1. Obama is so dumb, when someone said this scene reminded them of a 'scene from a Fellini movie,' he unzipped his fly.
2. "Get, um, behind me, um, children. It's a hung tran and it's coming this, um, way."
3. The Obamas discover the forgotten disco room at the White House, which had been unused since the Carter Era.
4. Wookies, Jawas, Fett Clones... Obama marveled in his ability to bring all kinds together.
5. M'Chel's crotchless skirt was a big hit at the Weinstein bar mitzvah.
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Borrowing a page from Santa's playbook, the President hires a number of elves to build a coalition to save Obamacare. They are seen here working on a catchy jingle...
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Munchkin looking over his shoulder: "Aieeeee! Gojira!"
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I'm not sure where Chuck E Cheese is going with this new batch of robots they've put in.
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The Obamas figured that an Oompa Loompa convention at the Iowa City Radisson was as good as a Veterans Day ceremony, so why not?
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Riverdunce.
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"Dance Dance Revolution: MSNBC Edition" killed the franchise
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Short Person:"I don't care if she is the first lady...no way I'm going up on that broad!!"
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Borrowing a page from Santa's playbook, the President hires a number of elves to build a coalition to save Obamacare. They are seen here working on a catchy jingle...
♬
Get up every morning slaving for bread, sir.
So that more can go to the Fed...
(chorus: For, For Obama's right)
♬
(apologies to Desmond Dekker - Israelites)
Munchkin looking over his shoulder: "Aieeeee! Gojira!"
Same munchkin: "Geez, Barry, I can't believe you hit that!"
Without his TelePrompTer, Barry remains, frozen in time, unable to remember what the next dance step is.
I'm not sure where Chuck E Cheese is going with this new batch of robots they've put in.
I'm against remakes of 80s movies on general principle, but this new version of the final scene of "Footloose" is actually not bad.
The Mos Eisley scene from Star Wars. We all know who Chewbacca is...
The Obamas figured that an Oompa Loompa convention at the Iowa City Radisson was as good as a Veterans Day ceremony, so why not?
M'Chel's joke, "An elevator smells different to a midget" was poorly received.
Riverdunce.
True to the production nature of the entire trip, the Obama's stage a Bollywood dance scene at the end of their performance.
"Mrs. Obama, tell us more about your 'Land of Slurpies'"?
Vinney
"Dance Dance Revolution: MSNBC Edition" killed the franchise
"Hey, Macarena!" The Obamas' party swings wildly out of control.
"I'm really just here to set up arranged marriages for Sasha and Malia."
wv: oitanium. The only element in the periodic table to be certified kosher.
Short Person:"I don't care if she is the first lady...no way I'm going up on that broad!!"
the talent at the auditions to replace Dancing Homer just wasn't that good
'Obamas Dancing at a Wedding' was a Samuel L. Jackson quote just waiting for a movie ...
David Attenborough whispers: Witness the rare quadruple mitosis of an obamalama. Shimmying shakes loose 4 clones, each with the same number of X, Y and ? chromosomes and identical fur markings.
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Obamalama Thawtbubble: Dammit, I told her to always use a hankie so we wouldn't have to pick these colorful little dancing snots off the floor.
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A messiah and his entourage. Obamalama's learned that the only way to have poeple look up to him is to hire little people.
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Do The Puppet!
I always suspected someone pulled his strings.
I thought you said this dipshit could dance.
Did you notice the one that was lost in Michelle's ass?
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