Friday, November 12, 2010

Attract of the Clones


1. "F-ck the droids. This is what we were looking for."

2. 'You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought.'

3. "Yeah, well, Yoda is full of crap. 'Size matters not,' my ass."

4. "I look forward to completing your training. In time you will call me master."

5. "You guys are a little too vanilla for us. Do you know Kit Fisto?"

Best of Whacko
"Hey there, Mr. Trooper, is that a wight saber in your codpiece or are you just happy to see me?"

Best of Double the U
Standard Caption: Andrew Sullivan's search for "White male hard bodies" was disappointing.

Best of Rodney Dill
Star Wars 7: Return of the Clone Whores

Best of Army of Dad
Careful girls, don't you know how bad a storm trooper's aim is?

Best of dadoctah
"I got a warm and tingly feeling about this."

Threadwinner: Dactyl
Q: what do you see here?
A: three Thai men pretending to be something they're not, and three Imperial Stormtroopers.

Best of Vinney
Things haven't changed in eons. The Troopers were on R&R, attracted to the bar girls pleas, "I go home with you. You number one GI."

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
When the nerds woke up naked in bed together and realized the girls had taken their wallets and costumes, a pact was made to never ever mention having a three-way at the convention.

Best of Submariner
I.See.FOUR.Whites.

Best of Adriane
White pants, white vest,
white helmet and all the rest,
Charged up blaster, that's all I own ...
But every girl's crazy 'bout a sharped dress clone!!!

31 comments:

Submariner said...

Chick on left whisper; "Rand speeder s'posed be about vehicre you come in, rarry; It not about how quickry you get to happy ending."

Submariner said...

Aren't they a little short for Trooper's doxies?

Submariner said...

They nice, but we rooking for a four-way with the Wookie...

Submariner said...

Trooper 2 to Trooper 3: "All of a sudden I really want sushi for lunch..."

Whacko said...

"Hey there, Mr. Trooper, is that a wight saber in your codpiece or are you just happy to see me?"

Rodney Dill said...

"Come to mama, Ruke."

Rodney Dill said...

Storm Trooper pick up lines: "How 'bout a trip to Uranus baby."

Double the U said...

Standard Caption: Andrew Sullivan's search for "White male hard bodies" was disappointing.

Rodney Dill said...

Screw, or screw not, there is no try.

Rodney Dill said...

"Clone? No, I said leave us alone."

WV: loandewd

Rodney Dill said...

Star Wars 7: Return of the Clone Whores

Army of Dad said...

Yes ma'am we do have a tentacle to rape you with, but you have to go down that smelly garbage shoot.

Army of Dad said...

Careful girls, don't you know how bad a storm trooper's aim is?

Army of Dad said...

"Hhey ladies, my name is I69, that is 12FU and that is the famous Tk214."

dadoctah said...

"I got a warm and tingly feeling about this."

dadoctah said...

Now we know why Vader is always breathing so hard.

molson said...

Hey Trooper 5473... Ix-na the oner-ba.

molson said...

Until this magic moment, the force was a bit limp in these three.

Oiao said...

Wearing white after Labor Day. Tisk, Tisk!

dadoctah said...

You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. But enough about San Diego.

Kaptain Krude said...

Well, I'm sold. Where do I sign up to be a storm trooper?

Steve O said...

Hey babe. These are not the dudes you're looking for.

Dactyl said...

Q: what do you see here?
A: three Thai men pretending to be something they're not, and three Imperial Stormtroopers.

Anonymous said...

Things haven't changed in eons. The Troopers were on R&R, attracted to the bar girls pleas, "I go home with you. You number one GI."

Vinney

Rodney Dill said...

These are the broads we're looking for.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

When the nerds woke up naked in bed together and realized the girls had taken their wallets and costumes, a pact was made to never ever mention having a three-way at the convention.

-OR-

RULE #19 - If it seems too good to be true, it probably is.

-OR-

One good thing Darth Vader's known for... giving great annual bonuses to the top 3 Death Star salesmen.

-OR-

Thawtbubble of StarTrooper 1: Trouble is, we'll eat the dessert and a half-hour later we'll be hungry again.

Submariner said...

I.See.FOUR.Whites.

Oiao said...

Official Liberty Briefing quote for the Storm Trooper Brigade:

If that chick is looking funky, put a wrap around that stormin monkey!

Oiao said...

Another Official Liberty Briefing quote for the Storm Trooper Brigade:

If you are going to let the little Storm Trooper out of the house, make sure he is wearing a rain coat!

Anonymous said...

The only way Keith Olbermann can get laid.

Vinney

Adriane said...

White pants, white vest,
white helmet and all the rest,
Charged up blaster, that's all I own ...
But every girl's crazy 'bout a sharped dress clone!!!