1. And the British Team wins the All-Europe Charades Championship. The Category: Lesser Known Star Wars Characters. The Solution: Kit Fisto.
2. "Dude, can't we just buy a new gerbil?"
3. How Andrew Sullivan eats a Reese's.
4. "Bet you wish you had opted for the body scan now, huh?"
5. Compared with European half-time shows, American "wardrobe malfunctions" are incredibly tame.
Best of Vinney
What happened? I used to like Penn and Teller's act.
Best of GregMan
So that's where that birth certificate has been all this time...
Best of molson
Not another backdoor play. Soccer is so predictable.
Best of Mr. Hankey
Deleted scenes from "Invictus"
Best of Kaptain Krude
"Dude, don't touch my junk or I'll have you arres... DUDE!"
Best of Oiao
Announcer: "Oh, that is definitely a Yellow Card offense. If he grabs him by the sack, that is a Red Card!"
Best of Oiao
"Look! Jimmy Hoffa!"
(Yeah, I'm dating myself with that one)
Best of Adriane
Ang Lee remakes Bend It Like Beckham ... or maybe Deep Throat ... I'm really not sure from this angle.
Best of Kaptain Krude
"I'm not Ray Bradbury but..., ah, whatever man."
Best of JohnS1959
"I told you what would happen if you blew that vuvuzela one more time Miguel", shouted Juan.
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I see your bowling problem right here, Mr. President.
The President gets a demonstration of the new, cheaper, government recommended colonoscopy under Obama Care.
Vinney
What happened? I used to like Penn and Teller's act.
Vinney
"GOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!"
(obligatory Andres Cantor reference)
What's in your wallet?
...just more futile griping about the new TSA pat-downs....
So that's where that birth certificate has been all this time...
Soccer games in the Folsom Street League went about the way you would expect.
HEY!!!! No hands!
ORA: Oh. I didn't realize Caligula played soccer.
Not another backdoor play. Soccer is so predictable.
Marco!
Polo!
The Federal Reserve reaches for a new strategy for QE2.
In European soccer, offsides penalties are more "rigidly" enforced.
He had a cramp, so I massaged his legs and wrecked 'em
Hey Rocky! Watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!
Where's Waldo?
Red Rocket..Red Rocket..
Deleted scenes from "Invictus"
"TWEET-TWEET-PENALTY" - No hands in soccer. Use your feet!
"Dude, don't touch my junk or I'll have you arres... DUDE!"
"I can see this isn't your first cavity search. Sorry, Mr. Sullivan, I didn't recognize you from this angle."
HIDDEN BALL TRIK... UR DOIN' IT KWEER
Something tells me it's not his "First Cavity Search"
"Sorry dude, but Guillermo wants his shoe back NOW.
-OR-
Soccer's Most Funniest Videos
British rugby players study soccer films to learn new scrum techniques.
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TIP #29: Never play soccer with someone on a proctology scholarship.
Announcer: "Oh, that is definitely a Yellow Card offense. If he grabs him by the sack, that is a Red Card!"
"Look! Gimmy Hoffa!"
(Yeah, I'm dating myself with that one)
Update. Oops!
"Look! Jimmy Hoffa!"
(Yeah, I'm dating myself with that one)
Oh yeah, I'd call that one as Fowl!
Looking for 600 additional absentee ballots for the Democrat to win.
Ang Lee remakes Bend It Like Beckham ... or maybe Deep Throat ... I'm really not sure from this angle.
"Oooh! Oooh! F*** me, Ray Bradbury!"
"I'm not Ray Bradb..., ah, whatever man."
The TSA 6-day training session ended with Body Cavity Searches 101.
Moooooon Riverrrrrrrrrr!
"I told you what would happen if you blew that vuvuzela one more time Miguel", shouted Juan.
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