1. Ahnuld chuckles when he thinks of the VW Microbus that will soon be filling his parking space.
2. Safety features include driver's side windbag.
3. "Racer X is gaining on us, Chim-Chim. Throw your feces at him!"
4. Unable to bear a world without Leslie Neilsen, Arnold decided to just park in the garage with the engine running for a few hours.
5. Another addled senior citizen prepares to take out a farmer's market.
Best of Double the U
Arnold looked over to his wife in the passenger seat and for a brief second understood what was going through Uncle Teddy's mind that night in July of 1969.
Best of Whacko
It came to this: Water shut off in the valley; no water, no crops being grown, including corn; no corn, no ethanol; no ethanol, no fuel for Ahnuld's car.
Best of blue
Arnold looked around and wondered what happened to his Hummer....then he saw Maria getting in
Best of dadoctah
"What is best in life? To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of the women. Oh, and a Skynyrd CD cranked up to ten."
Best of jj
Let's go pick up Spitzer and cruise for hookers.
Best of Jack Reacher
It's upholstered in leather and burns gasoline; In 2020, mere possession of it in California will get you ten years in prison.