Tuesday, November 09, 2010

Not a Future Quarterback, But Probably a Wide Receiver



1. "Smile son. Mommy just has to take one quick picture than talk your daddy down from the roof."

2. Trick or Treating on Castro Street, Timmy got 18 Tootsie rolls, 16 blow pops, 12 Hershey bars, and 143 phone numbers.

3. "Um... no," AoM said simply. "Even *I* have some standards."

4. Billy loved his fairy princess costume almost as much as he loved playing with his wand.

5. "Hey, ma, your queer idiot kid is sh-tting in the pumpkin again."

Best of Jack Reacher
Marin County Boy Scout troops are, well, a little different from most.

Best of Vinney
There was only so much Tommy could do to divert attention from his massive hemorrhoids.

Best of blue
"I'm home from school Mom, Do you have my Halloween costume ready?"

Best of Chronos the Wonder Pig
Aunt Bee: "Andy, Opie is dressing like a girl again."
Andy: " Barney, load your bullet."

Best of Submariner
Johnny Weir went through a Ginger phase during elementary school.

This Olympics trivia moment has been brought to you by the Folsom Street Fair Committee, proud sponsors of the 2012 Fire Island Games.

Best of Oiao
Overheard at a breakfast table in California early the 1970's: "Now John, stop being such an uptight conserative. What could possibly go wrong with adding a little progressive liberal balance into the shool curriculum?"

Threadwinner: prince of leaves
Jimmy had a dream. A big dream. A dream that one day, he too could grow up to be the First Lady of Cameroon.

Best of prince of leaves
Wow, Macaulay Culkin has really let himself...uhh...oh hell, I have no clue what he's done, actually.

Best of Spin
C'mon kid, I gotta carry the pumpkin by that stem.

26 comments:

Dr. Doom said...

I'm guessing this kid has two mommies...

Jack Reacher said...

Sociologists say liberal/conservative voting tendencies are set at an early age. No sh**.

Jack Reacher said...

Marin County Boy Scout troops are, well, a little different from most.

Anonymous said...

There was only so much Tommy could do to divert attention from his massive hemorrhoids.

Vinney

blue said...

"I'm home from school Mom, Do you have my Halloween costume ready?"

Chronos the Wonder Pig said...

Aunt Bee: "Andy, Opie is dressing like a girl again."
Andy: " Barney, load your bullet."

molson said...

The Great Pumpkin is not pleased.

Anonymous said...

A future congressman for the Massachusetts Fourth Congressional District.

.................arf

Submariner said...

I can't decide whether I think he/she/it wants to be Little Orphan Annie or teh gey Ronald McDonald...

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Submariner said...

Johnny Weir went through a Ginger phase during elementary school.

This Olympics trivia moment has been brought to you by the Folsom Street Fair Committee, proud sponsors of the 2012 Fire Island Games.

Submariner said...

Apparently, Carrot Top was a little weird right from the start.

Oiao said...

Overheard at a breakfast table in California early the 1970's: "Now John, stop being such an uptight conserative. What could possibly go wrong with adding a little progressive liberal balance into the shool curriculum?"

Oiao said...

Mandatory Reference #232: A photo from the 2010 NAMBLA Holloween Party.

prince of leaves said...

Jimmy had a dream. A big dream. A dream that one day, he too could grow up to be the First Lady of Cameroon.

prince of leaves said...

The Boulder public schools go out of their way to be inclusive with their school uniforms.

prince of leaves said...

Wow, Macaulay Culkin has really let himself...uhh...oh hell, I have no clue what he's done, actually.

Spin said...

C'mon kid, I gotta carry the pumpkin by that stem.

Oiao said...

First its a pumpkin, next its......hell, who knows what else he is going to stick up there?

Oiao said...

Prognosis: Murders his folks later in life. Bet on it.

Oiao said...

Prognosis: Learns the true meaning of Tea Bagging in the Castro later in life.

Oiao said...

Little Boy: "Mommy. Why do all the people keep asking you why you named me Butch?"

Mommy: "Because calling you my little Bitch isn't polite son."

dadoctah said...

"It took us three years to get him to stop dressing up as Velma and yelling 'Jinkies'. Next year we start suggesting that he might want to try going as Shaggy."

Adriane said...

The Taiwanese animators had several ideas for a new Powder-Puff-You-Go-Girl! look ... but fortunately for all concerned, they never left the drawing board.

Submariner said...

DRUDGEBREAKING:

The Safe School Czar has issued an edict for a new, nation-wide school uniform.

Developing...

Submariner said...

Does this pumpkin make my a$$ look like M'Chel's?