Friday, November 26, 2010

The Next Day


1. "OK, guys, on three, we all break into 'The Stripper."

2. "If one more idiot yells 'Play some Skynyrd!', this cornet is going up his ass. Sideways."

3. "And down goes another snare drummer. Who planned the parade route through Compton?"

4. ♪ "We're Sergeant Pepper's Marching Dorks Club band..." ♫

5. As Obama took the stage, the band switched from 'Hail to the Chief' to 'American Idiot.'

Best of GregMan
Tom (l., with hand in pants) thinks about that one time in band camp.

Best of dadoctah
Dance, Bristol! Dance like you've never danced before!

Best of Barney Frank
"little Boy Blue, come blow my horn..."

Best of Whacko
Herb Alpert has indeed fallen on hard times.

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Guillermo del Toro's directorial debut was a low budget remake of "The Charge of the Light Brigade" using the horn section of a local high school band, a dozen midgets and miniature ponies plus a lot of fog machines.

Best of Vinney
You know when played by a marching band, Play That Funky Music White Boy is a catchy tune.

Best of Rodney Dill
"Dammit Stewie get back in formation and stop following fat people around with the Tuba."

Best of Submariner
hey, Hey, HEY! Watch where you stick that slide, ya monor.

20 comments:

Anonymous said...

Me, soooooooooo horney!

GregMan said...

Tom (l., with hand in pants) thinks about that one time in band camp.

dadoctah said...

And you thought the company-sponsored karaoke night was lame.

dadoctah said...

Dance, Bristol! Dance like you've never danced before!

wv: mookfin. I have a new term of abuse for the next telemarketer who calls.

Anonymous said...

F this!

Kaptain Krude said...

"Dammit, John, the theme from 'Hawaii Five-oh' is not on our playlist!"

Kaptain Krude said...

"Hey, you're not going to put this picture on that sick intercourse V the K's blog, are you?"

blue said...

the kid figured out how to blow his own horn

Double the U said...

BCD BCE D BCE CB

Barney Frank said...

"little Boy Blue, come blow my horn..."

Whacko said...

Herb Alpert has indeed fallen on hard times.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Special Olympics Marching Band
Off the record, the conductor admits it's a lot like herding cats.

-OR-

Internal Affairs wants to know why nobody questioned the choice of undercover uniforms for the DEA strike team's botched raid in Mexicali.

-OR-

Guillermo del Toro's directorial debut was a low budget remake of "The Charge of the Light Brigade" using the horn section of a local high school band, a dozen midgets and miniature ponies plus a lot of fog machines.

JohnS1959 said...

Unfortunately, it was later discovered that Auburn's first chair euphonium player had been payed to play. They were forced by the NCAA to forfeit the Battle of the Bands trophy and had to play Pomp and Circumstance on kazoos for the next three graduation ceremonies.

Anonymous said...

FREEBIRD !!!!

Anonymous said...

You know when played by a marching band, Play That Funky Music White Boy is a catchy tune.

Vinney

Rodney Dill said...

"Well of course we're gonna fling poo at them."

Rodney Dill said...

"Dammit Stewie get back in formation and stop following fat people around with the Tuba."

Rodney Dill said...

"Dang, I knew I shoulda joined Chess Club instead."

Anonymous said...

He is strategically positioned to get a good look down the Thanksgiving blouse.

............arf

Submariner said...

hey, Hey, HEY! Watch where you stick that slide, ya monor.