1. The iWon comes perilously close to manual labor. Traumatized by the experience, he eventually resigns and takes a tenured position at the Kennedy School of Government.
2. "What can I say? Destroying America makes a guy hungry!"
3. "Ever see an old white woman get clocked with a pizza box? Watch this!"
4. Caryn kept smiling while discreetly making the American Sign Language gesture for "Butt Pirate."
5. "Yes'm Missy Dawn, I be bringin' yo' pizza, Lawd have mercy. Don' let yo' head be explodin' now!"
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Patty Murray was depressed that her first date with the Obamessiah was less than swanky. And that he wasn't actually a girl.
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Halal Pizza gets a new customer.
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Name one good thing that ever came out of Chicago?
Deep dish pizza.
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Every Thursday night, the POTUS liked to go out for pizza with (clockwise from left) Tina Fey, Seth Rogen and the mummified corpse of Andy Warhol.
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Trouble is in store as Barack is about to feed Michelle after midnight...
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Obongo like candy.
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When you order from Obamino's, it's there in under $30 trillion - guaranteed!