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OK, now pull the rip cords - uuuhh?? OH, OH
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En route to the Nationals, the squad takes advantage of the opportunity to unload some of its dead wood.
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A bit belatedly, Gawker finally dredges up photographic proof of Christine O'Donnell's brief flirtation with witchcraft.
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How come the UFOs I see never look like that? AND I never have my camera.
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The demonstration was beautiful, but the whistling noise was a bit distracting.
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Tampon© frees up your day.
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How to tell if the male cheerleaders have been doping...
Threadwinner: Whacko
"Harry Potter and the State University Cheerleaders" coming soon to a theater near you.
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Aim for that Majorette!!!!
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Tryouts for the Lions' cheerleading squad took a disastrous turn when the participants realized that, unlike the Lions, they have to actually do something on the field.
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The Blonde Knights skydiving team usually forgets something...
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OK, now pull the rip cords - uuuhh?? OH, OH
En route to the Nationals, the squad takes advantage of the opportunity to unload some of its dead wood.
A bit belatedly, Gawker finally dredges up photographic proof of Christine O'Donnell's brief flirtation with witchcraft.
Where will YOU be when antigravity kicks in?
How come the UFOs I see never look like that? AND I never have my camera.
The new portable recon drones are heavier than the old ones, but for some reason they are preferred by most soldiers.
The demonstration was beautiful, but the whistling noise was a bit distracting.
Then it occured to them that its not the fall that kills you, its the sudden stop and the end of the ride.
At the inquest, the Cirque du Soleil staff said it sounded like such a nifty routine - 3 cannons, 3 blondes all coming together in a beautiful 3-point arrangement above the crowd - that nobody thought to ask "what prevents them from colliding into each other" or "what keeps them from falling into the crowd?"
Tampon© frees up your day.
How to tell if the male cheerleaders have been doping...
"Harry Potter and the State University Cheerleaders" coming soon to a theater near you.
Buffy's last words of encouragement: "Get ready! We are going to so show those South Side Cheerleaders how to 'stick' this landing at terminal velocity! Go Team!"
The infamous Central High School stunt that proved that Cheerleaders can bleed more than once a month.
(I'm going straight to hell for that one. Aye, I am!)
Exhibit A: Cheerleaders often fail to comprehend Physics Class lessons, but do learn physics the hard way.
Aim for that Majorette!!!!
Tryouts for the Lions' cheerleading squad took a disastrous turn when the participants realized that, unlike the Lions, they have to actually do something on the field.
The Lions may have a better record than the Cowboys, but at least the Cowboys' cheerleaders have sexier uniforms...
The Liberal Democratic College Cheer Squad's down to earth moment when the Hopiem wore off.
Recent team woes forced the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders to get creative...
They laughed when I proposed it, but locking arms with 2 others and power queefing truly DOES turn us into a propeller.
Oh, look! I can see your house from here, Nutmeg...
when you suggested a 3-way, I thought you meant in private
Tri-cheerleader powers unite. Form of a Fed monetary policy.
The Blonde Knights skydiving team usually forgets something...
They're gonna need more than just absorbent pads with wings when this mess is cleaned up.
"2, 4, 6, 8, who do we appreciate? The Net Men! The Net Men!
A disgruntled Tinkerbell spikes the punch with pixie dust, and the three most popular girls in the senior class float helplessly off into space.
"Pink Floyd? Bah! They only had *one* flying pig!"
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