1. "I win. Now, one of y'all go get me a Slurpee!"
2. Portions of India experienced minor earthquakes earlier today.
3. "Yes, Mrs. The President, it is a very old traditional Indian folk dance. Now, clap your hands and say 'Hey, Macarena.'"
4. And After M'Chel completed the fertility dance, Indian birth rates went into a steep and irreversible decline leading to the country's complete depopulation by 2074.
5. "Very nice, Mrs. The President, but our employers closed down the call center for this event and none of us will be able to eat next week unless you leave right ... What? It was so much fun you want to do it again? (Sigh) All right, Mrs. The President, let us cue up the dance track again..."
Best of Whacko
"Look", said M'chell, "When I stomp the ground, I can get three cheerleaders airborne,"
Best of dub
Ok, that's enough hop scotch....will you PLEASE fix my laptop now??
Best of jj
...anyone else having trouble getting ahold of DirecTV technical support today?
Best of JohnS1959
"And then he got the umbrella caught in the gate." The First Lady recounts a recent trip to the Gulf Coast through interpretive dance...
Best of Jack Reacher
Boy at far right "Heh, heh, it looks like two dogs fighting under a picnic blanket."
ORA I call it the "Jump To Conclusions" game and I need a marketing group...
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
In hot climates, 'Chel opts for kitchen curtains instead of the heavy drapes.
Best of prince of leaves
Michelle's ego was terribly bruised when she discovered it was actually a special-needs school, and that the class clapped excitedly like that for everyone who played the game.
Best of blue
It's just a jump to the left and then a step to the right
Best of divine miss m
Invisible hula hoop: ur doin' it right, actually.
Best of Double the U
""Schlemiel, schlimazel, hasenpfeffer incorporated!"
The Laverne and Shirley remake was canceled after one show.