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Wanna get butterballed?
Pretty soon my temperature probe will pop up!
Boy will she be pissed when she sees my version of a 'Dutch Oven.'
I'd say it's a 14 pounder, the other one is about a 15 pounder, and the one going to the oven is about 26 pounds.
She could eat a drumstick without her hands.
Ellen is solely responsible for the TSA's new "Don't Even Think About It We Can't Risk the PR Nightmare" Rule.-OR-I'm guessing she's never going to get a speeding ticket... and in her old age, those things are gonna get stuck under the brake pedal. -OR-So, if there are only 26 letters in the alphabet, what cup size would she be?
"If I butter them up will you know what to do with them?"
Baster? I don't even know her
Ancient weapons and hokey religions are no match for a good baster at your side.
Monica's breasts come with an extra helping of stuffing.
Butterball, meet Siliconeblob.
One word, Benjamin: Plastics.verif word: tipar - tipar over and see what comes up.
Nice giblets.
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Wanna get butterballed?
Pretty soon my temperature probe will pop up!
Boy will she be pissed when she sees my version of a 'Dutch Oven.'
I'd say it's a 14 pounder, the other one is about a 15 pounder, and the one going to the oven is about 26 pounds.
She could eat a drumstick without her hands.
Ellen is solely responsible for the TSA's new "Don't Even Think About It We Can't Risk the PR Nightmare" Rule.
-OR-
I'm guessing she's never going to get a speeding ticket... and in her old age, those things are gonna get stuck under the brake pedal.
-OR-
So, if there are only 26 letters in the alphabet, what cup size would she be?
"If I butter them up will you know what to do with them?"
Baster? I don't even know her
Ancient weapons and hokey religions are no match for a good baster at your side.
Monica's breasts come with an extra helping of stuffing.
Butterball, meet Siliconeblob.
One word, Benjamin: Plastics.
verif word: tipar - tipar over and see what comes up.
Nice giblets.
Post a Comment