Tuesday, November 16, 2010

Twink Fight!


1. "It happens to be a huge honor to be the centerpiece of the Folsom Street Easter Parade. Now, stop struggling and let me crucify you."

2. "Two Twinks Enter! One Twink Leaves! Two Twinks Enter! One Twink Leaves!"

3. "Could you guys be a little less vanilla? Maybe make like those two soccer players? This is the Abercrombie and Fitch catalog, not Target."

4. "Aw... c'mon... dude... share... your... ludes..." The fight was slow, languorous and not all that intense.

5. "Janeway!... New Kirk!... Janeway!... New Kirk!" Fights over which star fleet captain was the most fabulous could get downright catty.

Best of Vinney
"You know Seigfried, we should work some big cats into the act."

Best of sonicfrog
In the Ang Lee remake of "Top Gun", Goose and Maverick share a closer relationship than before... Much Closer!

Best of metalgarth
The new Mortal Kombat game sold exactly 3 copies: 1 to George Takei, 1 to Ang Lee, and 1 one to Army of Mom

Best of Mr. Hankey
The TSA is placating to progressives by having Abercrombie models do any further airport pat-downs.

Best of Banana Republican
This is why home improvement projects never get done on time at Army of Mom's house.

11 comments:

nose said...

THUPERDOME!

Anonymous said...

"You know Seigfried, we should work some big cats into the act."

Vinney

Anonymous said...

"No Todd. Put your money away. I'm paying for the Judy Garland tickets."

Vinney

sonicfrog said...

In the Ang Lee remake of "Top Gun", Goose and Maverick share a closer relationship than before... Much Closer!

molson said...

Keep it up and someone is going to put their brown eye out.

metalgarth said...

The new Mortal Kombat game sold exactly 3 copies: 1 to George Takei, 1 to Ang Lee, and 1 one to Army of Mom

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Televised GWWWF (Ghey World Wriggling Weakling Federation) events didn't attract many ghey viewers until No Holds Barred Jello and Mud Wriggling were added to the venue.

-OR-

Today's Ghey Army is experimenting with a whole new type of physical therapy to deal with post traumatic stress disorder victims of boot camp.

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A thoroughly disgusted Dub spots a fat roll bulging over the belt loops and quickly emails VtheK asking that he start using Photoshop.

WordVerify: elistr - a celebrity who's really jumped the shark

Mr. Hankey said...

The TSA is placating to progressives by having Abercrombie models do any further airport pat-downs.

prince of leaves said...

The wrestle-pr0n video shoot at the construction site was going great, until Kyle accidentally impaled Tyler on some exposed rebar.

americanelephant said...

First to bring you pre-faded and "destroyed" jeans -- for the ultimate "lived-in" look, Abercrombie & Fitch is proud to present our new pee-stained low-rise. Only $129.95.

Banana Republican said...

This is why home improvement projects never get done on time at Army of Mom's house.