Sunday, November 07, 2010

Sunday Cheerleaders in Freefall

Fred Miranda


Best of blue
OK, now pull the rip cords - uuuhh?? OH, OH

Best of dadoctah
En route to the Nationals, the squad takes advantage of the opportunity to unload some of its dead wood.

Best of prince of leaves
A bit belatedly, Gawker finally dredges up photographic proof of Christine O'Donnell's brief flirtation with witchcraft.

Best of Merovign
How come the UFOs I see never look like that? AND I never have my camera.

Best of dub
The demonstration was beautiful, but the whistling noise was a bit distracting.

Best of Spin
Tampon© frees up your day.

Best of Dr. Doom
How to tell if the male cheerleaders have been doping...

Threadwinner: Whacko
"Harry Potter and the State University Cheerleaders" coming soon to a theater near you.

Best of Oiao
Aim for that Majorette!!!!

Best of jj
Tryouts for the Lions' cheerleading squad took a disastrous turn when the participants realized that, unlike the Lions, they have to actually do something on the field.

Best of Army of Dad
The Blonde Knights skydiving team usually forgets something...

29 comments:

blue said...

OK, now pull the rip cords - uuuhh?? OH, OH

dadoctah said...

En route to the Nationals, the squad takes advantage of the opportunity to unload some of its dead wood.

prince of leaves said...

A bit belatedly, Gawker finally dredges up photographic proof of Christine O'Donnell's brief flirtation with witchcraft.

prince of leaves said...

Where will YOU be when antigravity kicks in?

Merovign said...

How come the UFOs I see never look like that? AND I never have my camera.

Merovign said...

The new portable recon drones are heavier than the old ones, but for some reason they are preferred by most soldiers.

dub said...

The demonstration was beautiful, but the whistling noise was a bit distracting.

Oiao said...

Then it occured to them that its not the fall that kills you, its the sudden stop and the end of the ride.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

At the inquest, the Cirque du Soleil staff said it sounded like such a nifty routine - 3 cannons, 3 blondes all coming together in a beautiful 3-point arrangement above the crowd - that nobody thought to ask "what prevents them from colliding into each other" or "what keeps them from falling into the crowd?"

Spin said...

Tampon© frees up your day.

Dr. Doom said...

How to tell if the male cheerleaders have been doping...

Whacko said...

"Harry Potter and the State University Cheerleaders" coming soon to a theater near you.

Oiao said...

Buffy's last words of encouragement: "Get ready! We are going to so show those South Side Cheerleaders how to 'stick' this landing at terminal velocity! Go Team!"

Oiao said...

The infamous Central High School stunt that proved that Cheerleaders can bleed more than once a month.

(I'm going straight to hell for that one. Aye, I am!)

Oiao said...

Exhibit A: Cheerleaders often fail to comprehend Physics Class lessons, but do learn physics the hard way.

Oiao said...

Aim for that Majorette!!!!

jj said...

Tryouts for the Lions' cheerleading squad took a disastrous turn when the participants realized that, unlike the Lions, they have to actually do something on the field.

jj said...

The Lions may have a better record than the Cowboys, but at least the Cowboys' cheerleaders have sexier uniforms...

Oiao said...

The Liberal Democratic College Cheer Squad's down to earth moment when the Hopiem wore off.

JohnS1959 said...

Recent team woes forced the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders to get creative...

Submariner said...

They laughed when I proposed it, but locking arms with 2 others and power queefing truly DOES turn us into a propeller.

Submariner said...

Oh, look! I can see your house from here, Nutmeg...

Chronos the Wonder Pig said...

when you suggested a 3-way, I thought you meant in private

molson said...

Tri-cheerleader powers unite. Form of a Fed monetary policy.

Army of Dad said...

The Blonde Knights skydiving team usually forgets something...

Oiao said...

They're gonna need more than just absorbent pads with wings when this mess is cleaned up.

Oiao said...

"2, 4, 6, 8, who do we appreciate? The Net Men! The Net Men!

dadoctah said...

A disgruntled Tinkerbell spikes the punch with pixie dust, and the three most popular girls in the senior class float helplessly off into space.

dadoctah said...

"Pink Floyd? Bah! They only had *one* flying pig!"