodney Dill
While not keeping busy by clinging to their guns and religion the group practiced their rendition of "Oklahoma"

Best of Vinney
Somehow the Key West Gay Community Theatre production of Stalag 17 just wasn't convincing.

51 comments:

prince of leaves said...

The NYT theater critic called the play a deeply insightful meditation on everyday life outside the five boroughs.

prince of leaves said...

After the 2010 GOP sweep, Log Cabin Republicans hold an eponymously-themed strategy retreat.

prince of leaves said...

Angry Guy on Left: "Fer crissakes, Pete, we KNOW you're a lumberjack. We ALL are. And if you don't stop singing that song you're NOT gonna be 'okay' much longer!"

blue said...

"...after we make fun of the guy in white lets go help Sarah drag that firewood in here..."

Submariner said...

Whoa; Menudo has, well, you know... Yeah, I guess they're really about where everyone expected, aren't they?

Submariner said...

I see that Ang Lee's remaking "Full House..."

Submariner said...

That's funny; I got a notice about a "Sleep-over" from Army of Mom, too!

Submariner said...

What I said, was; "Whatever happens in the Avalon Manor bunkouse, STAYS here in the Avalon Manor Bunkhouse." That is, unless we need to go to Walgreen's to get something to cure it...

Carpe Phlogiston said...

AP: USO Thanksgiving Tour - Kandahar
Red Green's performance of YMCA received the same response as their homemade possum tofu-burgers with linseed oil mayo.
From a sick intercourse back home - Best Wishes to the men & women on the front lines!

curly said...

Wow! The Village People have really let themselves go!

dadoctah said...

"Avengers assemble!"

jj said...

How Katie Couric sees the US outside of New York City.

Oiao said...

Community Theator; The place where the people you never want to talk to hang out.

molson said...

Am I the only one who hears the screams
And the strangled cries of moonbats in love?

Artfldgr said...

Damn! I just got a post card from my wife Sandra in the other "Three Sum" caption spot... Damn!

Artfldgr said...

Will the Northwest chapter of the Grand Mystic Royal Order of the Ali Baba Temple of the Shrine please come to order!! You'un the bed, that means youse too, so get your head up for our pledge!

Artfldgr said...

You know, its been three weeks, my balls itch fierce, and our wives haven't called us to come back yet Earl. You said they would call earl.

Artfldgr said...

What we going to do to Brian? We are all wearing red, and what did he do? Ruined the whole theme! Bad! Bad! Brian...

Artfldgr said...

Yesterday we were common lumberjacks, today not so much...

Artfldgr said...

Do you get the feeling someones watching us?

Artfldgr said...

I know dad, i know, time to move out of the basement and get a job...

Artfldgr said...

Now that Nancy isn't speaker of the house anymore the male part of the Democratic party can relax and let Barney set the theme for the weekly budget meetings...

Artfldgr said...

At Timberline we take R&D seriously...

Artfldgr said...

Rocky Horror Picture Show, the lost footage...

Artfldgr said...

Everyone told Rodger Daltry that his staring in a back story revival of Tommy featuring "Uncle Ernie at a lumberjack camp" was a mistake...

Artfldgr said...

Let me be the first to notice that Canadian rock music has changed over the years, not necessarily for the better.

Artfldgr said...

See the cultural damage done to a small Siberian family when a shipment originally destined for the Ozarks arrives by mistake.

[what movies will be like in the future if things keep going]

Artfldgr said...

It wasn't until the ratings reports came out that the producers of Glee learned that the new writer from Wyoming just had to go...

Artfldgr said...

In a small sleepy shack in West Virginia freedom was born again!

Artfldgr said...

Da one dats dressed in the wrong coller has to be the girl, dems the rules, dems the rules, said Shiloh as he scratched his balls and jumped about...



[Sick comedy writer available for parties, weddings, bar/bat mitzvahs, and the occasionally writing contract (in English of course)...]

Artfldgr said...

Hollywoods Re-imagineering the Justice League didn't turn out as well as Stan Lee hoped it would

Artfldgr said...

I made a promise, Mr Frodo. A promise. "Don't you leave him Samwise Gamgee." And I don't mean to. I don't mean to... At least I thought so before I saw this "fellowship" you were talking about.

Artfldgr said...

Nine companions. So be it. You shall be the fellowship of the ring.

Artfldgr said...

After Charlie started to sing
"One banana
two banana
three banana
four
five bananas make a bunch and so do many more!
Whee!!!"
The guys wondered if there was going to be any more ice fishing trips...

Artfldgr said...

"White Anglo Saxon hetero normative" my hill billy ass Pete exclaimed while telling the rest of the guys about his altercation with a goth chick at the Winn Dixie on the way over...

Artfldgr said...

Awe hell, here we are all comfortable for the sex in the city marathon and I forgot the butter...







For the popcorn of course!

Artfldgr said...

Barry couldn't help but sulk on the bed when he lost the last round of truth or dare

Artfldgr said...

I told you strip poker aint no fun without the wimmin...

Artfldgr said...

Everyone but Bobby froze in horror and started off when Bill on the bed let one rip

Artfldgr said...

Everyone but Bobby froze in horror and stared off when Bill on the bed let one rip

[sorry... feel free to correct em!]

Artfldgr said...

Everyone froze as George bowed his head and told them what he did to them when they were sleeping...

Rodney Dill said...

"Think its safe to hide here until Palin runs out of gas?"

Rodney Dill said...

This one time at band camp....

Rodney Dill said...

While not keeping busy by clinging to their guns and religion the group practiced their rendition of "Oklahoma"

Rodney Dill said...

The Obama Administration makes use of Dick Cheney's former undisclosed bunker location.

Rodney Dill said...

The Baracky Horror Picture Show

Rodney Dill said...

TSA agent training camp

Anonymous said...

Somehow the Key West Gay Community Theatre production of Stalag 17 just wasn't convincing.

Vinney

Mr. Hankey said...

Super-Hero Summer Camp

Spin said...

"You told me that Robin Sparkle would be here

Kaptain Krude said...

I see the New Kids on the Block reunion turned out the way I thought it would.