Tuesday, November 09, 2010

Still Way More Butch than Justin Bieber


1. "Let the boys listen to Lady Ga Ga, you said. What possible harm could come of it," you said.

2. "Princess Ariel? Dammit, Timmy, that wasn't the costume we agreed on."

3. "First off, Mr. Bieber would like to thank all of you groupies for turning out..."

4. Hooters did a lot of market research before opening its Castro Street location.

5. "I warned you not to let them play league soccer. I WARNED you!"

Best of JohnS1959
I'll take Epic Parenting Fails for $200, Alex

Best of blue
The one post-op explains to the 5 pre-ops what the next step really is

Best of molson
Put your hands together for your Folsom Street cheer squad for 2011.

Best of Submariner
The Fighting Aryans? Not so much...

Best of dadoctah
I don't know what kind of treatment they're using on that lawn, but we should probably keep the kids from going out on it barefoot.

Best of Nose
Barney Frank has a sudden and unexplained urge for chicken wings and beer.

Best of Mr. Hankey
"Come join NAMBLA's happy hour this Saturday night"

15 comments:

JohnS1959 said...

I'll take Epic Parenting Fails for $200, Alex

Anonymous said...

The Key West Hooters was placing a lot of emphasis on their children's menu.

Vinney

blue said...

the one post-op explains to the 5 pre-ops what the next step really is

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Thanks to desegregation, Cindy was bullied by ghetto dwellers at school.
Thanks to her rich parents, Cindy is paid a hefty weekly allowance.
Thanks to protection Cindy hired and dressed up to act as her BFF's, the bullies are in the hospital and will soon be transferred to a charter school in a different district.

-OR-

Sweet Little Clara's Thawtbubble
Phase 1: fed subjects hormone-laced sodas. CHECK!
Phase 2: crossdressing. CHECK!
This sissification science fair project will nail down a psychology scholarship at Berkley, plus it'll teach Billy not to cheat on me with Denise!

molson said...

Put your hands together for your Folsom Street cheer squad for 2011.

Submariner said...

The Fighting Aryans? Not so much...

Oiao said...

That one girl shure must have some pretty good 'dirt' on them. No, wait. I think they are enjoying it!!! Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggg.

Anonymous said...

And the tax payers will be footing the bill for five more procedures
/mutilations.
Thanks ObamaCare

Spin said...

Thawt bubble of center Hooterotte:

I can haz han' bra

dadoctah said...

I don't know what kind of treatment they're using on that lawn, but we should probably keep the kids from going out on it barefoot.

Dr. Doom said...

The future of baseball if Title 9 rules are applied to Little League.

Nose said...

Barney Frank has a sudden and unexplained urge for chicken wings and beer.

Adriane said...

Their sports careers over and their pensions lost to the conversion to the Euro, many an East German ex-Olympian finds work at Hooters...

Submariner said...

Fire Island's basketball team looks, er, pretty typical this year. Another losing season is forcaste.

Mr. Hankey said...

"Come join NAMBLA's happy hour this Saturday night"