Monday, November 08, 2010

She Doesn't Dance Like a Black Chick... Ooooh, Racist!

Van Helsing


1. "I win. Now, one of y'all go get me a Slurpee!"

2. Portions of India experienced minor earthquakes earlier today.

3. "Yes, Mrs. The President, it is a very old traditional Indian folk dance. Now, clap your hands and say 'Hey, Macarena.'"

4. And After M'Chel completed the fertility dance, Indian birth rates went into a steep and irreversible decline leading to the country's complete depopulation by 2074.

5. "Very nice, Mrs. The President, but our employers closed down the call center for this event and none of us will be able to eat next week unless you leave right ... What? It was so much fun you want to do it again? (Sigh) All right, Mrs. The President, let us cue up the dance track again..."
Best of Whacko
"Look", said M'chell, "When I stomp the ground, I can get three cheerleaders airborne,"

Best of dub
Ok, that's enough hop scotch....will you PLEASE fix my laptop now??

Best of jj
...anyone else having trouble getting ahold of DirecTV technical support today?

Best of JohnS1959
"And then he got the umbrella caught in the gate." The First Lady recounts a recent trip to the Gulf Coast through interpretive dance...

Best of Jack Reacher
Boy at far right "Heh, heh, it looks like two dogs fighting under a picnic blanket."

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ORA I call it the "Jump To Conclusions" game and I need a marketing group...

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
In hot climates, 'Chel opts for kitchen curtains instead of the heavy drapes.

Best of prince of leaves
Michelle's ego was terribly bruised when she discovered it was actually a special-needs school, and that the class clapped excitedly like that for everyone who played the game.

Best of blue
It's just a jump to the left and then a step to the right

Best of divine miss m
Invisible hula hoop: ur doin' it right, actually.

Best of Double the U
""Schlemiel, schlimazel, hasenpfeffer incorporated!"
The Laverne and Shirley remake was canceled after one show.

29 comments:

Whacko said...

"Look", said M'chell, "When I stomp the ground, I can get three cheerleaders airborne,"

Anonymous said...

All the grace and style of a circus elephant.

Oiao said...

Everything was good at the Indian cultural exchange event, up to the point when Michelle announced that the White House Chef had prepared Cheese Burgers for everyone!

dub said...

One little, two little, three little indians.....

dub said...

Ok, that's enough hop scotch....will you PLEASE fix my laptop now??

dub said...

Sanjay, did she steal our curtains?

Kaptain Krude said...

That's not a belt around her waist, it's a Hula-Hoop.

jj said...

Some women use ping-pong balls...watch as M'chelle shoots a basketball across the room with no hands...

jj said...

...anyone else having trouble getting ahold of DirecTV technical support today?

JohnS1959 said...

"And then he got the umbrella caught in the gate." The First Lady recounts a recent trip to the Gulf Coast through interpretive dance...

Jack Reacher said...

Security screening at Indian airports isn't so different from our own.

Jack Reacher said...

Boy at far right "Heh, heh, it looks like two dogs fighting under a picnic blanket."

Submariner said...

ORA

I call it the "Jump To Conclusions" game and I need a marketing group...

Submariner said...

Damn but playin dis game make a girl famished. Anybody knows where I's can gets me a Chicago steak around here?

Oiao said...

It puts the left foot in.
It puts the right foot in,
and then it shakes it all about. It do the Wookie Pokey.....

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Michelle's enthusiasm for Indian Hopscotch faded upon learning that they toss a dead rat into the squares before jumping. She thought the rats were the hors d'oeuvre.

-OR-

In hot climates, 'Chel opts for kitchen curtains instead of the heavy drapes.

-OR-

After licking the psychedelic toad, 'Chel breaks out into shuck & jive -
Shimmy shimmy coca pop
shimmy shimmy pow.
Shimmy shimmy coco puff
shimmy shimmy pow.

prince of leaves said...

Michelle's ego was terribly bruised when she discovered it was actually a special-needs school, and that the class clapped excitedly like that for everyone who played the game.

prince of leaves said...

Teacher, moments later: "All right, dammit, which one of you delinquents hid punji traps at the end of the hopscotch court again?!?"

prince of leaves said...

M'Chel thought bubble: "Damn, I gave up a $3M hospital board sinecure for this crap?"

Anonymous said...

"Enough of the photo op. Now get back to answering those Dell service calls."

Vinney

blue said...

It's just a jump to the left
and then a step to the right

molson said...

Hey let's all do the collateral damage mamba.

Army of Dad said...

ORA
It's the African Anteater dance!

divine miss m said...

Invisible hula hoop: ur doin' it right, actually.

divine miss m said...

VVORA:

M'Chel's just looking for a little Hipsway.

Double the U said...

""Schlemiel, schlimazel, hasenpfeffer incorporated!"
The Laverne and Shirley remake was canceled after one show.

dadoctah said...

"I take it back. They *don't* all have rhythm."

ATDHE

Oiao said...

Freudian slip by teacher: “Mrs. Obama, may I say, what you are wearing is very fattering.”

Submariner said...

THAT'S no way to kill roaches! Let me show you how we do it Chicago-style...