Sunday, November 28, 2010

Rich Corinthian Leather

Brender


1. Ahnuld chuckles when he thinks of the VW Microbus that will soon be filling his parking space.

2. Safety features include driver's side windbag.

3. "Racer X is gaining on us, Chim-Chim. Throw your feces at him!"

4. Unable to bear a world without Leslie Neilsen, Arnold decided to just park in the garage with the engine running for a few hours.

5. Another addled senior citizen prepares to take out a farmer's market.

Best of Double the U
Arnold looked over to his wife in the passenger seat and for a brief second understood what was going through Uncle Teddy's mind that night in July of 1969.

Best of Whacko
It came to this: Water shut off in the valley; no water, no crops being grown, including corn; no corn, no ethanol; no ethanol, no fuel for Ahnuld's car.

Best of blue
Arnold looked around and wondered what happened to his Hummer....then he saw Maria getting in

Best of dadoctah
"What is best in life? To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of the women. Oh, and a Skynyrd CD cranked up to ten."

Best of jj
Let's go pick up Spitzer and cruise for hookers.

Best of Jack Reacher
It's upholstered in leather and burns gasoline; In 2020, mere possession of it in California will get you ten years in prison.

21 comments:

Double the U said...

Arnold looked over to his wife in the passenger seat and for a brief second understood what was going through Uncle Teddy's mind that night in July of 1969.

Whacko said...

It came to this: Water shut off in the valley; no water, no crops being grown, including corn; no corn, no ethanol; no ethanol, no fuel for Ahnuld's car.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

VtheK said: 4. Unable to bear a world without Leslie Neilsen, Arnold decided to just park in the garage with the engine running for a few hours.
And it took at least that long before he realized it was an electric car.

-OR-

I am vay too used to seeting in ze baaackzeet. Vat eez dis rouwnd thing??

-OR-

Thawtbubble: If Dub vill take my scrawny bride Mah-ree-yah off my hands, I can haz belated Oktoberfest mit ze big boobied German girls!

Anonymous said...

Ass Hole!

blue said...

Arnold looked around and wondered what happened to his Hummer....then he saw Maria getting in

Dr. Doom said...

"Ahh'l be baack", said the Governator to Mr. Brown.

dadoctah said...

"What is best in life? To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of the women. Oh, and a Skynyrd CD cranked up to ten."

wv: hamone. Personalized license plate?

jj said...

Let's go pick up Spitzer and cruise for hookers.

dadoctah said...

I heard they were remaking Back To The Future but if this is a leaked publicity still I think I'll pass.

Mr. Hankey said...

I Won't Be Back

Submariner said...

Vhat vas Mahria tinkink; leafink deh lit'l snot-gobbler alone in deh kitchen?

Submariner said...

Yah, yah; crahppy ahkshun movies bought dis for me.

Oiao said...

"Ah got to get me un of tees babys! An Ah going to regeeeestir it outta state, where its cheaper!"

prince of leaves said...

Skynet being based in the state, both the car and the T-800 came standard with California emissions.

Jack Reacher said...

It's upholstered in leather and burns gasoline; In 2020, mere possession of it in California will get you ten years in prison.

Kaptain Krude said...

"Nobody knows where Obama was born, and he gets to be President. Everybody knows where I was born, and I'll never be President. My mighty heart is breaking, Melina."
"Maria."
"Whatever."

Kaptain Krude said...

Standard caption #386: "Get to the choppah!"

Kaptain Krude said...

"I have the bumper sticker on de front. It reads, 'Run Hillary run!' It is quite amusing, ja?"

Anonymous said...

It's the best car when you're driving the state into the ground.

Vinney

dadoctah said...

"Okay, they bought it once, but is the world ready for me in another buddy movie with Tom Arnold?"

Mr. Hankey said...

"Now that I'm done being Governor, I plan to reach as high as I can in politics - I'm thinking Community Organizer!!"