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Kid, you just need to be older & more experienced before you can get into a women's drawers.....
Best of Rodney Dill
The TSA is getting in your drawers.
Best of dadoctah
Save a seat on the short bus.
Best of Oiao
Kalvin!!!! Stay out of Army of Mom's Ammo drawer!!!!
Best of JohnS1959
The new Nanny line of Broyhill cabinets can save you a fortune on baby sitting fees.
Best of Submariner
Honest mistake; the kid heard his Mom tell a friend that his daddy was the "turkey baster" and he was trying to make a paternal visit...
Best of prince of leaves
Why just child-proof your cabinets, when you can teach them to fight back?
Best of prince of leaves
ORA: While the Proteus IV Home Automation System had an unhappy tendency to rape and kill homeowners and their guests, most of the bugs were worked out with Proteus V.
Assistant to the Regional Threadwinner Dactyl
Banana thought bubble: "That's what you get when you come onto Chiquita turf, kid."
Best of Vinney
To escape his fate, the kid was about to bite his leg off as the NAMBLA snare trapped an unsuspecting prey.
Best of dadoctah
"I blame the previous administration!"
Best of Jack Reacher
I see the the Ben Bernanke's Facebook page has childhood photos posted now.
Best of GregMan
The NAMBLA Toddler Trap claims yet another victim for it's owner, Bawney Fwank.
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kid, you just need to be older & more experienced before you can get into a women's drawers.....
The TSA is getting in your drawers.
Save a seat on the short bus.
Kalvin!!!! Stay out of Army of Mom's Ammo drawer!!!!
The new Nanny line of Broyhill cabinets can save you a fortune on baby sitting fees.
Give 'em a week; I'll bet San Francisco establishes a law against this manufacturer...
Honest mistake; the kid heard his Mom tell a friend that his daddy was the "turkey baster" and he was trying to make a paternal visit...
Why just child-proof your cabinets, when you can teach them to fight back?
ORA: While the Proteus IV Home Automation System had an unhappy tendency to rape and kill homeowners and their guests, most of the bugs were worked out with Proteus V.
Banana thought bubble: "That's what you get when you come onto Chiquita turf, kid."
To escape his fate, the kid was about to bite his leg off as the NAMBLA snare trapped an unsuspecting prey.
Vinney
This picture will never go viral. There are no cute kitties in it.
"This isn't what is looks like!"
Martha Stewart on multi-tasking... How to juggle cooking and babysitting without breaking a sweat.
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Poltergeist VI - They're HEEERRRRE!
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TImeLife Video - When Kitchens Attack
David Attenborough whispers: Having baited the counter with bananas, the mother waited patiently for the little monkey to fall into the trap. Successssss!
For Kyle, it wasn't so much the slip & fall that embarrassed him, it was the fact that Emily saw he was wearing Pullups.
Yet another horrible consequence of Global Warming!
"I blame the previous administration!"
Thought bubble: "Now I know how Obama feels."
I see the the Ben Bernanke's Facebook page has childhood photos posted now.
Laugh all you want, but with this experience and eighteen months in the Senate he'd be qualified to run for president.
Hilarity ensues when a young Andrew Sullivan's obsession with finding long, hard things to insert into his rectum goes horribly wrong.
The NAMBLA Toddler Trap claims yet another victim for it's owner, Bawney Fwank.
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