1. "Stop staring at my crotch, mom. You're embarrassing me."
2. "The Gillette Fusion does wonders for my bikini zone."
3. "Mom, do you ever feel... not so fresh?"
4. "Hey! Those are MY White F--- me boots!"
5. "One more comment about my belly roll, Mrs. dub, and this baton is going right up your nose."
Best of Double the U
Tuck it in and hold just like this... good "girl"
Best of metalgarth
WORST. SETUP. FOR. GIRL-ON-GIRL. ACTION. EVER.
Best of Dactyl
"And it was about this long, and kinda sticking up straight like this.." Cindy described the email she got from Brett Favre.
Best of Submariner
You. Me. A bar of Dove. My red jelly pleasurizer. The Showers. Maybe the rest of the girls will join in?
Best of Artfldgr
Mom! You know i hate it when you watch me practice my pelvic thrusts for Rocky Horror weekends... where was i? oh yeah... its just a jump to the left... then a step to the right, with your hand on your hips, you bend your knees in tight, its the pelvic - MOM! your watching again!
Best of blue
Honey, you'll never get Ray Bradbury's attention if you keep you knees shut like that
Best of prince of leaves
"Honey, you really need to get some sun. Just look at that - you're so white you're casting an anti-shadow on the grass!"
Best of dadoctah
Marcy is stunned yet supportive; she didn't know Peppermint Patty even *had* any school spirit.
Best of Merovign
"No, Mom, knees together *like this*. Now I know why I was born while you were still in high school."
Best of Kaptain Krude
Now we know where the *very* white wimmen is at.