Sunday, November 21, 2010

Sunday Whatever

Al


Best of Passionate Conservative
Bitch, gimme that bouquet or you get this shiv right in your belly!

Best of prince of leaves
If you think that's creepy, you should have seen the anatomically-correct groom's cake.

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Except for brother Willie - fresh from doing a dime in the state pen - all the guests politely declined to eat the bride.

Best of Kaptain Krude
The "Bitch stole my fish" guy was forever scarred by white girls.

Best of Rodney Dill
Vahry rahsonable fahr a cahk of that mahgnitude.
(ORA)

Best of Army of Dad
Leroy thought the cake was only appropriate as he had to roll her in flour the first time they met.

Best of Mr, Hankey
Julie was dismayed when her 10 year old brother kept yelling "I get a t*tt*e!!"

Best of dadoctah
Where da white cake at?

Best of VInney
I'll have a slice of booty.

24 comments:

Passionate Conservative said...

Bitch, gimme that bouquet or you get this shiv right in your belly!

Passionate Conservative said...

Is it real, or is it Memorex?

prince of leaves said...

Taylor and Monica were pleased (if a little unsettled) by the all-inclusive wedding reception service provided by Mme. Tussaud's new banquet room.

prince of leaves said...

If you think that's creepy, you should have seen the anatomically-correct groom's cake.

prince of leaves said...

The wedding guests would later bring a class-action emotional damage lawsuit against the baker for changing it from a chocolate to red velvet cake as a sick joke.

prince of leaves said...

After one too many glasses of champagne, Taylor swatted the bouquet out of his way and stuffed cake in his own face.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Cannibals have quaint wedding rituals, don't they?

-OR-

Only during the honeymoon did Taneesha discover that Tyrone couldn't get turned on unless she sat on every meal while he ate.

-OR-

Except for brother Willie - fresh from doing a dime in the state pen - all the guests politely declined to eat the bride.

-OR-

The caterer replies, "Oh, one of those tiny figurines? Well, you should have been clearer when you asked for a model of the bride sitting atop the cake!"
(One of Candid Camera's best practical jokes ever.)

Kaptain Krude said...

The "Bitch stole my fish" guy was forever scarred by white girls.

Rodney Dill said...

Groom: "I hope she doesn't check the back and find I've already 'popped' the cake."

Rodney Dill said...

Vahry rahsonable fahr a cahk of that mahgnitude.
(ORA)

Army of Dad said...

"Eat me"

Army of Dad said...

His thought bubble: Time to dig in!

Her thought bubble: Why my hips be dat fat?

Army of Dad said...

The bride and groom are registered at Food.com.

Army of Dad said...

Leroy thought the cake was only appropriate as he had to roll her in flour the first time they met.

Army of Dad said...

ok someone had to actually say it.

Looks like Leroy like to have his cate and eat her too.

Mr. Hankey said...

With some trepidation, Julie was worried that her new husband would find out that the cream filling had already been licked out by the groomsmen.

molson said...

That is one big ass on a cake. Oh no Baby. I meant that is one big ass cake.

Rodney Dill said...

Carlo's Bakery announces its new TV show, "Cake Hoss"

Mr. Hankey said...

Which part to they keep in the freezer for next year?

Mr, Hankey said...

Julie was dismayed when her 10 year old brother kept yelling "I get a t*tt*e!!"

dadoctah said...

Where da white cake at?

jj said...

LeRoy, being diabetic for over twenty years, wondered why his soon to be wife Teenesha took out a one million dollar life insurance policy on him. It all made sense when he saw all of that icing...

Anonymous said...

I'll have a slice of booty.

Vinney

Chronos the Wonder Pig said...

Hubby: "Damn, I can have my cake & eat it too!!!"