Tuesday, November 23, 2010

Two Butt Pirates and a Git-box

1. John Gayer strums "Your Butt is a Wonderland."

2.OK, I admit. Having a twink sit on my bed and play Jon Mayer songs in his boxer shorts would be kind of sweet, actually.

3. "I want to write a tender ballad to celebrate the beauty and wonder that is our love. What rhymes with 'fisting?'"

4. "That was the best TSA search ever!"

5. "Don't fall asleep now, Ricky. What if Army of Mom comes back and wants another round?"

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
The pron site 'Mike's Apartment' never quite recovered from Mike's unexpected bi-curious phase. Mike never did either, but he's taking 2 dozen pills a day trying.

Best of dadoctah
E! True Hollywood Story: Justin Bieber.

Best of DaveP.
From the official video for Jeff Stryker's crossover CW hit, "Pop You in the Pooper".

Best of Submariner
Looks like Todd has already strummed Tommy's G string.

Best of prince of leaves
Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy share a tender rapprochement in Ang Lee's "Deathly Hallows"

22 comments:

Rodney Dill said...

Ride, I used to hump my horse and ride I had a sex gun at my side I was so handsome, most men cried And I got shot but never died

Carpe Phlogiston said...

The pron site 'Mike's Apartment' never quite recovered from Mike's unexpected bi-curious phase. Mike never did either, but he's taking 2 dozen pills a day trying.

-OR-

Geoffrey liked to think of himself as the Canadian Mountie of San Francisco. He always gets his man.

-OR-

Bad Idea #139487
Eduardo lovingly stroked the guitar's long hard neck as a crazy idea began to form. Later that evening, the emergency room proctologist had a great story for the office christmas party handed to him on a silver gurney.

-OR-

They say nothing makes a top with erectile dysfunction more self-conscious than the stout neck of a guitar.

dadoctah said...

E! True Hollywood Story: Justin Bieber.

dadoctah said...

And they whirl and they twirl and they tango
Singing and jinging a jango
Floating like the heavens above
Looks like Muskrat Love

DaveP. said...

From the official video for Jeff Stryker's crossover CW hit, "Pop You in the Pooper".

curly said...

♪ Please touch my junk, dude…please touch touch my junk. ♫

Submariner said...

ORA?

♪ I gave my love a cherry that had no stone...♪

Anonymous said...

After an evening of barebacking it, young Liberace always had time for some music.

Vinney

Anonymous said...

"The answer my friend is blowing in the wind,
The answer is blowing in the wind."

Vinney

Anonymous said...

Looks like Todd has already seen Tommy's G string.

Vinney

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Submariner said...

Looks like Todd has already strummed Tommy's G string.


TIFIFY Vinney

prince of leaves said...

Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy share a tender rapprochement in Ang Lee's "Deathly Hallows"

blue said...

Damn, where has the guitar been???

Mr. Hankey said...

"Just singing those "My butt hurts so bad" blues..."

dadoctah said...

Terrence sleeps so much better since Phillip gave up the bagpipes.

sonicfrog said...

ORA On Multiple Levels: After a night of lights-out sex, Bjorn Lomborg's boyfriend tests the limits of their relationship by playing the Melissa Etheridge song "I Need To Wake Up".

molson said...

Man on man action not ghey enough for you? Try a post-coital ballad.

Submariner said...

OOSA*

♪ My girl Bill; can't help talkin' 'bout the way I feel about my girl; my girl Bill. ♪


*Obscure Old Song Alert

Submariner said...

Bitte, baby...

Kaptain Krude said...

Ang Lee's remake of "Pancho and Lefty" was pretty much what you would expect.