Monday, November 29, 2010

Meanwhile, Back in Iran

Brender


1. "You realize this is going to get us a sharply worded letter of disapproval from the UN."

2. "Once again, Hassan, you fired off prematurely."

3. "I don't have any pockets, Hassan, but I am happy to see you."

4. Ang Lee's remake of October Sky was notable for its rants against Zionism... and incestuous buttsecks, of course.

5. Desperate to escape from the stench, Hassan and Mohammed's body lice constructed a tiny rocket ship.

Best of Submariner
I'll tell you what it means, Abdul: I don't care a camel turd over what the Imam says now, and the hell with Sharia! Let's go find some liquor, a licker, and ENJOY waiting on the Israeli response...

Best of Dr. Doom
"Oh look Abdul, our non-agressive nuclear energy program went off by accident", said Mahmoud

Best of blue
"We need to cancel this foolish rocket program - what if one reaches heaven & deflowers my 72 virgins?"

Best of dadoctah
"Lemon Jolly Rancher?"
"Yeah, thanks."

Best of Oiao
Failing to achieve development of a working warhead, Arm-in-a-Dinner-Jacket substuded by placing Ackhamed the sucide bomber in the rocket instead.

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Trust me, Shabaz, this is way more humane than stoning her.

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
I picked "Allah's Phallus" to win the missile naming pool, Hasti.
Well, I was going to pick "Ahmadinejad's Folly" but my dear wife begged me to reconsider so I chose "Flaming Camel Spit".

Best of Jack Reacher
Amir was unable to rhyme "I see London, I see France, I see the Zionist Entity obliterated," but he liked the flow of it, nonetheless.

Best of Jack Reacher
"We might as well call this program The Arafat; it sucks up all our money, and goes out with a whimper."

Best of Mr. Hankey
"The Israelis?? We're just planning to re-organize their community"

Best of Vinney
The Arabs lauch the first intercontinental taxi cab.

25 comments:

Submariner said...

Didn't I see that same "plane" take flight off the California coast a month or so ago?

Submariner said...

Truly an intersting perspective picture, Sahib. No one would know that it was an Estes model and was actually closer to the photographer than Abdul and Fazal...

Dr. Doom said...

"Sanction that Mr. Obama", shouted Aziz.

Submariner said...

I'll tell you what it means, Abdul:
I don't care a camel turd over what the Imam says now, and the hell with Sharia! Let's go find some liquor, a licker, and ENJOY waiting on the Israeli response...

Dr. Doom said...

"Oh look Abdul, our non-agressive nuclear energy program went off by accident", said Mahmoud

Oiao said...

"You know, Ackhmed. I should get more than just 73 virgins for launching this! Or at least 3 Goats...."

Oiao said...

Mel Brooks remakes the trailer for Space Balls; Camels in space.

blue said...

"We need to cancel this foolish rocket program - what if one reaches heaven & deflowers my 72 virgins?"

dadoctah said...

"Lemon Jolly Rancher?"
"Yeah, thanks."

Oiao said...

"Hey Ackamhed. You have a bald spot in your turbin."

Oiao said...

Failing to achieve development of a working warhead, Arm-in-a-Dinner-Jacket substuded by placing Ackhamed the sucide bomber in the rocket instead.

Mr. Hankey said...

No, Mrs. Clinton..we didn't mind the WikiLeaks at all.

Steve O said...

Just a quick note here... I've never seen a towel with a bald spot.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Mobile rocket launchers my ass, Habibe. Every time the camels get spooked ... oh hell, there goes another one!

-OR-

You'd better hope to Allah it's not heading towards Ahmadinejad's compound again!

-OR-

Trust me, Shabaz, this is way more humane than stoning her.

-OR-

Well, sure, the launch is the easy part. Now if we could only stop the suicidal things from blowing themselves up.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

I picked "Allah's Phallus" to win the missile naming pool, Hasti.
Well, I was going to pick "Ahmadinejad's Folly" but my dear wife begged me to reconsider so I chose "Flaming Camel Spit".

-OR-

Fez: Can't help thinking the Israelis and Americans will turn us into radioactive dust if Mahmoud the Nutjob remains in power much longer.
Nasser: Yeah. Hey, will we have to share our virgins with the N. Koreans?

Jack Reacher said...

Amir was unable to rhyme "I see London, I see France, I see the Zionist Entity obliterated," but he liked the flow of it, nonetheless.

Jack Reacher said...

"We might as well call this program The Arafat; it sucks up all our money, and goes out with a whimper."

Jack Reacher said...

ORA: "Mark it zero, Dude."

Kaptain Krude said...

"Why are we looking at nothing, Achmed?"
"We will Photoshop the rocket in later, Habib. Now ululate with me!"
"Lalalalalalalala!"
"You're such a tool, Habib."

GregMan said...

"Achmed, that rocket launch got me so excited I just wikileaked in my pants."

wv: nonets - as in the famous Broadway Musical "No No Nonets"

GregMan said...

Iranian President Ahmadumbjihadi's joy at the successfull launch of the CamelBanger 3 missle was short-lived, as the Stuxnet worm kicked in and flew the missle straight into downtown Tehran.

Mr. Hankey said...

"The Israelis?? We're just planning to re-organize their community"

Anonymous said...

The Arabs lauch the first intercontinental taxi cab.

Vinney

Oiao said...

"Look Asshumao! When the holy Imans have orgasam, the world knows! Praise be to Alla!"

Chronos the Wonder Pig said...

well Ahmed, I think this may not be the first rocket to reach Uranus