Friday, November 12, 2010
Attract of the Clones
1. "F-ck the droids. This is what we were looking for."
2. 'You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought.'
3. "Yeah, well, Yoda is full of crap. 'Size matters not,' my ass."
4. "I look forward to completing your training. In time you will call me master."
5. "You guys are a little too vanilla for us. Do you know Kit Fisto?"
Best of Whacko
"Hey there, Mr. Trooper, is that a wight saber in your codpiece or are you just happy to see me?"
Best of Double the U
Standard Caption: Andrew Sullivan's search for "White male hard bodies" was disappointing.
Best of Rodney Dill
Star Wars 7: Return of the Clone Whores
Best of Army of Dad
Careful girls, don't you know how bad a storm trooper's aim is?
Best of dadoctah
"I got a warm and tingly feeling about this."
Q: what do you see here?
A: three Thai men pretending to be something they're not, and three Imperial Stormtroopers.
Best of Vinney
Things haven't changed in eons. The Troopers were on R&R, attracted to the bar girls pleas, "I go home with you. You number one GI."
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
When the nerds woke up naked in bed together and realized the girls had taken their wallets and costumes, a pact was made to never ever mention having a three-way at the convention.
Best of Submariner
Best of Adriane
White pants, white vest,
white helmet and all the rest,
Charged up blaster, that's all I own ...
But every girl's crazy 'bout a sharped dress clone!!!