Best of Passionate Conservative
Bitch, gimme that bouquet or you get this shiv right in your belly!
Best of prince of leaves
If you think that's creepy, you should have seen the anatomically-correct groom's cake.
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Except for brother Willie - fresh from doing a dime in the state pen - all the guests politely declined to eat the bride.
Best of Kaptain Krude
The "Bitch stole my fish" guy was forever scarred by white girls.
Best of Rodney Dill
Vahry rahsonable fahr a cahk of that mahgnitude.
Best of Army of Dad
Leroy thought the cake was only appropriate as he had to roll her in flour the first time they met.
Best of Mr, Hankey
Julie was dismayed when her 10 year old brother kept yelling "I get a t*tt*e!!"
Best of dadoctah
Where da white cake at?
Best of VInney
I'll have a slice of booty.