Thursday, November 18, 2010

Three Sum



Best of Whacko
That reminds me - I need to pick up a six-pack on the way home.

Best of Jack Reacher
Thanks for the mammaries.

Best of Steve O
Suddenly, I'm worried about inflation.

Best of Army of Dad
Damn, where is a trampoline when you need one?

Best of Oiao
And the mistery was finally solved concerning all the missing crome from the trailer hitches at Lake Hummer.

Threadwinner: Army of Mom
I can't believe Sesame Street brought out this trio to demonstrate triangles after the Katy Perry fiasco.

Best of Artfldgr
And lo to preserve their personhood we will not look at them no matter how raunchy they dress. Out of respect demanded by their leaders will forbear using such stricken terms as bosoms, bozangas, melons, puppies, hooters, honkers, bumpers, balloons, headlights, zeppelins, missiles, mangoes, bodacious ta ta's, glass cutters, watermelons,baby feeders,cup cakes, dairy pillows, hood ornaments, rib bumpers,wahwahs, soombas, torpedoes, milk jugs, knockers, and flapdoodles. We thank you for your respect and kindness in this matter...

41 comments:

blue said...

the tour ship just left - but you can still go motor boating

Carpe Plogiston said...

Save the Ladyboys Fund
Did you know all it takes is just two breast reductions to help dozens of underdeveloped ladyboys? We'll mail you photos and letters from the grateful lads you sponsor so you can share in the joy as they blossom. Holiday lingerie gifts help remind them you care!

-OR-

Capt. Kangaroo: I said I wanted you to buy three cows.
Mr. Greenjeans: Yeah, so?

Mr. Hankey said...

ALWAYS MAKE SURE THAT YOU HAVE PROPER FLOATATION DEVICES FOR EACH PERSON ON BOARD THE BOAT, AND THAT THEY ARE COAST GUARD APPROVED.

Anonymous said...

There's a "Putin holding 'puppies'" joke in here somewhere.





wv: derties "why yes, my thoughts about this picture are derties

jj said...

When excerpts from the TSA training film, "How to Differentiate Between Body-Pat-Down and Scanner" were leaked, job applications spiked to an all time high.

Whacko said...

That reminds me - I need to pick up a six-pack on the way home.

Jack Reacher said...

Thanks for the mammaries.

Steve O said...

Suddenly, I'm worried about inflation.

Dactyl said...

Hey, here comes that Dub guy. We should totally kick his ass.

dadoctah said...

I must be part sea lion. I look at this picture and all I want to do is honk out a jaunty circus tune.

WPDunn71901 said...

wannabe AOMs

blue said...

these six all failed the pencil test

Army of Dad said...

Look its a blonde sandwich.

Army of Dad said...

Time to go diving...

Army of Dad said...

Damn, where is a trampoline when you need one?

Mr. Hankey said...

Now THIS is how to sell 3D

dub said...

Yet another unfortunate example of young women suffering from Tittiesdoo Syndrome, where their guts stick out father than their Tittiesdoo.

Spin said...

Three Sum = about 128, 134 on a cool day


wv - neeranab

Oiao said...

And the mistery was finally solved concerning all the missing crome from the trailer hitches at Lake Hummer.

Army of Mom said...

Trust me ladies, I'm a surgeon and I do mobile breast exams.

Army of Mom said...

Oddly enough, I found all three of those bikinis in the back of Army of Dad's car. Isn't that sweet, he was bringing me home souvenirs.

Army of Mom said...

I'm sorry. Was I supposed to be capping? I found myself lost in there, uh, eyes. Yeah. Eyes.

Army of Mom said...

I can't believe Sesame Street brought out this trio to demonstrate triangles after the Katy Perry fiasco.

However, Sesame Street's ratings among the 18-95 male demographic skyrocketed.

Army of Mom said...

Now serving No. 236.

Sluttiness is so much easier with the Deli Counter Customer Number Dispenser. It even comes with a condom attached to the number.

What will they think of next?

Army of Mom said...

Oddly enough, I have a pair of these, too.

Oiao said...

@ Army of Mom

Three pair beats one pair. You should fold.

Semper Fi.

Anonymous said...

What color are their eyes?

Army of Dad said...

Oiao, does that mean I should go all in?

Oiao said...

@ Army of Dad.

That's between you and Army of Mom. LOL!

Artfldgr said...

And lo to preserve their personhood we will not look at them no matter how raunchy they dress. Out of respect demanded by their leaders will forbear using such stricken terms as bosoms, bozangas, melons, puppies, hooters, honkers, bumpers, balloons, headlights, zeppelins, missiles, mangoes, bodacious ta ta's, glass cutters, watermelons,baby feeders,cup cakes, dairy pillows, hood ornaments, rib bumpers,wahwahs, soombas, torpedoes, milk jugs, knockers, and flapdoodles. We thank you for your respect and kindness in this matter...

Artfldgr said...

C'mon, admit it, you love us for our minds...

Artfldgr said...

Gather ye rosebuds while thee may...

Artfldgr said...

One of these things is not like the others, one of these things just doesn't belong, can you tell me which thing is not like the other, before i finish my song?

Artfldgr said...

Thanks to Jim's Photo shop skills and some clever crops, no one will ever know about when he booked his vacation the same weekend as the Lili Elbe convention celebrating 80 years of transgendered surgery

Artfldgr said...

Back of postcard photo reads:

Dear Dave,
When you said you wouldn't share me with anyone else, I knew I had to say goodbye. I am sorry Dave. Sandra and KiKi were looking forward to meeting you and spending some getting to know you better. But after those words, we realized that it would never work out.

Best of luck!
Sarah

Artfldgr said...

Aldihasdah alksdoa erowe!

It worked!!! it worked!!! the freaking spell worked!!!!

Artfldgr said...

Judge I would like to enter this photograph as exhibit F for the prosecution of Cynthia Murry for murder of her husband Paul Murry when on their honeymoon June of last year.

Artfldgr said...

Now that you just came off that boat to American Samoa, Homeland security says I have to search you. I am with the TSA and you can either let me search you, or my partner Helga can search you. We need to check those smuggle bunnies out right away, failure to comply with myself or Helga will lead up to a fine of $11,000 or imprisonment where Helga has to search you anyway. Who will be first ladies?

Artfldgr said...

After hours of searching Poindexter Peanuts found the source of the random vicious tremors afflicting the islands people suddenly

Artfldgr said...

Badges? We don't need no stinking badges, we got's guns...

Merovign said...

I'd like to introduce you to Lula, Lacy, Mary, Melissa, Carly and Cassie.

And, of course, the girls who hump them around, Laura, Mandy, and Christie.