Monday, November 15, 2010

Sarah's Feminine Protection

Sondra K


1. Sarah sends a message to Ted Rall. "Bring it, Bitch!"

2. Although the gun shop owner failed to provide a phased plasma rifle in the 40-watt range, the Sarahnator was nevertheless able to complete its mission.

3. "Wow! Look at the size of the Bibles Section! I *love* shopping at Bitter Clingers."

4. "Mr. Olbermann... I'm ready for my 'close-up.'"

5. Sarah's experience dealing with the MFM proved very valuable during the Zombie apocalypse.

Best of Rodney Dill
"I really miss the media... but my aim is improving."

Best of GregMan
"Now where did those liberals get to?"

Best of Rodney Dill
At the Palin 2012 headquarters: "LEEROY JENKINS!!!!"

Best of jj
Sarah to shop owner, "C'mon Tom, where's the Barrett M107?"

Best of metalgarth
For some strange reason "Call of Duty: Alaska" sold most of its copies to Glen Beck fans

Best of Double the U
=\ Sarah Palin's first cost cutting measure as President was to cut costs by firing the secret service and handle security herself.


Best of Kaptain Krude
"I came here to kick liberal ass and chew bubblegum. *ka-chok* And I'm all out of bubblegum." I knew right then, this remake is gonna rock!

Best of Oiao
Sarah knows how to accessorize!

Best of blue
"I'll show you how to organize a community!"

Best of prince of leaves
"...or should I get the M590 with the bayonet knife...?" Todd hated being dragged along shopping with the indecisive Sarah.

Best of Rodney Dill
We could use a woman of that caliber in the Whitehouse.

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
If'n I read just one crack by Dub about my hips or tummy roll... I'll Cheney-ize him.

Best of Dactyl
Have you ever noticed how zombie movies are never set in Alaska?

34 comments:

JohnS1959 said...

"I'll take this one", said the Governor, "I could write in a candidate from 100 yards with this one".

Rodney Dill said...

"I really miss the media... but my aim is improving."

dadoctah said...

"Thanksgiving snuck up fast this year. I need to get out there and bag some cranberries."

Anonymous said...

"Go ahead Couric, make my day."

vinney

GregMan said...

"Now where did those liberals get to?"

GregMan said...

Sarah prepares for her 2012 Presidential run.

Rodney Dill said...

ancient weapons and hokey religions are no match for a good mama grizzly.

Rodney Dill said...

At the Palin 2012 headquarters: "LEEROY JENKINS!!!!"

Rodney Dill said...

The only presidential contender that can use the words "Moose Knuckle" in a sentence without getting snickers.

Rodney Dill said...

"Let's just see Behar walk out on me..."

jj said...

Sarah to shop owner, "C'mon Tom, where's the Barrett M107?"

divine miss m said...

Men and women were created equal; Smith & Wesson makes damn sure it stays that way.

divine miss m said...

A .30-06 beats four aces.

metalgarth said...

For some strange reason "Call of Duty: Alaska" sold most of its copies to Glen Beck fans

metalgarth said...

be vewy vewy quiet... I'm hunting Olberman's

Double the U said...

Sarah Palin's first cost cutting measure as President was to cut costs by firing the secret service and handle security herself.

Kaptain Krude said...

"I came here to kick liberal ass and chew bubblegum. *ka-chok* And I'm all out of bubblegum." I knew right then, this remake is gonna rock!

Oiao said...

Sarah knows how to accessorize!

blue said...

"I'll show you how to organize a community!"

Chronos the Wonder Pig said...

Palin auditions for the role of Sarah Conner in Terminator V: Revenge of the Right

prince of leaves said...

"I know that some of you have heard of them, but don't really know what goes on inside one -- so let's take a look at what an Alaskan charter school is all about..."

prince of leaves said...

"...or should I get the M590 with the bayonet knife...?" Todd hated being dragged along shopping with the indecisive Sarah.

prince of leaves said...

"Why, sure it's a concealed-carry weapon. I just have to decide which of Andrew Sullivan's orifices is going to be doing the carrying."

Wacko said...

"I'll give that liberal, writer, snoop, new next door neighbor something to write about - if he can still write after a couple of round from this!"

Rodney Dill said...

We could use a woman of that caliber in the Whitehouse.

Rodney Dill said...

"Russia looks a little closer this morning."

molson said...

Shhhh. Be very quiet. I'm hunting Madcow.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Surrounded by her weapons collection, Sarah whines about the paperwork. Not to purchase guns, mind you... "It's all the documents they made me fill out after I shot a polar bear and learned I'd nailed an eskimo wearing a fur parka."

-OR-

Guns & Ammo Sweatsuit Issue

-OR-

If'n I read just one crack by Dub about my hips or tummy roll... I'll Cheney-ize him.

-OR-

Palin's Elmer Fudd imitation

champaignken said...

Once you skin and gut a liberal and clean out all that crap, you only get about 5 pounds of meat. It is almost better to hunt rabbits.

Dactyl said...

Have you ever noticed how zombie movies are never set in Alaska?

Steve O said...

Palin Campaign Headquarters.

Steve O said...

Did somebody say, "Prom Hair?"

Steve O said...

The Palin Campaign Headquarters are protected by the good Lord and a gun...

...and you might meet them both, if you come around unwanted, son.

Steve O said...

For some reason, anyone who dates a Palin kid these days seem to be very, very polite.