Friday, November 19, 2010

ORA: They Sorta Remind Me of Depeche Mode

Sondra K


Best of Double the U
...and still the White House denied there was an illegal immigrant problem.

Best of Army of Mom
That reminds me. I need to have my lawn mowed.

Best of Army of Mom
Hey Paco, the 70s called. They want their belt and shoes back.

Best of Army of Dad
'Cause every girl goes crazy for a sharp dressed man!

Best of blue
The band played the Mexican National Anthem while Obama bowed to himself

Best of Matt the K
Sacramento, CA 2014:
The new Governor invites his family to move in.

Best of Matt the K
World's fanciest Chi-Chi's.

Best of Submariner
Another reason for the cost of the last Presidential State Tour; rather than a normal ring or buzzer, The One prefers to be awoken by the sound of music.

Best of mega
Michael Moore's new fantasy about a Bush assassination, featuring a Mariachi Band playing playing "the world's smallest violins" while a middle-aged Selena belts out "La Raza...Texas es mi pais" grossed $106.20 at the box office but was declared by the New York Times to capture "the zeitgeist of a generation".

Best of mega
Look, it's just cheaper to use Mexicans than to buy a chessboard, why is that racist?

Best of jj
Elaine is put on suicide watch at the sight of the revival of the Urban Sombrero.

Threadwinner: molson
Screw this... I don't think Cher is going to show.

30 comments:

Dr. Doom said...

Border control under the Democrats' new immigration policy.

Whacko said...

Lord Obama now has his own tax-paid orchestra march behind him playing his own personal theme song.

Anonymous said...

The Strolling Wetbacks put on a killer performance.

Vinney

Double the U said...

...and still the White House denied there was an illegal immigrant problem.

Oiao said...

Let's play 'Spot the Drug Cartel King Pin' hiding in the shot. (no pun intended)

Oiao said...

@ Whacko

Would they be playin Obama's theme song the Socialist's Hat Dance with a Mexican twang?

blue said...

"Hey, we are just doing a job that gringos won't do!!!""

Army of Mom said...

Suddenly I'm hungry for queso, chips and a margarita.

Army of Mom said...

That reminds me. I need to have my lawn mowed.

Army of Mom said...

That reminds me to pay the housekeeper.

Army of Mom said...

Hey Paco, the 70s called. They want their belt and shoes back.

Chronos the Wonder Pig said...

The latest Mexican sensation, "The Bedbugs" visit the White House.

dadoctah said...

"Hot plate!"

Rae said...

I've been sick with a migraine for 3 days straight. Your caption made me laugh. Thanks, V the K

Carpe Phlogiston said...

"Oh Rochester!"

-OR-

Obamalama accidentally disrupted the East Wing recital when he jokingly yelled "inmigraciĆ³n!" to the press corps and the band quickly hid behind the drapes... worn by Michelle.

-OR-

So, did the ACLU file an EEOC grievance since not one fiddle player was from Appalachia?

-OR-

FACTOID: Mexico got a $1 billion aid grant from this because we all know squeaky wheels get the grease.

Jack Reacher said...

White House guest Andrew Sullivan sniffed "White shoes? Really? But I do rather fancy a little Mexican. Or a big one. Tee hee!"

Army of Dad said...

'Cause every girl goes crazy for a sharp dressed man!

blue said...

the band played the Mexican National Anthem while Obama bowed to himself

Matt the K said...

Sacramento, CA 2014:

The new Governor invites his family to move in.

Matt the K said...

World's fanciest Chi-Chi's.

Submariner said...

ORA:

007 infiltrated the Mexican drug cartels by skillfully posing in the back as a Mariachi band member. True to script, no bad guy could tell Sean Connery wasn't Mexican.

Submariner said...

That was, uh, wonderful. Would you, um, play, "Baby Got Back" for the First, um, Wookie?

Submariner said...

Another reason for the cost of the last Presidential State Tour; rather than a normal ring or buzzer, The One prefers to be awoken by the sound of music.

mega said...

Michael Moore's new fantasy about a Bush assassination, featuring a Mariachi Band playing playing "the world's smallest violins" while a middle-aged Selena belts out "La Raza...Texas es mi pais" grossed $106.20 at the box office but was declared by the New York Times to capture "the zeitgeist of a generation".

mega said...

Yet another White House event staged to make Americans feel like "he is one of us" fails to hit the target.

mega said...

We give up, you all qualify for DREAM, ok? Now please ... please ... stop playing Cry Me A River.

mega said...

Look, it's just cheaper to use Mexicans than to buy a chessboard, why is that racist?

dadoctah said...

"FREEBIRD!"

- OR -

"Needs more cowbell."

jj said...

Elaine is put on suicide watch at the sight of the revival of the Urban Sombrero.

molson said...

Screw this... I don't think Cher is going to show.