Monday, November 22, 2010

TSA's Newest Employee

17 comments:

Rodney Dill said...

"C'mon please let me pat her down."

Rodney Dill said...

"Yep, she's cigar worthy."

blue said...

I see London, I see France, I see...

jj said...

Former President Clinton is on a suicide watch at an undisclosed hospital when it is reported that Janet Napolotano, Janet Reno, Helen Thomas and his wife Hilary all walked through an airport scanner to demonstrate its effectiveness. Unnamed sources report that the former president keeps calling out for bleach...developing..

Submariner said...

What in name of Gaia is that skinny skank doing walking through MY scanner?

Anonymous said...

"Fred, I think she needs a presidential pardon."

Vinney

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Bill, I'm sensing a motivational gap. How's about if I say the screener who directs the most MILFs and teens to the cop-a-feel rooms gets a bonus?

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The TSA realized morale was an issue. Randomly sending a herd of cows from Hooters through the line was about the only way to keep the screeners alert.

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Oh yeah, that's one. Good eye... twinkies always wrap wire around their teabags hoping to be frisked. Just wave him through.

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LAX (Los Angeles) Airport
fake... fake... fake... fake... fake... REAL!... fake... fake... fake... fake... fake... fake... fake... fake... fake... fake... fake... fake... fake... fake... fake... REAL!... fake... fake... fake... fake...

Jack Reacher said...

"Look at this news article; North Korea has attacked an island in the south. Looks like we're going to have to get tough and send Carter and Albright back in. Maybe throw in Jesse Jackson, just so they know we're serious."

Rodney Dill said...

Standing: "OK, What's that?"
Bill: "Fried peanut butter 'nana sandwich."
Standing: "No, that's a wallet."
Standing: "OK, What's that?"
Bill: ""Fried peanut butter 'nana sandwich."
Standing: "No, that's a iPod."
Standing: "OK, What's that?"
Bill: ""Fried peanut butter 'nana sandwich."
Standing: "No, that's a car keys, but I think I see the problem."

molson said...

Nope that one is not nearly big enough.

Submariner said...

HO-LY.KEE-RAP! Wouold ya look at this?
Dub complemented a fat chick on Cap This!

Submariner said...

Where the heck do ya think Sully puts THAT thing?

Submariner said...
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Submariner said...

Uh, Bill?
We NEVER refer to the 'ladies' going through the full body scanner as "Holsteins, Gurnseys, or Brahmas;" at least not until they're well out of earshot...

Kaptain Krude said...

"Boy, that Cartman sure is a hoot, ain't he?"

Submariner said...

Yeah; that's a picture of Hill from our college days. What in THE HELL did I ever see in THAT bi-yotch?

Submariner said...

Then she says to me; "Wanna see sumpin' REALLY scary, Bubba?" as she slowly pulls her panties down...