Tuesday, November 30, 2010

Double Oh Oh




1. It's the sort of pic that makes you think nothing but "WTF?" for a solid 45 minutes.

2. There can be only one... Thank God.

3. Ang Lee's remake of Pippi Longstocking...yadda yadda yadda....

4. Bond manages to remain incognito while pursuing Blofeld to his secret base on Fire Island.

5. Bond's mission, assassinate Julian Assange over WikiLeaks. He chose the ideal disguise.

Best of blue
"I'll teach Ray Bradbury not to sniff around the Bond girls!!"

Best of Submariner
Johnny Weir's "Bond fantasies" were a bit different than other boys his age...

Best of dadoctah
Lara Croft has really let herself go.

Threadwinner: Double the U
I don't drink often, because when I do I usually start firing off guns wearing a thong, but when I do drink, I drink Dos Equis, stay thirsty my friends.

Best of Matt the K
Albert Broccoli presents: "The Spy Who Made Me Feel Extremely Uncomfortable"

Best of Matt the K
David Carradine was found in an eerily similar costume...

Best of Rosa Klebb
Oddly enough, I have a pair of boots just like that ... and the mustache ...

Best of Matt the K
For Sean Connery, this surely was 'The Longest Day'.

Best of Matt the K
Years later the desiccated, bullet-riddled body of Sean Connery's agent was found in the Mojave; this undeveloped picture was the last one found on the roll.

Best of DaveP.
...And then the Arizona Pride Parade came to a confused, frightened stop.

Best of racerboy and divine miss m
Scottish Macho Man was way too butch for the Village People.

Best of Oiao
If you only see red, and a hand gun in this photo, you are not gay!

Best of Matt the K
"No, Mister Bond, I expect you to dance!"

44 comments:

blue said...

"I'll teach Ray Bradbury not to sniff around the Bond girls!!"

Submariner said...

Karnack: the Donald, Iranian missiles, this dude.
>riiiiip<
"Name three things that fire off too early."

Submariner said...

Dub finally reaches the breaking point over V's continual posting of "obese" girls...

Submariner said...

Johnny Weir's "Bond fantasies" were a bit different than other boys his age...

dadoctah said...

Lara Croft has really let herself go.

Double the U said...

I don't drink often, because when I do I usually start firing off guns wearing a thong, but when I do drink, I drink Dos Equis, stay thirsty my friends.

Matt the K said...

If thish ish whot it takesh to finally get in your pansh, Ah'll do it, Mish Moneypenny!

Matt the K said...

Albert Broccoli presents: "The Spy Who Made Me Feel Extremely Uncomfortable"

Matt the K said...

David Carradine was found in an eerily similar costume...

Matt the K said...

All right... which wunna you varmints wants ta make the first wise-crack?

Matt the K said...

Sean has to wear reinforced undergarments for when he goes double-o-two.

Matt the K said...

ORA: Little known fact--Terry Gilliam's epic fantasy movie was originally titled "Ass Bandits"

Rosa Klebb said...

Oddly enough, I have a pair of boots just like that ... and the mustache ...

Anonymous said...

It was brilliant! Q disquised the lastest gadgetry in Bond's Depends.

Vinney

dadoctah said...

New on Disney Blu-Ray: The Gnome-Mobile, now with never-before-seen outtakes.

Dr. Doom said...

Wesley left the holodeck with the captain's words ringing in his ears, "Make it so Mr. Crusher!"

Matt the K said...

Sir Ian Fleming wasn't sure whether to title this one 'Brownfinger' or 'Goldfister'...

Matt the K said...

The Fleming estate successfully blocked the "James Bondage" series from release. Only this publicity still from the aborted 'Thunderpants' remains.

Matt the K said...

For Sean Connery, this surely was 'The Longest Day'.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Rumor has it Connery kept demanding a real gun and 3 bullets - for the screenwriter, the director and the last one to put himself out of misery.

-OR-

Connery: Aye laddie, I was drunk on ale and other spirits when I signed on for Zardoz. 'Twas not one of me finer moments.

-OR-

Where da white women at? I was promised white women if I did this gig!!

jj said...

The proposed new uniforms for Bwarney Fwranks security detail had Capitol Hill all abuzz.

Matt the K said...

Q&M, meet S&M.

Matt the K said...

Years later the desiccated, bullet-riddled body of Sean Connery's agent was found in the Mojave; this undeveloped picture was the last one found on the roll.

dub said...

Thursday came early this week.

DaveP. said...

Proof that Andrew Sullivan's dreams and Barack Obama's nightmares spring from the same source.

DaveP. said...

...And then the Arizona Pride Parade came to a confused, frightened stop.

DaveP. said...

Bond realized that, in order to root out Stavro Blofeld's most recent plot, he'd have to go underground in San Francisco... and his bespoke tuxedo just wasn't going to be inconspicuous enough.
Now if only he could avoid running afoul of Jaws...

racerboy and divine miss m said...

Scottish Macho Man was way too butch for the Village People.

divine miss m said...

How much vodka would it take to get Vladimir Putin to pose like this?

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Cover photo for the 12 Twinks of Xmas pop up calendar. Copies flew off the bookshelf at Barnes & Noble San Francisco.

-OR-

Come to think about it, you don't hear much about the Sean Connery menswear line.

prince of leaves said...

Sarah Brady exulted. "We may not be able to undo the Second Amendment entirely, but making the exercise of a CCW permit contingent on wearing this 'safety orange' getup is pure genius!"

prince of leaves said...

Angelina Jolie's decision to stop waxing may have turned off moviegoers, but not Brad Pitt.

prince of leaves said...

ORA: Robert Rodriguez' early concept for Narvaez.

mega said...

"Damn...my dual 12-gauge shotshell belts are empty, however will I reload my .38?"

Oiao said...

Now Standard Comment #2 for me....

Meanwhile, back in the land of tiny, um, medallions.

Oiao said...

If you only see red, and a hand gun in this photo, you are not gay!

Oiao said...

In my own personal fantasy, this is the scene where he shoots that communist cu#t Jane Fonda in that ass nasty movie Barbarella!

Oiao said...

A little know fact that Sir Connery did shot his Casting Agent right after the premere.

Matt the K said...

"No, Mister Bond, I expect you to dance!"

molson said...

Diaperado prepares to explain the repeal of don't ask don't tell.

Anonymous said...

"Badges? You want badges? We don't need no stinkin' badges....or pants for that matter."

Vinney

Rodney Dill said...

Michelle Obama's DWTS partner.

Rodney Dill said...

There can be only one. (Thank God)

Merovign said...

Hey, that's a Webley-Fosbury Automatic Revolver, isn't it?