Best of Whacko
That reminds me - I need to pick up a six-pack on the way home.
Best of Jack Reacher
Thanks for the mammaries.
Best of Steve O
Suddenly, I'm worried about inflation.
Best of Army of Dad
Damn, where is a trampoline when you need one?
Best of Oiao
And the mistery was finally solved concerning all the missing crome from the trailer hitches at Lake Hummer.
Threadwinner: Army of Mom
I can't believe Sesame Street brought out this trio to demonstrate triangles after the Katy Perry fiasco.
Best of Artfldgr
And lo to preserve their personhood we will not look at them no matter how raunchy they dress. Out of respect demanded by their leaders will forbear using such stricken terms as bosoms, bozangas, melons, puppies, hooters, honkers, bumpers, balloons, headlights, zeppelins, missiles, mangoes, bodacious ta ta's, glass cutters, watermelons,baby feeders,cup cakes, dairy pillows, hood ornaments, rib bumpers,wahwahs, soombas, torpedoes, milk jugs, knockers, and flapdoodles. We thank you for your respect and kindness in this matter...
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the tour ship just left - but you can still go motor boating
Save the Ladyboys Fund
Did you know all it takes is just two breast reductions to help dozens of underdeveloped ladyboys? We'll mail you photos and letters from the grateful lads you sponsor so you can share in the joy as they blossom. Holiday lingerie gifts help remind them you care!
-OR-
Capt. Kangaroo: I said I wanted you to buy three cows.
Mr. Greenjeans: Yeah, so?
ALWAYS MAKE SURE THAT YOU HAVE PROPER FLOATATION DEVICES FOR EACH PERSON ON BOARD THE BOAT, AND THAT THEY ARE COAST GUARD APPROVED.
There's a "Putin holding 'puppies'" joke in here somewhere.
wv: derties "why yes, my thoughts about this picture are derties
When excerpts from the TSA training film, "How to Differentiate Between Body-Pat-Down and Scanner" were leaked, job applications spiked to an all time high.
That reminds me - I need to pick up a six-pack on the way home.
Thanks for the mammaries.
Suddenly, I'm worried about inflation.
Hey, here comes that Dub guy. We should totally kick his ass.
I must be part sea lion. I look at this picture and all I want to do is honk out a jaunty circus tune.
wannabe AOMs
these six all failed the pencil test
Look its a blonde sandwich.
Time to go diving...
Damn, where is a trampoline when you need one?
Now THIS is how to sell 3D
Yet another unfortunate example of young women suffering from Tittiesdoo Syndrome, where their guts stick out father than their Tittiesdoo.
Three Sum = about 128, 134 on a cool day
wv - neeranab
And the mistery was finally solved concerning all the missing crome from the trailer hitches at Lake Hummer.
Trust me ladies, I'm a surgeon and I do mobile breast exams.
Oddly enough, I found all three of those bikinis in the back of Army of Dad's car. Isn't that sweet, he was bringing me home souvenirs.
I'm sorry. Was I supposed to be capping? I found myself lost in there, uh, eyes. Yeah. Eyes.
I can't believe Sesame Street brought out this trio to demonstrate triangles after the Katy Perry fiasco.
However, Sesame Street's ratings among the 18-95 male demographic skyrocketed.
Now serving No. 236.
Sluttiness is so much easier with the Deli Counter Customer Number Dispenser. It even comes with a condom attached to the number.
What will they think of next?
Oddly enough, I have a pair of these, too.
@ Army of Mom
Three pair beats one pair. You should fold.
Semper Fi.
What color are their eyes?
Oiao, does that mean I should go all in?
@ Army of Dad.
That's between you and Army of Mom. LOL!
And lo to preserve their personhood we will not look at them no matter how raunchy they dress. Out of respect demanded by their leaders will forbear using such stricken terms as bosoms, bozangas, melons, puppies, hooters, honkers, bumpers, balloons, headlights, zeppelins, missiles, mangoes, bodacious ta ta's, glass cutters, watermelons,baby feeders,cup cakes, dairy pillows, hood ornaments, rib bumpers,wahwahs, soombas, torpedoes, milk jugs, knockers, and flapdoodles. We thank you for your respect and kindness in this matter...
C'mon, admit it, you love us for our minds...
Gather ye rosebuds while thee may...
One of these things is not like the others, one of these things just doesn't belong, can you tell me which thing is not like the other, before i finish my song?
Thanks to Jim's Photo shop skills and some clever crops, no one will ever know about when he booked his vacation the same weekend as the Lili Elbe convention celebrating 80 years of transgendered surgery
Back of postcard photo reads:
Dear Dave,
When you said you wouldn't share me with anyone else, I knew I had to say goodbye. I am sorry Dave. Sandra and KiKi were looking forward to meeting you and spending some getting to know you better. But after those words, we realized that it would never work out.
Best of luck!
Sarah
Aldihasdah alksdoa erowe!
It worked!!! it worked!!! the freaking spell worked!!!!
Judge I would like to enter this photograph as exhibit F for the prosecution of Cynthia Murry for murder of her husband Paul Murry when on their honeymoon June of last year.
Now that you just came off that boat to American Samoa, Homeland security says I have to search you. I am with the TSA and you can either let me search you, or my partner Helga can search you. We need to check those smuggle bunnies out right away, failure to comply with myself or Helga will lead up to a fine of $11,000 or imprisonment where Helga has to search you anyway. Who will be first ladies?
After hours of searching Poindexter Peanuts found the source of the random vicious tremors afflicting the islands people suddenly
Badges? We don't need no stinking badges, we got's guns...
I'd like to introduce you to Lula, Lacy, Mary, Melissa, Carly and Cassie.
And, of course, the girls who hump them around, Laura, Mandy, and Christie.
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