Saturday, November 27, 2010

They Put a Little Helmet on it!

Fred

1. The only mystery is why he *isn't* wearing maize and blue.

2. Number 23 would later die tragically when he was spiked in the End Zone.

3. Number 81 backs off after noting that Number 23's helmet was at nad height.

4. ORA: "Sha-poopy. Sha-poopy. That girl is hard to get."

5. Forrest Stump.

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Play after play, the opposing team kept falling down laughing as soon as a bunch of high pitched "helium voices" began yelling, "I'm freeee, I'm freeee, throw it to meeeeee!"

Best of dadoctah
After Hermey left Santa's workshop to become a dentist, the door was opened for other elves to explore alternative career paths.

Best of JohnS1959
Bobby always wanted to play for the Fighting Aryans but he came up a little short.

Please let me apologize for that - it has been a long week and I just went for the low hanging fruit...

... oops did it again...

Best of Silhouette
I love playing North Pole HS.

Best of Matt the K
The 'Short Receiver' position was a brief yet failed experiment in the Pop Warner league.

Best of Matt the K
Young Pedro Gonzalez was equally good at the position of Cornerback or Kicking Tee.

Best of Matt the K
Jimmy was even further humiliated when his coach insisted he add a decimal point in front of his number.

Best of Oaio
Ya ever see that rabbit in the Monty Python movie? Well, don't understimate the dwarfs either. Vicious I tell ya!

Best of jj
Jim Schwartz was seen in the press box frantically making phone calls, "Sign him, he can't possibly make the Lions any worse".

Best of Double the U
Hollywood, still out of ideas, tries to revive old sequels with "Honey I Shrunk the High School Football Team."

Best of Dactyl
"Come on baby, let's do the twist..." For Dr. Evil's amusement, Scott and Mini-Me reproduce John Travolta and Uma Thurman's dance scene from 'Pulp Fiction' while wearing football uniforms...On a football field...In the middle of a game...look, did you even see the third Austin Powers movie? IT DOESN'T HAVE TO MAKE SENSE!!!

Best of Dactyl
I didn't know Dennis Kucinich played football in high school.

Best of Kaptain Krude
A rare photo of Hank Hill's father, who constantly berated Hank for playing football "the wussy way, not like how we did it when I was young".

Best of Submariner
ORA: After reviewing the boardroom video, the Packers decided to offer Miles Finch a tryout at MLB.

34 comments:

Carpe Phlogiston said...

The Dwarfs Win!
Play after play, the opposing team kept falling down laughing as soon as a bunch of high pitched "helium voices" began yelling, "I'm freeee, I'm freeee, throw it to meeeeee!"

-OR-

Ernie was wiry but it still took his little legs several hours to cover the length of the field.

-OR-

The little guy was less worried about being tackled than about falling into that big divot near tke 30-yard line.

prince of leaves said...

This year's Superbowl will be preceded by a special exhibition game between the National Football League and the Lullaby League.

Whacko said...

Anyone want to watch a little football?

Whacko said...

Think the football team is small? Wait 'til you see the cheering squad!

dadoctah said...

After Hermey left Santa's workshop to become a dentist, the door was opened for other elves to explore alternative career paths.

JohnS1959 said...

Bobby always wanted to play for the Fighting Aryans but he came up a little short.

Please let me apologize for that - it has been a long week and I just went for the low hanging fruit...

... oops did it again...

Silhouette said...

What, you've never seen a halfback?

Silhouette said...

I love playing North Pole HS.

Matt the K said...

The 'Short Receiver' position was a brief yet failed experiment in the Pop Warner league.

Matt the K said...

Young Pedro Gonzalez was equally good at the position of Cornerback or Kicking Tee.

Matt the K said...

In Russia Midget Football League, ball snaps you.

Matt the K said...

Although they went to different schools, Bobby was nuts over his best friend Joey.

Matt the K said...

"Unsportsmanlike conduct, Ankle-biting, number 23, 15 yard penalty, ball will be set at the seven. 3rd down!"

Matt the K said...

Jimmy was even further humiliated when his coach insisted he add a decimal point in front of his number.

Oaio said...

Ya ever see that rabbit in the Monty Python movie? Well, don't understimate the dwarfs either. Vicious I tell ya!

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Granted, over time, Leroy's addiction had made him the best damned fullback... then halfback... the team had known; but what now? Quarterback? He can barely lift the ball.

-OR-

Cursed by a voodoo priestess for soiling her daughter, Tyrone shuddered and shrank another inch as he reluctantly mumbled her parting words again... "be the football."

-OR-

The Nerf Football League didn't level the playing field so much as it did lower it.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

NFL camera crews now use CGI special effects to render referee flags into anything... hot dogs, roadkill, even tiny animated Obamalama's in football attire.

WordVerify: dervishe - the little fella twisted and spun just like a whirling dervishe(sic)

jj said...

Jim Schwartz was seen in the press box frantically making phone calls, "Sign him, he can't possibly make the Lions any worse".

jj said...

P0rn producer T-Boner Inher was seen signing up the dwarf cheerleaders for his new film, "Dwarf Cheerleaders Going Up".

Double the U said...

Hollywood, still out of ideas, tries to revive old sequels with "Honey I Shrunk the High School Football Team."

Randy Newman said...

"...you have to lift them up just to say hello....

Oiao said...

Things changed in the NFL when Willie Wonka became a team owner.

Submariner said...

LKCTT*

Obamala first took on "the rampaging economy" in High School which resulted in life-long anti-Amerikkka sentiments...



* Little Known Cap This! Trivia

Submariner said...

After the game, Billy was informed that "some broad named Napolitano" had called with an offer for the position of White House mini-me sidekick to an evil dictator.

Dactyl said...

The Lions' defense was so good that it eventually earned the nickname "yellow brick wall."

Dactyl said...

"Come on baby, let's do the twist..." For Dr. Evil's amusement, Scott and Mini-Me reproduce John Travolta and Uma Thurman's dance scene from 'Pulp Fiction' while wearing football uniforms...On a football field...In the middle of a game...look, did you even see the third Austin Powers movie? IT DOESN'T HAVE TO MAKE SENSE!!!

Dactyl said...

I didn't know Dennis Kucinich played football in high school.

Anonymous said...

It's fourth and inches.

Vinney

Kaptain Krude said...

A rare photo of Hank Hill's father, who constantly berated Hank for playing football "the wussy way, not like how we did it when I was young".

dadoctah said...

Think the football team is small? Wait 'til you see the cheering squad!

I'm gonna pretend I didn't hear that....

http://nsfw.tikitumble.com/2009/10/nsfw-nude-midget-with-ak-47/

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Dadoctah, is this the team mascot or a close-up of her pussy?

blue said...

"Ok Bub, off comes your f*cking head!"

Mr. Hankey said...

Don't yuo hate it when the mascots come on the field?

Submariner said...

ORA:

After reviewing the boardroom video, the Packers decided to offer Miles Finch a tryout at MLB.