1. "F-ck the droids. This is what we were looking for."
2. 'You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought.'
3. "Yeah, well, Yoda is full of crap. 'Size matters not,' my ass."
4. "I look forward to completing your training. In time you will call me master."
5. "You guys are a little too vanilla for us. Do you know Kit Fisto?"
Best of Whacko
"Hey there, Mr. Trooper, is that a wight saber in your codpiece or are you just happy to see me?"
Best of Double the U
Standard Caption: Andrew Sullivan's search for "White male hard bodies" was disappointing.
Best of Rodney Dill
Star Wars 7: Return of the Clone Whores
Best of Army of Dad
Careful girls, don't you know how bad a storm trooper's aim is?
Best of dadoctah
"I got a warm and tingly feeling about this."
Threadwinner: Dactyl
Q: what do you see here?
A: three Thai men pretending to be something they're not, and three Imperial Stormtroopers.
Best of Vinney
Things haven't changed in eons. The Troopers were on R&R, attracted to the bar girls pleas, "I go home with you. You number one GI."
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
When the nerds woke up naked in bed together and realized the girls had taken their wallets and costumes, a pact was made to never ever mention having a three-way at the convention.
Best of Submariner
I.See.FOUR.Whites.
Best of Adriane
White pants, white vest,
white helmet and all the rest,
Charged up blaster, that's all I own ...
But every girl's crazy 'bout a sharped dress clone!!!
31 comments:
Chick on left whisper; "Rand speeder s'posed be about vehicre you come in, rarry; It not about how quickry you get to happy ending."
Aren't they a little short for Trooper's doxies?
They nice, but we rooking for a four-way with the Wookie...
Trooper 2 to Trooper 3: "All of a sudden I really want sushi for lunch..."
"Hey there, Mr. Trooper, is that a wight saber in your codpiece or are you just happy to see me?"
"Come to mama, Ruke."
Storm Trooper pick up lines: "How 'bout a trip to Uranus baby."
Standard Caption: Andrew Sullivan's search for "White male hard bodies" was disappointing.
Screw, or screw not, there is no try.
"Clone? No, I said leave us alone."
WV: loandewd
Star Wars 7: Return of the Clone Whores
Yes ma'am we do have a tentacle to rape you with, but you have to go down that smelly garbage shoot.
Careful girls, don't you know how bad a storm trooper's aim is?
"Hhey ladies, my name is I69, that is 12FU and that is the famous Tk214."
"I got a warm and tingly feeling about this."
Now we know why Vader is always breathing so hard.
Hey Trooper 5473... Ix-na the oner-ba.
Until this magic moment, the force was a bit limp in these three.
Wearing white after Labor Day. Tisk, Tisk!
You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. But enough about San Diego.
Well, I'm sold. Where do I sign up to be a storm trooper?
Hey babe. These are not the dudes you're looking for.
Q: what do you see here?
A: three Thai men pretending to be something they're not, and three Imperial Stormtroopers.
Things haven't changed in eons. The Troopers were on R&R, attracted to the bar girls pleas, "I go home with you. You number one GI."
Vinney
These are the broads we're looking for.
When the nerds woke up naked in bed together and realized the girls had taken their wallets and costumes, a pact was made to never ever mention having a three-way at the convention.
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RULE #19 - If it seems too good to be true, it probably is.
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One good thing Darth Vader's known for... giving great annual bonuses to the top 3 Death Star salesmen.
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Thawtbubble of StarTrooper 1: Trouble is, we'll eat the dessert and a half-hour later we'll be hungry again.
I.See.FOUR.Whites.
Official Liberty Briefing quote for the Storm Trooper Brigade:
If that chick is looking funky, put a wrap around that stormin monkey!
Another Official Liberty Briefing quote for the Storm Trooper Brigade:
If you are going to let the little Storm Trooper out of the house, make sure he is wearing a rain coat!
The only way Keith Olbermann can get laid.
Vinney
White pants, white vest,
white helmet and all the rest,
Charged up blaster, that's all I own ...
But every girl's crazy 'bout a sharped dress clone!!!
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