Sunday, November 28, 2010

Mistakes Were Made



Threadwinner: blue
Kid, you just need to be older & more experienced before you can get into a women's drawers.....

Best of Rodney Dill
The TSA is getting in your drawers.

Best of dadoctah
Save a seat on the short bus.

Best of Oiao
Kalvin!!!! Stay out of Army of Mom's Ammo drawer!!!!

Best of JohnS1959
The new Nanny line of Broyhill cabinets can save you a fortune on baby sitting fees.

Best of Submariner
Honest mistake; the kid heard his Mom tell a friend that his daddy was the "turkey baster" and he was trying to make a paternal visit...

Best of prince of leaves
Why just child-proof your cabinets, when you can teach them to fight back?

Best of prince of leaves
ORA: While the Proteus IV Home Automation System had an unhappy tendency to rape and kill homeowners and their guests, most of the bugs were worked out with Proteus V.

Assistant to the Regional Threadwinner Dactyl
Banana thought bubble: "That's what you get when you come onto Chiquita turf, kid."

Best of Vinney
To escape his fate, the kid was about to bite his leg off as the NAMBLA snare trapped an unsuspecting prey.

Best of dadoctah
"I blame the previous administration!"

Best of Jack Reacher
I see the the Ben Bernanke's Facebook page has childhood photos posted now.

Best of GregMan
The NAMBLA Toddler Trap claims yet another victim for it's owner, Bawney Fwank.

23 comments:

blue said...

kid, you just need to be older & more experienced before you can get into a women's drawers.....

Rodney Dill said...

The TSA is getting in your drawers.

dadoctah said...

Save a seat on the short bus.

Oiao said...

Kalvin!!!! Stay out of Army of Mom's Ammo drawer!!!!

JohnS1959 said...

The new Nanny line of Broyhill cabinets can save you a fortune on baby sitting fees.

Submariner said...

Give 'em a week; I'll bet San Francisco establishes a law against this manufacturer...

Submariner said...

Honest mistake; the kid heard his Mom tell a friend that his daddy was the "turkey baster" and he was trying to make a paternal visit...

prince of leaves said...

Why just child-proof your cabinets, when you can teach them to fight back?

prince of leaves said...

ORA: While the Proteus IV Home Automation System had an unhappy tendency to rape and kill homeowners and their guests, most of the bugs were worked out with Proteus V.

Dactyl said...

Banana thought bubble: "That's what you get when you come onto Chiquita turf, kid."

Anonymous said...

To escape his fate, the kid was about to bite his leg off as the NAMBLA snare trapped an unsuspecting prey.

Vinney

dadoctah said...

This picture will never go viral. There are no cute kitties in it.

Kaptain Krude said...

"This isn't what is looks like!"

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Martha Stewart on multi-tasking... How to juggle cooking and babysitting without breaking a sweat.

-OR-

Poltergeist VI - They're HEEERRRRE!

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TImeLife Video - When Kitchens Attack

Carpe Phlogiston said...

David Attenborough whispers: Having baited the counter with bananas, the mother waited patiently for the little monkey to fall into the trap. Successssss!

Matt the K said...

For Kyle, it wasn't so much the slip & fall that embarrassed him, it was the fact that Emily saw he was wearing Pullups.

sonicfrog said...

Yet another horrible consequence of Global Warming!

dadoctah said...

"I blame the previous administration!"

Jay Guevara said...

Thought bubble: "Now I know how Obama feels."

Jack Reacher said...

I see the the Ben Bernanke's Facebook page has childhood photos posted now.

Jack Reacher said...

Laugh all you want, but with this experience and eighteen months in the Senate he'd be qualified to run for president.

GregMan said...

Hilarity ensues when a young Andrew Sullivan's obsession with finding long, hard things to insert into his rectum goes horribly wrong.

GregMan said...

The NAMBLA Toddler Trap claims yet another victim for it's owner, Bawney Fwank.