1. John Gayer strums "Your Butt is a Wonderland."
2.OK, I admit. Having a twink sit on my bed and play Jon Mayer songs in his boxer shorts would be kind of sweet, actually.
3. "I want to write a tender ballad to celebrate the beauty and wonder that is our love. What rhymes with 'fisting?'"
4. "That was the best TSA search ever!"
5. "Don't fall asleep now, Ricky. What if Army of Mom comes back and wants another round?"
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The pron site 'Mike's Apartment' never quite recovered from Mike's unexpected bi-curious phase. Mike never did either, but he's taking 2 dozen pills a day trying.
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E! True Hollywood Story: Justin Bieber.
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From the official video for Jeff Stryker's crossover CW hit, "Pop You in the Pooper".
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Looks like Todd has already strummed Tommy's G string.
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Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy share a tender rapprochement in Ang Lee's "Deathly Hallows"