Friday, November 12, 2010

Pull My Finger on $200M a Day

2xU

1. "You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought."

2. "No, I'm not Lando Calrissian... this is not that weird monkey-faced co-pilot dude. And if you have any further questions, address them to Chewbacca, here."

3. "Yes, we realize your country is on an active earthquake fault. The First Lady has promised no dancing."

4. "Chinese, Korean, whatever. You guys all look alike to me."

5. Obama attempts to place the blame for an audible greenhouse gas emission.

Best of Oiao
"See, the Volcano Gods are agnry at you because your government will not devalue your currency like the US is doing!"

Best of Mr. Hankey
The Fickle Finger Of Fate makes a triumphant return!!

Best of champaignken
Can we get a burqa on this one? I can still see her face.

Best of Submariner
Thriteen; I have, uh,THIRteen rupies. Do I, um, hear fourteen? OK. Thirteen going, uh, once...

ATDHE-A

Best of HLam
"That guy didn't check his shoes at the door. Have him arrested."

Best of molson
So where I am suppose to bow? Over here?

Best of prince of leaves
Meanwhile, at the Star Trek convention, the Best Costume awards go to a Ferengi, Lokai/Bele, and a Cardassian.

Best of Kaptain Krude
"It is quite apparent, um, that, um, this is not, um, where the, um, white women, um, are at."

Best of Adriane
Hey! at least she took the curtain rod out...

Best of prince of leaves
"Those smokestack thingies your mosques all have...you ever notice they sorta look like giant wieners?"

Best of prince of leaves
"Boy, it sure brings back memories, hearing the mezzuzah doing the call to prayer from that menorahette over there."

Best of Whacko
"You mean there's been a golf course right over there the whole time? WTF?"

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
In an impromptu skit for the crowd, Pat Morita agrees to teach obamalama martial arts by repeatedly having him wax on/wax off/wax on/wax off Michelle's facial hair.

Best of Oiao
"And if it were not for pure luck, I'd still be living in that slum over there."

40 comments:

Oiao said...

Obama: "Yeah, um, I read that from the Telepromter over there."

Oiao said...

Obama: "Let me be clear, I, um, always know the direction to Mecca. Its that way."

Oiao said...

Michelle takes a fashion hint from Hillary to "always wear a Pants Suit that hides the size of your ass."

Army of Dad said...

Just one or two more layers and M'chel will be saying 'I can't put my arms down!'

Army of Dad said...

"..and another thing, I will slap the next dumb broad who says anyhting"

*whispers* "Sorry honey, gotta play the part."

WV: hyped...perfect for the One.

Army of Dad said...

"Can you uh, um pull my um, finger?"

wv: derpa STG the wv monster is on today.

Oiao said...

"See, the Volcano Gods are agnry at you because your government will not devalue your currency like the US is doing!"

Mr. Hankey said...

The Fickle Finger Of Fate makes a triumphant return!!

champaignken said...

Can we get a burqa on this one? I can still see her face.

Submariner said...

Thriteen; I have, uh,THIRteen rupies. Do I, um, hear fourteen? OK. Thirteen going, uh, once...



ATDHE-A

Submariner said...

No, this ISN'T Shenaynay...

HLam said...

"That guy didn't check his shoes at the door. Have him arrested."

blue said...

Michele models the new Democrat party voter base - shoeless, pregnant, & Mulsim

Whacko said...

"Now right over there is where I was born. Wait. Are those TV cameras rolling?"

molson said...

So where I am suppose to bow? Over here?

Oiao said...

"Hey, I'm not in India anymore. Is that where I can get a Cheesburger?"

dadoctah said...

"Aiieee, um, uh, Gojira....."

prince of leaves said...

Meanwhile, at the Star Trek convention, the Best Costume awards go to a Ferengi, Lokai/Bele, and a Cardassian.

Dr. Doom said...

"No", said the President emphatically, "We will be moving to the left!"

Kaptain Krude said...

"It is quite apparent, um, that, um, this is not, um, where the, um, white women, um, are at."

Kaptain Krude said...

Man, this is the worst Three Stooges episode I've ever seen. I can't even tell which one is supposed to be Moe!

Kaptain Krude said...

"The, um, windsock is over, um, there. I shall, um, now, um, bow to it."

Oiao said...

I'm off to Japan next. There I hope to score a sacrifice bunt for the US economy.

Oiao said...

Obama does his Disney Land Anamatron imitation.

Adriane said...

Hey! at least she took the curtain rod out...

prince of leaves said...

"Guards! Grab him! That's the guy who gave Michelle the mumps!"

prince of leaves said...

"Whaddya mean, it's haram to pull someone's finger in a mosque?"

prince of leaves said...

"Those smokestack thingies your mosques all have...you ever notice they sorta look like giant wieners?"

prince of leaves said...

"Boy, it sure brings back memories, hearing the mezzuzah doing the call to prayer from that menorahette over there."

Anonymous said...

"If you guys are looking for the Democrat Party, it went that way."

Vinney

Jack Reacher said...

"There's a plane leaving, and if I'm not on it you'll regret it. Maybe not now, but soon, and for the rest of your lives."

wv: lorre. When in Casablanca...

Jack Reacher said...

"What about that thing? Have you taxed it yet? This is part of the ABT Priciple; Always Be Taxing."

Whacko said...

"You mean there's been a golf course right over there the whole time? WTF?"

Carpe Phlogiston said...

In an impromptu skit for the crowd, Pat Morita agrees to teach obamalama martial arts by repeatedly having him wax on/wax off/wax on/wax off Michelle's facial hair.

-OR-

As Michelle learned, a burqa hides a very strong cord that keeps a woman's mouth tightly closed, preventing her from diverting attention from important male activities like an Abbott and Costello "Who's On First" skit.

Oiao said...

“And if you don’t concede to my economic demands, a B-52 Stratofortress will arrive in two…., um, hey, I’m just joking, you, um, we, um, are scrapping all of our military stuff to show how unexceptional the US is these days.”

WV = theydoke. As in, "the doke is on all you US fools!"

Oiao said...

"And if it were not for pure luck, I'd still be living in that slum over there."

Oiao said...

Hey, that minaret is shaped like Michelle's ass!

Oiao said...

In 2012, I'm counting on all of them to register to vote in the US! Just call the SEIU, they'll tell them how to.

Oiao said...

In grade school, I used to Community Organize right over there.

Merovign said...

Sorry, but that is NOT a slimming color.