Tuesday, November 16, 2010

Soccer? I Barely Know Her



1. And the British Team wins the All-Europe Charades Championship. The Category: Lesser Known Star Wars Characters. The Solution: Kit Fisto.

2. "Dude, can't we just buy a new gerbil?"

3. How Andrew Sullivan eats a Reese's.

4. "Bet you wish you had opted for the body scan now, huh?"

5. Compared with European half-time shows, American "wardrobe malfunctions" are incredibly tame.

Best of Vinney
What happened? I used to like Penn and Teller's act.

Best of GregMan
So that's where that birth certificate has been all this time...

Best of molson
Not another backdoor play. Soccer is so predictable.

Best of Mr. Hankey
Deleted scenes from "Invictus"

Best of Kaptain Krude
"Dude, don't touch my junk or I'll have you arres... DUDE!"

Best of Oiao
Announcer: "Oh, that is definitely a Yellow Card offense. If he grabs him by the sack, that is a Red Card!"

Best of Oiao
"Look! Jimmy Hoffa!"

(Yeah, I'm dating myself with that one)

Best of Adriane
Ang Lee remakes Bend It Like Beckham ... or maybe Deep Throat ... I'm really not sure from this angle.

Best of Kaptain Krude
"I'm not Ray Bradbury but..., ah, whatever man."

Best of JohnS1959
"I told you what would happen if you blew that vuvuzela one more time Miguel", shouted Juan.

35 comments:

Rodney Dill said...

I see your bowling problem right here, Mr. President.

Anonymous said...

The President gets a demonstration of the new, cheaper, government recommended colonoscopy under Obama Care.

Vinney

Anonymous said...

What happened? I used to like Penn and Teller's act.

Vinney

Rodney Dill said...

"GOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!"

(obligatory Andres Cantor reference)

Rodney Dill said...

What's in your wallet?

Rodney Dill said...

...just more futile griping about the new TSA pat-downs....

GregMan said...

So that's where that birth certificate has been all this time...

GregMan said...

Soccer games in the Folsom Street League went about the way you would expect.

Double the U said...

HEY!!!! No hands!

sonicfrog said...

ORA: Oh. I didn't realize Caligula played soccer.

molson said...

Not another backdoor play. Soccer is so predictable.

Jack Reacher said...

Marco!
Polo!

Jack Reacher said...

The Federal Reserve reaches for a new strategy for QE2.

Whacko said...

In European soccer, offsides penalties are more "rigidly" enforced.

Rodney Dill said...

He had a cramp, so I massaged his legs and wrecked 'em

blue said...

Hey Rocky! Watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!

jj said...

Where's Waldo?

Mr. Hankey said...

Red Rocket..Red Rocket..

Mr. Hankey said...

Deleted scenes from "Invictus"

Mr. Hankey said...

"TWEET-TWEET-PENALTY" - No hands in soccer. Use your feet!

Kaptain Krude said...

"Dude, don't touch my junk or I'll have you arres... DUDE!"

Kaptain Krude said...

"I can see this isn't your first cavity search. Sorry, Mr. Sullivan, I didn't recognize you from this angle."

metalgarth said...

HIDDEN BALL TRIK... UR DOIN' IT KWEER

metalgarth said...

Something tells me it's not his "First Cavity Search"

Carpe Phlogiston said...

"Sorry dude, but Guillermo wants his shoe back NOW.

-OR-

Soccer's Most Funniest Videos
British rugby players study soccer films to learn new scrum techniques.

-OR-

TIP #29: Never play soccer with someone on a proctology scholarship.

Oiao said...

Announcer: "Oh, that is definitely a Yellow Card offense. If he grabs him by the sack, that is a Red Card!"

Oiao said...

"Look! Gimmy Hoffa!"

(Yeah, I'm dating myself with that one)

Oiao said...

Update. Oops!

"Look! Jimmy Hoffa!"

(Yeah, I'm dating myself with that one)

Oiao said...

Oh yeah, I'd call that one as Fowl!

Oiao said...

Looking for 600 additional absentee ballots for the Democrat to win.

Adriane said...

Ang Lee remakes Bend It Like Beckham ... or maybe Deep Throat ... I'm really not sure from this angle.

Kaptain Krude said...

"Oooh! Oooh! F*** me, Ray Bradbury!"
"I'm not Ray Bradb..., ah, whatever man."

The Watcher said...

The TSA 6-day training session ended with Body Cavity Searches 101.

Passionate Conservative said...

Moooooon Riverrrrrrrrrr!

JohnS1959 said...

"I told you what would happen if you blew that vuvuzela one more time Miguel", shouted Juan.