Wednesday, November 24, 2010

Look Ma, No Camel Toe

Brender

1. Always trying to be helpful, Tina limbers up for her TSA pat down while still on the airport shuttle.

2. Tina unleashes the awesome power of MEGAQUEEF!

3. So, Army of Mom, whole outfit, or just the fabulous boots?

4. Blondes often have difficulty using the overhead compartment.

5. Can you read lips?

Best of Submariner
I for one think it unreasonable for city leadership to make someone who breaks a hip take a tram to the emergency room...

Best of Submariner
Cissy obliviously practised her routines all the way to the Cowgirl tryouts, knocking out a Starbuck's Barrista, three Hare Krishna's and two homeless bums panhandling on the subway in the process.

Best of jj
San Francisco Police are looking for an accomplice, pictured above, to a string of armed robberies. The victims, all blind men between the ages of 20 and 45, were lured off of San Francisco buses thinking they were at Fisherman's Wharf where they were robbed of their valuables. Anyone with info are urged to call SFPD.

Best of Oiao
One hell of a birth defect made her very popular in High School.

Best of sonicfrog
OK. That may be a very useless super-power... But it sure is fun to watch.

Best of dadoctah
Before the real movie was even in theaters, the pr0n industry had already released its knockoff, "The Green Slattern", to rave reviews.

Best of Matt the K
See, Bobby, THIS is why you should keep your feet and hands inside the vehicle at all times!

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Helga had a special trick for dislodging a stubborn diaphragm.
Ladies, do NOT try this at home. Performed on a closed course by a trained bendy person.

24 comments:

dadoctah said...

Yes! If we're going to have costumed crimefighters in our cities, at least let them look like this!

Submariner said...

I for one think it unreasonable for city leadership to make someone who breaks a hip take a tram to the emergency room...

Submariner said...

Cissy obliviously practised her routines all the way to the Cowgirl tryouts, knocking out a Starbuck's Barrista, three Hare Krishna's and two homeless bums panhandling on the subway in the process.

Submariner said...

Dollars to donuts she has a mirror and a trapeze above her bed...

Jack Reacher said...

You laugh, but give her eighteen months in the Senate and she'd be qualified to be president.

jj said...

San Francisco Police are looking for an accomplice, pictured above, to a string of armed robberies. The victims, all blind men between the ages of 20 and 45, were lured off of San Francisco buses thinking they were at Fisherman's Wharf where they were robbed of their valuables. Anyone with info are urged to call SFPD.

Submariner said...

Sally was unable to help herself after she glanced over at Teh Stinger's candid snapshot of a de-leafed Treebeard...

Submariner said...

Stephanie mused; "Don'cha just hate getting your heels stuck in a grate on the subway?"

Oiao said...

One hell of a birth defect made her very popular in High School.

molson said...

Oh my. I don't don't think that's chewing gum stuck on there.

prince of leaves said...

Before the real movie was even in theaters, the pr0n industry had already released its knockoff, "The Green Whore", to rave reviews.

prince of leaves said...

Thought bubble: "Ooh, chilly...I better quick and dial back the A/C in here before my nipples start to show, otherwise people are going to think I'm a tramp..."

sonicfrog said...

OK. That may be a very useless super-power... But it sure is fun to watch.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Classic case of extreme knee jerk liberalism gone awry.

-OR-

I'm not a member of the mile high club but for some reason I've suddenly got a powerful urge to join the subway club.

-OR-

Irena really REALLY didn't like spiders.

-OR-

No matter how many times you've seen it, that prosthetic leg joke never gets old.

dadoctah said...

Before the real movie was even in theaters, the pr0n industry had already released its knockoff, "The Green Slattern", to rave reviews.

FTFY.

dadoctah said...

GEICO spokescharacter undergoes gender reassignment surgery. Film at eleven.

Rodney Dill said...

Transporter malfunction again Cap'n, but could we leave it that way for a little while.

dadoctah said...

Someone tell the chick in the turtleneck it's not polite to stare at the disabled.

Matt the K said...

See, Bobby, THIS is why you should keep your feet and hands inside the vehicle at all times!

Matt the K said...

Aha! The Green Slattern!!!

Matt the K said...

What's green and blonde and double-jointed all over?



Wv: thillie

- what thith pothst ith.

Submariner said...

Jill helps her friend Meg practise her lip-reading technique.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

The sex change operation went remarkably well, but Dan was still having a helluva time walking in high heels.

-OR-

Helga had a special trick for dislodging a stubborn diaphragm.
Ladies, do NOT try this at home. Performed on a closed course by a trained bendy person.

WordVerify: unflats - definitely describes those boots!

prince of leaves said...

Damn, I had Green Hornet and Green Lantern confusicated. No Best Of for me!